>getting into pairs for uni work >i'm too awkward

Well, is she cute?
Ori

>>35375919
That's why you A:
Never let someone else use your computer.
B:
Always use a second browser for stuff that you dont want anyone to see.
C:
Use a separate OS for your private stuff.

>>35375919
>i just calmly walk out of the room and catch the bus home
extreme autism

>>35375978
This. if the unthinkable happens and someone has to use my computer they can use my other browser.

>shes a tranny

No he is a freak and your mentally ill

>>35375938
a little i guess

>>35375978
>>35376130
it's a bit late for that now

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>>35375919
Holy shit, haven't cried of laughter like this before.

Your best bet is just to pretend nothing happened, don't acknowledge it, doubt she would bring it up at all. And if it does come up, just say you don't want to talk about anything unrelated to school work. Way too late to drop a course over petty shit, that's just wasted money and time.

Good luck.

>>35376197

Why not let her (male) fuck you?

>>35375978
Also:
>use secondary browser for porn and porn only, incognito mode
>save all porn on encrypted drive
>have guest account enabled

>>35376289
>she

Hahahahaha every time

Do you have like her number or an email address?
Send her a polite but honest message explaining your specific fears with an apology.

Hahahaha did you not even take your computer or did you just leave it and go home lmao

What a dork

>>35375919
Forget about your computer lad. It's gone.

What you should be worrying about is whether "SHE" is going to report you to the professor. There's a very good chance that you're about to be expelled and subsequently blacklisted by academic institutions.

Your only shot is to offer sexual favors in return for "HER" discretion. Good luck.

>>35376815
it felt like i was gonna pass out
i wasn't gonna hang around until that happened

>>35376547
i did what you said and just talked to her on sms

she said that she didn't mind and that that she took the computer home so that it wouldn't be stolen
i've got to go over tomorrow night to pick it up and talk to her over drinks

>>35376895
>>35376173
this sort of thing doesn't seem nice at all

>>35377010
Doesnt matter if its not nice its the truth you faggot.

>>35377010
>i've got to go over tomorrow night to pick it up and talk to her over drinks

Nice you gonna get laid, how does she look like?

>left computer and went home

You're clearly lying. Any sane person would never leave the laptop in this position because there's clearly other degenerate shit that she could find on there. Your actions aren't consistent

>>35375919
>without grabbing anything or otherwise reacting i just calmly walk out of the room and catch the bus home
you can't be serious, fucking kek.
>what should i do?
hate to say it, but you should probably get your fucking laptop back from class. Chad might decide to pass it around

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>"Hey, what's your name?"
>>"Uhhh, a-anon."
>"An-what?"
>>"Anon..."
>"I can't understand you. Speak louder."
>too embarrased to answer at this point and just go stare mode
>someone else answers for you
>mfw

Why am I like this?