>just ate an entire box of Little Debby Cosmic Brownies Why

I start to feel a coating in mouth whenever I eat those. Is it the preservatives? I ate a banana and a piece of Snickers, so I'm almost already at my DV of sugar. Living in America sure is tough.

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life is a test
we're all failing
I hate the time of year when these aren't around
I try to eat the easter basket cakes and such instead, but it's not the same

>>35571349
I dont know how you people eat that shit. All I taste are chemicals.

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>>35571349
>just cleaned out the local girl scouts

who /morbidly obese/ here?

>>35571503
What's your favorite Girl Scout cookie, friend?

I could easily crush a box of Tagalongs right now.

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>>35571556
Tagalongs are top tier, my favorite are samoas though. Mmmmmhhhhmmmhmmhmhmh

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>>35571637
>2018-1
>not buying every box of thin mints outside of albertsons
it's for a good cause

>feel lighter
>gaind 2kg
>anons tell me its muscle mass even tho i dont work out

thanks guys

Being fat is a disease. You're literally destroying your body.

You'll honestly die any day now. don't anticipate more than 10 more years, tops.

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>>35571713
t. assmad skelly fag

>>35571375
>tfw nearly everything has sugar in it in some form or another
>soy as well
America f-fuck y-yeah

>>35571815
>America f-fuck y-yeah

was this supposed to be funny?

>>35571775
>Defending food induced suicide

Whatever dude, you're fucking pathetic.

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>>35571861
Stay triggered skelly faggot roach

>>35571890
I'll fucking kill you son of a bitch fat motherfucker.

You're dying cuz you can't stoo stuffing your disgusting face. No women will ever want you because you're literally a pile of festering shit. You're a fat fucking blob of extra meat who can't do a damn thing in life. Fuck you loser

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>>35571958
>being this mad at a fictional fat man on a hungarian water polo image board

top kek

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>>35571958
Haha shut up you little bitch

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I don't get how fatties eat so much shitty food. Eating is such a burden a most of the time, why would you eat food that makes you feel like shit? Sweets aren't even that good, except for soda. The only unhealthy food I'm even tempted by is like greasy fast food.

>>35571375
Dry mouth a common symptom of diabetes. That feeling in your mouth sounds exactly like I had before I was diagnosed.

>>35572033
I'll fucking kick your retarded fat ass you soon. Post address.

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>>35572419
>Post address

Sorry, I don't associate with anorexic fags

>>35572612
I'm not even fucking around anymore. I'm fit as fuck damn near 6 pack abs plus well toned body. I go to the beach every summer and get more girls than you will in your entire life every summer.

You're a fat fucking loser that whines on the internet about how fucking disgusting you are. I'll stomp your fucking face into the ground if you grew a pair and posted address.

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>>35572666
Maybe you should eat something, starving yourself has made you irritable it seems

>>35571890
Nice fat hijack. Saved

>>35572666
>I go to the beach every summer and get more girls than you will in your entire life every summer.
Yeah, you don't sound insecure at all.
Also I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.

>january 2016
>almost 130 kg
>decide to end it
>try diet
>1 hour walks everyday
>stop eating outside
>lost almost 8 kg in 3 weeks
>'holy shit it's working'
>crush pregnant by a rockstar chad
>oneitis uploads photos kissing with a ceo-chad, he has a fucking audi
>fuck
>stop caring about myself
>cry all day
>gain almost 10 kg the next month
just hold me fatbros...

>>35573884
its your own damn fault for caring so much about a roastie slut. No sympathy from me. You need to learn how to go your own way, and not have a literal hole between a person's legs dictate your happiness and self worth in life.

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moderation is key to not being obese.

Instead of eating an entire box of sweets just have like a granola bar.

>>35572341
>Eat shitty food
>Feel like shit
>Lay in bed all day
>Wake up
>Feeling great
>Eat shitty food because I feel good
>Repeat

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I lost 25 kg from last october to january but I've been stuck at 105kg since early february, I lost motivation and now I just dont care anymore

at least I haven't put on any weight since then but I still want to kill myself

>>35571349

Fat fux need to learn to control their pie holes. I swear there are fat women at my work that in addition to taking the scheduled 30 minute lunch break (the only time I eat at work) they also bring like two full size meals that they eat while they're working ant they then try to hype each other out about their paleo diets with eating only bacon and what not... it's bizzare to say the least. Fat people just need to stop ingesting stuff for a couple hours how hard can that be?

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>>35571349
>spend 15+ minutes looking for my earbuds on my desk
>pushing my computer chair around the room
>eventually find them trapped between my belly and left thigh
I still don't know how they got there

>>35575149
i demand sauce

oregano

>>35571349
>When you got the munchies, just eat some dust!
Tried this and had to stay in hospital for 2 days because of dust poisining. Fuck the fat fighters!

>>35576141
Fuck my ass tbqh

>>35571349
Who /gag on veggies/ here? Pure gross.

>my supper is an apple, a banana, a slice of raw pineapple and a wholegrain sandwich with cucumber and napa cabbage

I'm making it.

>>35576201
I can stand carrots if they are cooked right. Everything else makes me feel sick.

