I'm here to remind you that a woman has masturbated

I highly doubt that. I don't even think any woman knows who I am

>>35552931
I'm married and I still don't believe you.

There is almost 0% chance of that.

If it happened, it must have been by accident and ruined the mood completely.

>>35552931
I doubt it. I doubt it a lot.

>>35552994
This
Like when you jerk off and all of a sudden think of your grandma, kinda like that.

Nope, I'm 1.5/10. If a woman has ever masturbated with me in her thoughts it was to make the Chad in her thoughts look even better.

>>35553028
>tfw a woman has masturbated to the thought of chad killing you

>>35552931
what makes you think thats plausible, OP?

Doesn't change a fucking thing.

>>35552931
as a straight woman (not that anyone here will believe me) I actually don't masturbate to the thought of even the best looking guys. It's either to porn or just the idea of sex in general, like I just think of a dick without putting any thought into who it's attached to..

It's weird to think about, some person got off to me...

Maybe a girl has masturbated to my nudes i posted on /soc/ but i didnt have my ugly face in any. I doubt any girl i know irl has thought of me and masturbated.

Reminder to all you that you don't necessarily have to be the most attractive person to be masturbated to, romantic feelings are a thing y'know ;^))))

>>35553138
That's just adding a level of indirection to the original question. Why would anyone have romantic feelings for me? Especially if I'm not very attractive?

>>35552931
As a fembot (yeah yeah get it out of your system now) I've only done that a couple times. Actually watching porn is a little bit more engaging for me.

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>>35553084
I don't know but I think there's a good chance it's true, that's all. Give yourself some more credit, would you?

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>>35553115
>like I just think of a dick without putting any thought into who it's attached to..
a woman? shallow? why i never.

>>35552931

That's even more depressing honestly, knowing there is someone out there who could possibly like me

>>35553334
why the fuck would i go to the effort of thinking up who I'm going to wank to every day when I can get off in 30 secs without bothering? most men are ugly anyway

only other guys have masturbated to me.

>>35552931
Even if that's true, we're still single unwanted outcasts.

>>35552931
That's bullshit mate!

>>35553528
you're probably uglier than me. or just a guy. stop LARPing.

>>35553528
You need to try a lot harder if you want people on the internet to believe you are a girl.>>35553698

>>35553854
>LARPing
Not what that word means.

Ex gf keeps telling me this and it's uncomfortable

>>35552931
I don't like real women

That's bullshit. Who in their right mind would masturbated over the thought of a fat guy fucking her?

>>35554632
masturbating to the thought of you never having a chance of having sex with you

I have not made contact with a women in 3 years, that ain't happening OP

Well that particular woman has a awful taste so fuck her then

>>35552931
she probably accidently thought of you while masturbating, than became so disgusted she stopped.

>>35552931
I am an extremely quiet sub 6 ft. scrawny bald man with a baby face and horrendous skin, so she must be fucked in the head if she actually exists anyway

Highly doubt that. Nobody notices me like the background prop I fucking am.

It's actually far more likely that a robot has masturbated to the thought of a woman masturbating to the thought of him.

It actually happened to me, it was kinda scary when she admitted it.

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>>35553138
>haven't sex with (virgin) gf of one month
>obviously romantically attached to me
does this mean...?

>>35552931

Why does this nonsense persist? (You)s?

>>35552931
this is really unlikely but I'm sure it was posted to get replies like mine

she's still like 2500km away.
and i dont even like her that much kek.
need me a real woman desu, one i can touch.

I've masturbated to the idea of teasing this really dorky looking shy beta from my class and making him cum in his pants
Is this normal?

>>35556694
Yeah, mainly. I wanna make other anons feel good too though

>>35552931
I'm 87% sure that certain girl did it at least once. I'm still a KHHV that comes here often.

>>35552931
Possible but EXTREMELY unlikely.

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>>35552931
Thanks anon, makes life a little less painful even if it is a lie

>>35552931
Literally none have done that. I'm just not that attractive.

im pretty sure every woman who sees me thinks about me sexually, i even fap to myself cause i think i look good

its just that i completely ignore girls like i dont even acknowledge they exist

>>35552931
Quite possible. At school I was smart and tall despite being a bit fat, unsociable enough to attribute desired traits not belonging to me originally subconsciously. Doesn't help with the fact I'm a literal retard at talking to girls so I avoid that.

