>digital media class
>recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
>showing it to my classmates
>explain why open source is better cuz its free and they don't get viruses
>ready to show off my presentation
>go up to the podium, plug in my computer to the projector
>errors out the ass
>prof looks impatient
>it's ok i can just install the driver
>ask prof what model the projector is
>he just looks at me with a "are you fucking kidding me" expression
>fumble around on the internet looking for a fix
>some chad yells "GEE I THOUGHT LINAX BRAINIAX COULD SOLVE ANY COMPUTER PROBLEM"
>class laughs
>even the prof snickers a bit
>fuck them i'll show them all
>download drivers from chinese website
>still doesn't work
>prof says i will have to use chad's laptop
>fucking lenovo piece of shit with winshit 10 covered in stickers and shit, keys are sticky and almost the whole corner is black
>have to log in, ask chad for password
>"are you fucking stupid bro? it's right there on the laptop"
>he actually wrote his fucking password on the laptop in sharpie
>the password is "tits69"
>log in
>works instantly with projector
>bring over my presentation on a flash drive
>open presentation and the text is all garbled, everything is fucked up
>class roars with laughter
>so fucking angry, storm out and hide in the bathroom until the lecture is over
>go back in to get my glorious ubuntu laptop
>hard drive corrupted by chinese viruses
>leave
>get mugged by niggers in the parking lot
>they try to take my laptop
>see it's linux
>they won't take it
>>35571192
Mac users BTFO
>>35571192
Pretty good. Would've been funnier with a true meme OS like arch though.
I laughed to be honset.
Going to post it on /r/4chan probably
this is why GNU plus Linux is the true robot operating system
>>35571561
put me in the screencap so you get banned
>>35571192
Nice copypasta loser!
>>35571594
Sorry, i forgot my password, someone else should probably post it
>falling for /g/ meme operating systems
>Shiggy diggy
Just use Windows like the rest of the world special snowflake fags
>>35571561
>>35571594
I've seen this shit before
>>35571653
>letting the cia know what anime ur into
>>35571626
Fuck off, asshoIe
>>35571653
>he still uses windows in the current year
>>35571682
>>35571696
You fell for a meme tier OS lads.
Privacy is not an argument if you browse the internet.
i am still not 100% convinced that linux actually exists i think it's just a codeword that nerds drop at parties so they can find each other so they can be relieved of the pressure to talk to girls
>>35571653
>being this assblasted because you are too retarded to be in full control of your own environment, free of CIA backdoors and normals
>>35571777
i use it cuz its fast
windows gets bogged down connecting to their 800 licensing servers and updating all their gay apps nobody uses. also forced updates piss me off
linux does none of that shit and you update when you damn well feel like it
>>35571696
>>35571788
>Literally autism
Ever touched a girl? Don't answer that
>>35571777
>>35571829
nice try pajeet, you can't fool me with your windows shilling
>>35571804
Meh, I used arch before. Otehr than the ability to install autistic tiling managers there is nothing to be gained from using it and maybe a few seconds faster booting time. It'd happily trade it for ability to play games.
>>35571829
My man you are embarrassing yourself
>tits69
I kekked
>>35571904
>MUH GAYMS
every fucking time
please grow up
>>35571919
>>tits69
>I kekked
why?
>>35571937
tits r funy lmao
>mommy won't pay the electricity bill for my bedroom server farm
>try to connect to my uni's wifi with ubuntu
>it doesn't work
>putting in suspend disables the network adapter
nothing "just works" on this thing and it's the most out of the box distro, lol
>>35571924
Not an argument ma man. Come back at me when Farming Sim 17 is out on GNU/Linux
>>35571974
>tits r funy lmao
kek they kind of are
>>35571788
>he didnt read vault7
linux gets fucked by the cia just like windows, nowhere is safe
>>35572169
theyve all been patched as far as i know
>>35571192
> using noobuntu
$0.50 WinShekels have been deposited in your Windows Genuine Shill Account
Thank you for your service
>>35571788
Do backdoors really matter if I'm not suspected of terrorism or anything like that? Seems like they'd never be used to access my computer.
Not telemetry, backdoors.
>>35571804
Windows 8 and below are still good. Classic Start Menu is available if you don't like 8's start menu.
>>35571594
>>35571561
And me too please, I want my 5 minutes of fame.
>>35572308
Windows 8 was shit and those fucking tiles can go shove a cactus up their ass. But at least the updates weren't as bad as 10, fuck that. Also:
V A U L T 7
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7
>>35572507
https://libreboot.org/faq/#intel
have fun :)
this is fake of course but pretty close to reality. linux is a fucking meme and only useful for a handful of situations. I've given various distros many chances and they all suck for home computer usage
>>35572708
I like Linux for ncmpcpp + mpd, ranger, and updating and installing stuff from the terminal. Windows doesn't make me feel like a 1337 hax0rz.
>>35572747
windows has linux terminal now
>>35572793
It would be nice to have that on 7
>>35571192
>not using TempleOS
Enjoy being tracked by MIT CIA Niggers
>>35572793
Allow me to interject for just a moment. What you're referring to as the "linux" terminal and associated utils is actually the GNU Coreutils package, made possible by POSIX api emulation on windows. You see, Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
>>35571635
I think it's "tits69"
>go to work today
>Start up work laptop
>Windows is finishing update
>Update completes
>Blue screen of death