I'm terrified of people finding out I'm a virgin. What's the best way to lie about it?
>>35288452
Seriously, just find a grill and get it over with, lots of girls have virgin fets
>>35288879
This go to a bar have a few drinks. Hit on the fat friend or ugly friend.
>>35288879
is this the new "bee urself" meme?
>>35288925
If you can make friends that can find out you're a virgin, you can get laid. It's not like getting a gf, getting sex is easy.
>>35288452
i want to unzip that dick
>>35288963
>If you can make friends
well there's the problem
>>35288977
If you have no friends you shouldn't be worried about people finding out you're a virgin anyway, it's not something that comes up in normal convos.
>>35289001
I'm more scared of my coworkers finding out, since I'm a wageslave too.
also, nice epik get for the win
>>35289047
Again, it doesn't come up in normal conversations. Even if you say you never had a gf they'll probably just assume you've already casually diddled someone.
>>35288452
Is it normal to ask this? A roastie asked me once if I was a virgin and tried to get in my pants after I said yes. Some chads asked me too and gave me a surprised "really?" when I said I was. I wasn't nervous about it and never really cared so they didn't either.
>>35289411
See >>35288879 she probably had a virgin kink and wanted to steal it.
It's not normal to be asked once you leave university.