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>>35552931

this is improbable

I'm fairly certain that's never happened. Not even in a really demeaning way, like her getting off on the contrast of a disgusting failure of a human like me fucking her.

>>35552931
I don't tell myself lies anymore, and you shouldn't lie to other people

No they haven't.
Aboriginal.

The only time a women would have ever masturbated to the thought of me was one online before they knew what I looked like, in fact you can pretty much tell when they have because they'll start getting obsessive over getting a picture of you and even though you've told them multiple times that you're an obese hamplanet neckbeard, they'll still cut contact the moment you send one.

Gf just told me she was daydreaming of fucking me while in class. Should I drop this stupid whore?

Wouldn't surprise me honestly, I've got a pretty fucked up relationship with my older sister so it's honestly pretty likely.
Not that it'd really change anything.

>>35552931
100% guarantee this has not happened

>>35559591
>I've got a pretty fucked up relationship with my older sister so it's honestly pretty likely

details, anon.

you've masturbated to her, right?

>>35559610
>details, anon.

>Sister is 6 years older than me
>Molested by mom's boyfriend when she was 9
>Heavily involved in drinking and drugs at a young age thanks to shitty single mother household
>Took out most of her aggression on me (hit me, threw silverware and appliances at me, choked me, even stabbed me with a fork)
>Molested 3 different kids on our street, including me
>Probably fucked countless others, I wouldn't be surprised if she's got some kind of VD

>you've masturbated to her, right?
I hate her guts, so no.
She's basically a borderline crackwhore nowadays, I got the fuck out of that house as soon as I could.

>you need to be attractive to have someone masturbate to you

Oh what, you've never "lowered yourself" to masturbating someone you don't normally find attractive?

Surely, you have fantasized about a women you aren't interested in at some point. Thinking "yeah, but what if...". Like your sisters friend who is plain and chubby, but really outgoing and positive? Or that short, homely, shy indian cashier?

Women are like that too. Maybe even more so, since its less about physical appearance for them.
People masturbate to all kinds of people. The chances are extremely good that someone saw you and found something appealing about you. Obviously not enough to go out of their way to approach you, but a persons mind is his or her own domain. Anything goes.

A girl has masturbated to you.

>>35552931

I thought women don't even masturbate. And why would they even think about me when they could just think about Chad, a celebrity model, or some dream version of what they envision a perfect guy?

It's a nice thought but impossible.

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>>35552993
>I'm married
>I'm married
>I'm married
>I'm married
>I'm married

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE FUCK

>>35559606
you cannot guarantee it anon.

you'd be surprised

>>35559869
>since its less about physical appearance for them
who are you trying to fool here? women are way more superficial than men.

>>35552931
Maybe.. a long time ago when I was in high school and in shape.

This is possibly true, but only because I never sent her a picture of myself.

What a miserable feel.

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>>35560096
>tfw sent a dick pic to close gay friend
>he said i had a great penis
>tfw no girls have masturbated to me but a gay nigger has
feels interesting lads.

>>35554204
no she doesent. you don't have to lie here.

I'm sure my acne turns them on alright

In 6th grade, I often daydreamed about fucking every single male student in my grade went to a private school especially sneaking them individually to have sex in a supply closet, while classes were still going on. One by one.

The odds are good, my bot buddies.

>>35560247
I'm sorry for your suffering but I lold
JUST

>>35552931
>be at work
>hear a gravelly "You're hhhhhawt."
>turn around and see some sunburnt drunk ass cow titted dumpster fire
>tell co-worker 'I think she's talking to you'
I believe it, I guess.

>>35560478
>In 6th grade

>>35552931
Pretty sure at least once a week

Statistically speaking, someone has probably masturbated to the thought of me at some point. Not knowing who, and what scenario they imagined drives me mad.

>>35560543
Would you believe that an entire decade later, in still a KHHV?

>>35559493
That sounds pretty hot tbf, normie