Normie cringe thread
>be me
>6 years ago
>14 freshman /b/eta faggot
>basically spoke in greentext format
>to be fair I was as cringy as the sea of normies at my school
>browsing 4chan
>saw one of the old "that Loch Ness monster got me again" greentexts
>screenshot and post on Facebook
>cringy, i know
>next thing I know i get flooded with comments asking about the story and saying they didn't get it
>fuckingnormiesreeeeeee.gif
>next day alpha normie supreme walks over to me
"Hey anon why did you call yourself 'anon' in that story?"
>tell him it's short for anonymous and it's what 4chan users call themselves as opposed to their names
>completely ignores explaination and starts callimg me anon from then on
>he was super popular so everyone else started to also
>mfw that became my nickname until i graduated
>>35484395
That isn't normie cringe. This is.
https://youtu.be/Cb5RD7GcbvY
>>35484467
OP here. That was some of the gayest shit I've ever seen
>>35484747
That's why it's called cringe.
>>35484467
I fucking hate this guy.
He's a good guitar player, but he's a goddamn autist. I regularly watch guitar lessons on youtube, and his garbage videos of what kirk hammett would sound like if he was in green day, or "what if coldplay was djent" flood my sidebar.
It's obvious that this story happened no more than two years ago. Fix your shitty underage typing style before you post on here
>>35485231
"I can identify your age by the way you type hurr"
I was so scared of having sex with this cheerleader I ended up staying a virgin until I was 25 haha
>>35484395
That's some good autism, anon.