>tfw no asian gf >remember that you'd fuck it up anyway

>>35521295
Yellow fever faggot. No Asian girl would ever fuck you. White women absolutely reject you.

>>35521295
Pls everyone quit this "asian gf" meme.
Asian girls are not that good.

>>35521295
Hahahahaha

Lol @ your narrow little foreskin issue

Hahaha

Hey, look on the bright side

Your penis is so small, even a pinhole should accommodate it

Plus, it's not like you were ever going to USE that ironically small appendage, anyway...

Here's something to keep you busy:

http://www.renaissanceplasticsurgery.net/non-surgical/vectra-3d/

It's a virtual breast creator

Now you can actually know what they look like

You still have a chance with mixed asian/asian living overseas
As for Pure Asian (in which case East Asian), well the probability is almost zero because they're xenophobic as fuck especially Japan

But you can always get South East Asian girl, they lust for white dicks

DEAR NEEDLEPENIS

don't worry....

I'll fuck the chicks, so you don't have to feel undue pressure

You can spend your time trying to modify your foreskin instead

(awwwwwww)

I've fucked plenty of Asian bitches

They suck

They're actually niggers

Truly they ARE

just look more closely next time and you'll see it

They're space niggers from Planet Cabbagestink

Truly-uly-uly

Niggers

Their nipples are black, their snatches are purple, they stink like fermented cabbage, they suck in bed, they're stupid AND did I mention that they're NIGGERS yet ?

*Pat's you on the back as you cry into my shoulder*

*sereptitiously puts a KICK ME MY FORESKIN IS DEFORMED sign on your back*

Faggotfart

I had a half-Chinese gf at one point, and she was rather cute. She went crazy though, and eventually left me after creating a grandiose story of how I supposedly betrayed her.

>>35521390

Dear Expert on nothing,
you're mistaken

But that's not surprising

I've fucked a lot of the spacemonkey Cabbagestink niggeraliens

They're not xenophobic at all

They hate their own men

They're stupid, 'tee hee snip' idiot niggers...

Lemme guess....

Your 'expertise' is worthless because:
(Multiple choice)
1: you have no sexual experience
2: you have no sexual experience
3: you have no sexual experience

>>35521512
Half Chinese.....

And half human.....

Oh well, like I say:

Half tuna salad & half dogshit= a dogshit sandwich

Dear OP

isn't it ironic that OP also stands for ODD PENIS ?

The difference between a nigger and an asian ?

You don't have to fuck a nigger to realize that they're a nigger

>>35521295
How's your thread going so far ?

not so good, huh ?....

Not how you planned....

Hmmm.....

Next question :

Lol @ your penis

I know that wasn't a question

Sorry

>>35521295
It's been 30 seconds...

Update me

How's your thread going NOW ?

also:

I didn't realize a clitoris could have a foreskin

>>35521295
You could start a one man fraternity in your own one student college of failure

BETA PHI MOSIS WANNA ALPHA KAPPA HOLA INNA URA HEDDA

>>35521295
Is there a reason you have THE WORST ART ever on your pic, which happens to be THE GAYEST pic ever, or was that just a coincidence?

Tell us about your thread

No ?...

let's discuss something even LESS SUCCESSFUL than your thread:

Your sexuality

>>35521467
>being this obsessed over blacks

T. Retard

WHY-PHI

MOSIS

A: because otherwise, you might actually reproduce eventually

There is a God after all

Weirddickdude

>>35521703
Hahahaha

So....

You're SO STUPID that you thought my posts demonstrated me 'being obsessed with blacks' ????


Hahahaha

Wow

You're SUCH AN IDIOT

really, you are

Wow

God damn, dude you're SO STUPID

FE, FI, PHIMOSIS, FUM

You're the HOSTESS WITH PHIMOSIS

>>35521673
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>>35521595
>>35521570
>>35521529
>>35521518
>>35521467
>>35521357
Jesus Christ faggot kys. Stop bumping this gay ass thread. >>35521295
Asian girls are fucking easy if you're white. Literally throw a dart on Asia. Go there. Wear an American flag t shirt. You'll have backwater sluts begging for your needle dick. As soon as they notice your American they'll be all over you.

>>35521295
I find it ironic that your pic reminds me of a tiny penis head trying to break out of a foreskin

>>35521798
Hey, sexless....

That's dandy advice

Just one problem you little midget

I've literally fucked almost 600 girls has so far in my life, no shit

And many of them were actually asian

And I didn't have to throw a dart anywhere and I didn't have to travel anywhere

They were the ones who approached me

I am willing to bet that you have never had sex with an Asian in your life, at least not a female, and I seriously doubt that you've ever been laid at all
..

Ever

>>35521295
Hi there kid! I am a casting director for Hollywood, and I think you would be perfect to play the role in the next movie we are filming

RUMPLEFORESKIN

Of course we will need to get special macro lenses to be able to capture your tiny little birth defect

Let me know if you're interested

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>>35521885
>>breeding with n(loveforallraces)iggers
>>breeding at all
>>not committinggenocideonsubhumans
>>600 subhumans
>>600 STDs
>>not being abstinent in 2017
Larping, lying, or autism?