Explain why you don't have an older mommy gf

>>35521327
I do tho

Also don't open AMA threads if you're not going to answer anything, asshole

>>35521327
Because every time I'd smoke weed I'd ask myself what the fuck i'm doing with my life.

>>35521327
made out with a 50 year old blonde milf at a bar last weekend

her daughter was next to her

well, that's because I am the mommygf

>>35521327
because i want to kms

Idk how to initiate anything with a milf. They hit on me in the checkout lines, but I'm too much of a sperg to take it any further.

Because I am not a normie like >>35522696
>>35522918
>>35522924
>>35523098

Because I have an older daddy dom

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>>35523098
I have a co-worker I know who keeps touching me...thing is I don't want to even though she looks like op. I haven't gotten laid in 2 years...but I want the same age girl...should I do it...I've been desperate and gotten rejected like 10 times this year

>>35522696
How to acquire mummy gf?

Hot milfs want young aesthetic chads with ton of muscles and big thick dick for hard pounding.

>>35523255
Well I've never gotten laid. If I get fit get a job and your scenario happens to me what the hell do I say to get into the sex? Since I'm not Chad I feel like saying something perverted will blow up in my face.

>tfw 28
>missed out on teen sex
>missed out on being dominated by a mommy gf

fuck my life

>>35521327
I used to, but it felt really weird since here children were 5 years older than I was.

How do I get one?
Oregon

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>>35523118
THAT'S RIGHT U DO BB

>>35521327
My mom would flip. Can you imagine how odd it would be if your parents found out.