Will To Retard

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Anybody else here have this intense attraction to everything low, base, disgusting, vulgar, and retarded?

It's hard to explain.

It's just like everything that is commonly thought of as bad seems good to me, and I instinctively rebel against everything considered righteous.

I'm most at home in situations people consider bad.

At the scene of an accident, you'll see me readying the camera for a Youtube upload.

At funerals, I'm often seen with a broad smile on my face, taking in the vibes, making conversation. A complete contrast to my demeanor at, say, graduations, where I am sullen and withdrawn.

When I hear about mass shootings, I take the day off work, because I can't miss out on my favorite form of entertainment. I call them "me days." Just me rejoicing at the misfortune of others, and my own GREAT fortune in not being them.

My sex life is almost entirely perverted. I pretty much have all the fetishes: scat, piss, shit, ladyboy, dickgirl, hypnosis, castration, you name it.

Honestly, if you could come up with a symbol to represent me, it would be quite simply, a giant, stinking turd.

I'm the douchebag, the fuccboi, the creep, the pervert.

And here's the thing, robots:

EVEN I GET LAID!

*drops mic*