How to aquire GF , do i need to be buff , is it the money , WTF

*looks around room awaiting for a presence to appear*

>>35570941
how old are you? usually this works:
1. have a job
2. have some friends
3. don't be horrifically ugly
4. don't be ridiculously socially awkward

I mean you can do worse or opt for alternate paths and still get a GF, but those conditions should ensure you'd have one.

do you even know what comes with having a gf besides
>companionlmao
>sex
>someone to love

>>35571026
That's literally all i need

>>35571005
im not 16 ..... definitively 18 yes because only a fool would spend his childhood on a website filled with pure sadness in its purest form hahaha .. ha ha ... ahhh ... FUCK

>>35571026
>having to constantly prove yourself to her that you're better than any other option she might get
>have to constantly improve your financial and social status or she'll consider that you have "no ambition"
>have to constantly entertain her with trips, gifts, etc. or she'll consider you "don't care"
>have to walk the fine line between being nice to her and not becoming a push-over
>have to keep other women interested in you, so she feels like she's getting a good deal

This is what you have to do to keep a gf. Lmao at r9k fuccbois wanting a gf. Getting one is the easy part.

>>35571093
>That's literally all i need
you'll get that and much more
>anxiety
>worrying about cheating
>arguments
>lies
my girlfriend just broke up with me, the reason?
>"you're too good for me and im broken"
you don't even have to do shit wrong and it can all end in the drop of a dime

>>35571120
If its so easy then tell me how to get one instead of posting rants that are obviously not what i am looking for , i already know women are complete kucks BUT SO ARE MEN YOU SPAGHETTI EATING FAGUETTI so please spare me the rants about the 80/20 rule or any other bullcrap ( i know i am being brutally honest here and i am sorry but i can't be fucked with all that weird "women are bad but lets ignore the violent , dominating , pessimistic dudes" that we all know we are or have been before

>ball of hay flies past

>>35571227
you're a fucking retard, if you can't get one what makes you think you'll be able to keep her when you do. since you must know heres the "magical" formula that you seek so dearly
>meet girl
>look for signs of her interest (if you're autistic stop reading here)
>show her you're interested through flirting
>get her contact information
>fuck/date/whatever the fuck you want
and don't think you'll be able to just love her extra hard and expect that to be enough.
good luck anon, you'll soon see why it's a waste of time but you clearly have to experience it first to know why you're getting these types of answers.

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>>35571227
Why are you asking /r9k/ for advice on women, again?

http://www.returnofkings.com/32053/this-accidental-experiment-shows-the-superiority-of-patriarchy

>>35571533
Why are you making fun of /r9k/ , not all of us are complete fucking losers who spend their time critisising others for no reason besides personal emotional gain
>IF I HATE THE WOMAN I WONT NEED THEM R...RIGHT ANON ?
>cries with body pillow

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>>35571227
>>35571533
have another depressionpill

>>35571321
lamo I am practically autistic what are le signs from god

>>35571618
>STATISTICS
>GENERALIZING WOMAN
How does criticizing women make you better than them , please show me the logic ?

>>35571602
Not making fun of, just stating the facts that this is basically the worst place to ask for advice on women. Ask other robots here, too.

>who spend their time critisising others for no reason besides personal emotional gain
>>IF I HATE THE WOMAN I WONT NEED THEM R...RIGHT ANON ?
>>cries with body pillow

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>>35571639
>How does proving that most water is wet make you any drier than them, please show me the logic?

That's not the point. I'm not a great person, but I'm trying to prove a point about an entirely separate factor.

>GENERALIZING WOMAN
"I hurt myself on the last 999 shards of glass, but maybe this one is fine! There's always a chance!"

Give the individual the benefit of the doubt if you wish, but you can't ignore the fact that overall, women are shit. Generalizations exist as a human reaction for self-defense, physical or mental.

>>35571747
Dude , don;t you think i know this but its not that they are shit that annoys the fuck out of me , its the fact that you take online documents , call women shit , and start talking about survival when all i want is a fucking gf not even necessarily a hot one

>doesn't reply
hmm , do i know you by any chance ?

>>35571912
Probably not ahh well

>>35571747
still a faguette

>>35571799
Alright, that's back to the original point

>WHY ARE YOU ASKING /R9K/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I can try to persuade you that women are shit, but I can't exactly magick you a gf.

