WE CAN'T HOLD THIS POSITION MUCH LONGER!
>THEY HAVE C.H.A.DS! I REPEAT THEY HAVE C.H.A.DS!
SEND REINFORCEMENTS
SEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEINFORCMENTS!
REINFORCEMENTS IS HEREEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
>bzzzztt
HQ reporting in to say:
Go out there and slay some Chads and bring back Stacies as prisoners.
Tendies is on us tonight, boys.
>bssshhhhh
>>35498914
Hang in there boys
Wizard is enroute
repeat
Wizard is enroute
The CHADS HAVE JUST RELEASED THEIT NEWEST WEAPON. WHAT DO WE DO