Slavs abroad

>>35571294
I'm of Slavic decent. I really want a track suite. Preferably Adidas but what else is out there/where to buy track suit?

>>35571337

Just buy a tracksuit from your local sports store.

I'm thinking about leaving my slav country and emigrate to Germany because they are hiring people with nursing degrees. I hate my life and want to die. Just thinking about moving there and having to speak German and work with people is giving me a physical manifestation of pain in my chest.

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do ex-yu guys like roach girls or do you also hate us?

>>35571377
>Buying things in person from a brick and mortar store

Yeah, let me pay extra to inconvenience myself, gas money, talk to people.

>>35571530

What are "roach" girls? Turkish girls as from the int meme?

>>35571530
As in turkroach?

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>>35571603
>>35571624
ya, turkish.

>>35571387
Nurses get paid more and get treated better in California.

>>35571690
religious? no.
non religious? depends on the person. as a rule of thumb it seems like turkish girls are like turkish coffee. thick and disgusting. that might vary though.

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>>35571690
If they're not religious and if their whole family won't try to kill me, then sure, would date.

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Who else here /poor/ and /junkie/?
I waste my 75 euros i make in a month on opium
Sell half then use half

>>35571294

>tfw slav living in UK
>probably a 6/10 in terms of looks (get compliments from time to time)
>Most slav males here go out with girls that look worse than them
>Most slav females would rather go out with the locals than slavs
>I just want a girl that's in my league but I feel like I can't just because I am a slav
>Would never say this IRL because I'm only a "guest" in this country, and don't feel like I have a right to complain.

I have been living in the UK since the age of 2 (With some gaps inbetween)

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>>35571718
What the fuck did you justsay about turks

>>35571690

Don't see a problem desu, as long as you aren't a Muslim that wears hijabs and other head veils.

>>35571690

I've had layover in Turkey and was on a plane with Turkish people. There were some objectively really pretty girls and a few of them really attractive. I was in love with another girl so I didn't really even entertain the thought of making them my gf

>>35571789
tfw asian living in uk
tfw had a crush on german/russian guy
tfw he had a gf
tfw cant compete
tfw only left with a need for a german/russian men now
recently got a russian bf so i hope everything goes well

>>35571930

I'm Polish/German so not far off.

>>35571930

I don't understand that sentiment. Why would people care from which country their partners are from? Especially since there's no objective difference between the average person in terms of looks from those countries. I'd understand it if someone wanted partners from Japan or something ethnically distinct.

where my ex-yu brate at

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>>35572219
ayyyyy brate

>>35572219
zdravo

Israel here
Kill me

>>35572298
>>35572309
where are you guys from and where do you live

im from sarajevo and currently live in turkey

>>35572359
Im not either of them, I'm another slav

From Sarajevo (kobilja glava) but I'm in the USA. Mozda cu se vratiti nazad kad skupim malo pare ili cu kupiti jedan cabin negdje I ziviti sam u sumi

>>35571337
Don't forget a pair of nice dress shoes to go with that tracksuit

>>35572451
I forgot the language, but i get what you are saying

I find woods terrifying, im more used to urbans and high rise apartments

>>35572451
where in sarajevo

>>35572359
my family is a bizarre bosnian-serbian mix

i live in canada

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>>35572359
Mother from Belgrade and father from Novi Grad.
I live in Switzerland.

>>35572451
alo brate u kojem statu zives

>>35572719
zivis*

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>>35571294
Chad dad is chronically dissapointed, but he's mostly given up on that point.
Have a good relationship with my younger brother.
Wish I had some slav friends to slav it up with.

Austria is pretty nice I guess.

>>35572451
prikljuci se nasem diskordu
https://discord.gg/vevM9mn

>>35572317
>Kill me
You're going to have to take out a few dozen jews first, then I'll grant you a hero's death.

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can any serbian speakers translate the dialouge at the begining?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Utbzuo7Eado

>>35573182
guy who comes asks cvija why hes so sad
cvija complains about girls
guy tries to lift his mood by noting his pool and stuff
cvija says he didnt come there because of that
guy says some shit i didnt really understand cause i have damaged hearing
cvija says maybe its mailman

>>35571707

Well, my shitty Eastern European diploma wouldn't get recognized by the US. Also I can't get a visa for the US, yet alone a work permit.

>>35572359

Prijedor. Zelim umrijeti svaku sekundu sto zivin.

>>35573486

You could try Canada. Since it's easier to immigrate there from eastern eu.

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>tfw when your slavic parents emigrated to Germany

i never stood a chance and will always be a manlet failure

>>35571979
>I'd understand it if someone wanted partners from Japan or something ethnically distinct.

>Russia and Germany aren't ethnically distinct

you're retarded. russian men are beautiful.

>>35573553

I don't know man. To me it's all the same. I'd still want to die in my sleep in either country.
The only country where I wouldn't have a strong desire to would be Spain, because that's where my GF lives. That way I wouldn't have to be separated from her and maybe I coudl rekindle my love for life.

>>35571819
the low res image, layers of make-up, contact lenses, restricted lighting, specific camera angles. All the trouble turks go through to insist they are beautiful, is the same ridiculous effort they put into trying convince themselves they aren't inclined to genocide.
Why don't they just accept what they are?

Venetian descent here, italo slavic

Half russian, half german. My mother is from Russia. But I was born and raised in Germany.

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>>35574479
Do you see my Slavic roots or nah

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>>35572532
They built a lot of new infrastructure where I used to live and plenty more where my cousin lives. My mom's side was more farmers and hunters, so the forest has always had a place in my heart. My dad's side is city folk

>>35572554
Kobilja glava, by Bare cemetery. But I'm in Illinois now

>>35572719
U Illinois, blizu Chicago. Jesili blizu?

>>35572923
Sad San na poslu, svraticu se u server veceras. Hvala


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