>>35571912
shiternet. fucking capcha won't connect

>>35572051
read this
>>35571602
also where else would i fucking look , Don't you think ive tried everything fucking else

>>35572051
Also go back to /pol/ or actually give advice NIXXX

>>35570941
FACE HEIGHT FRAME

FACE HEIGHT FRAME

FACE HEIGHT FRAME

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>>35571943
>still a faguette
If you keep this up, Kiddo... I just might have to show you... my collection

of smug anime grills.

>>35572148
So looks basically , also fuck off with your PETARDED memes

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>>35572168
Fuckin do it , i dare you

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>>35571093
you're only 16?

START MEWING NOW

START PLAYING SPORTS NOW

START TRAINING YOUR NECK NOW

if you follow these simple tips, you will have gf when you are 18

>>35572229
mewing ?
Continue

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>>35572119
I've obviously had no experience, but if you believe the memes:

>attractive, masculine frame, tall
>alpha personality
>callous and dickish towards them
>high income meme
>already have another gf

Can't tell you much.

>>35572267
You know the only person i can get as a gf is fucking depressed as shit and also not the most beautiful .... by far

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>>35572207
>lifts fedora to eyeline
I didn't want to have to do this...

>unsheathes katakana
>leaps through the air towards your torso

>>35572267
Is that a dude posting on fucking Reddit or am i tripping ?

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>>35572321
What specific advice do you want? I've not got much to go on here.

>You know
this is supposed to be a proper ERP, stop breaking character! you're ruining the illusion for those poor, poor robots

>>35572239
tongue should rest on the roof of your mouth
teeth together
lips together

basically, provide support to your maxilla with your tongue and breath through your nose, not your mouth

theres tons of info just google mike mew

>>35572457
Im not roleplaying , and any il take fucking everything , anything i can

>>35572487
>You know
we're in character! remember, we know each other but our characters don't!

>unzips ur pantaloons

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>>35572543
>STRANGLES YOUR CAT WITH PANTALOONS IN HD WHILE PROCLAIMING THAT FEMALES ARE NOT AS FUCKIDY DUCKITY AS YOU SAY THEY ARE

>>35572619
>consumes cat

>>35572686
>Consumes Man consuming cat while technically also consuming cat BUT FUN BIOLOGY FACT , ONLY 10% OF THE OTHER LIFEFORMS ENERGY IS ABSORBED , thanks scottish education system because i totally needed to know that , now i can not only calculate energy burned in stomach but i also know how much % is consumed

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>>35572686
>CONSUME

'd originally

>>35572729
Do you ever realise how much of a mess this thread must look thanks to us now?

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>>35572729
>consumes man while he consumes himself
>turns into OBEES SNEK
>devours the man and himself

>>35572848
RAPE! RAPE RAPE!
*you have been muted for 8 seconds*
fuck off 4 chan , your memes are lukewarm just like your cat

>>35570941
get rid of your autism

>>35572908
THE CAT ISN'T LUKEWARM WHEN IT'S IN MY STOMACH

>faint meowing and scratching noises from INSIDE

>>35572949
no , go back to /s4s/

>>35570941
.Just bee yourself
lmao bro xD

>>35572949
>>35572966
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>>35572976
>removes pantaloons
>spreads legs
>wraps ballsack around dick, encapsulating

YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE SACK

>>35572965
barry b benson fucks your ass in 4k

>>35573069
shrek fuggs your boibussi anoswhole from all possible angles and perspecitves in 12 million-p 10d television smellovision

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>>35573069
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>How to aquire GF , do i need to be buff , is it the money , WTF do they want from me ? "females" are confusing as fuck :/
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Anonymous 03/16/17(Thu)19:29:30 No.35570941>>35571005 >>35572148 >>35572949 >>35572976
How to aquire GF , do i need to be buff , is it the money , WTF do they want from

>>35573380
blindvision

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>>35573459
>>35573459
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gobac to safe space cummie mummie

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (3.33% content). I AM CONTENT

>>35573532
three five five seven three five three two

>>35573455
>is it the money
is it is all the money is in a capitalist society

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>>35570941


They want everything

>>35570941
You have three options:
Stop acting like a girl, expecting to be asked out
stay single
go gay