>>35571349
>weigh 300 lbs
>start dieting in September
>start working out in January
>lose about 30 lbs in that span
>lose job in January
>depression hits
>still working out but eating like complete garbage
>gain back all 30 lbs in one month despite working out 5 times a week
>stop working out because it isn't working anymore
>gain 10 more lbs

I can't stop, fellow fatbots. If there's any sweets in the house whatsoever I will eat the entire box. If I make sure to not buy any, I'll eat loads of other food instead. Sometimes I make toast with butter and then pour sugar on it. I am addicted to sugar and I can't stop being fat no matter what I do or how hard I try. I have always been fat and I will always be fat. I will die fat.

I think I put on 2kg in 5 days. Mostly just from drinking every day. Is that possible? Bit dispiriting lads.

tfw i want a cute fat boyfriend that i can feed but no one wants an ugly gf who cant talk to people and spends all day on the internet

come on guys, you already have the bad habit of over eating and being fat, so let me enable you and get you off.

>quit weed
>able to fast for days at a time

i recommend it. any time i smoke weed i literally cant stop stuffing my face until i feel disgusting. going to start smoking again when i want to put on muscle

>>35576617
Hmmm perhaps this can be arranged my lovely feeder mistress. Where are you located?

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>>35575149
>>>>> soy lecithin

>>35576799
im in georgia

>feel like shit
>stop eating shitty food and lose all my weight
>still feel like shit

>ate nothing in the morning because I was late
>ate nothing during lunch break because couldn't bother going to the nearest grill and didn't fancy buying some packed-in-plastic cheap stuff from the grocery store
>come home and fall asleep instantly because of sleep deprivation
>wake up at midnight and go to the fridge
>nothing in it, stores are all closed because small town

Looks like it's a glass of water for me again, robots

>>35576852
Damn I bet you would feed me good georgia food. Im in CA unfortunately.

>>35572666
Heres my address you dumb nigger. Ill meet you at the airpot if you even have the balls to show up faggot.
1514 S 17th St, Grand Forks, ND 58201

>eat only 800 cals yesterday
>feeling good
>hunger kicks in
>binge eat 4k cals
Im fat

>>35571349
>an entire box

holy fuck, you realize that shit basically forms a super potent acid in your stomach right? i immediately felt like shit with super strong acid indigestion after eating just 2 of those. literally how

>>35577558
Aren't there only like 5 in a box? lol pussy

>>35577400
i totally would. i'd cook you some homestyle delicacies - fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, butter biscuits, cornbread, and whatever else you want - and let you eat to your heart's content. and then when you're done, i'll feed you even more

>>35577447
Oh fucking shit I'm in your state. I'm actually gonna wanna sit on this address and scope you out. If you're a fat virgin faggot I'm gonna light your fucking house up with my ak

>>35577641
You're an autistic edge lord dumb fuck

>>35577571
>6 in a box
>290 calories per pack

enjoy losing a foot to diabetes because you were too "pussy" to have self control you lardsack

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>>35577681
Enjoy being a literal vagina

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>>35577841
enjoy diabetic necrosis

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>>35577872
Enjoy being a limp wristed faggot

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>>35577910
enjoy going shopping for powerchairs with the other diabetic landwhales

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>>35577577
Hnnnnnggg

Some fatbot in GA needs to take her up on this. This is my dream

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>>35577932
Enjoy getting your asshole rammed

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>>35577971
enjoy waking up to having your pet dog literally eating your rotting foot because the nerves died off a long time ago and you cant feel it

>>35577577
Georgia bot here. ATL

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>>35578026
Enjoy getting aids

>>35578063
enjoy being a laughing stock

>>35577971
shut thef uk up you gay ngger from outtre soace

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>>35578075
enjoy being a literal cock sucking faggot

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>>35578122
enjoy your futile attempts at trolling while your failing heart struggles to pump blood to your atrophied organs

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I had the same issue, dude- go on a ketogenic diet. It really helps you break the carb addiction.

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>>35578162
Enjoy logging onto your reddit account while sucking cock

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>>35578210
enjoy the look of disgust on the cute young nurses faces as they have to clean the piss from your disgusting fat flaps

>>35578026
>eat so much sweets your body becomes cream-filled
Mmm might not be so bad

>>35571815
>>35571861
>>35571890
>>35571958
>>35572033
>>35572419
>>35572612
>>35572666
>>35577447
>>35577641
>>35577659
>>35578210
>>35578162
>>35578122
>>35578076
>>35578075
>>35578063
>>35578026
>>35577971
>>35577932
>>35577910
>>35577872
>>35577841
>>35577681
>>35577659
>>35577641
>>35578241

God this board is so fucking cringy. Literally just a bunch of 10 year olds who decided to take a break from /b/ /v/ and /9gag/ and come here.

>>35578309
>look everyone i quoted a lot of posts xD

Kill yourself

>>35578334
But I didn't quote everyone you cum cuzzling faggot.

>>35578053
r-really?
i'm in ATL area... :^)

>>35577641
Do it nigger. Ill shoot first with my shlizengruben 1918 that i train every day with. You'll be dead before you even know it bitch

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>>35571775
i improved it a lil

>>35571958
Are you drunk or blowing off steam or something?

Like I don't like fat people either but threatening to beat and kill them is a little extreme anon

>>35571958
>No women will ever want you
>Fuck you loser
These two are redundant on /r9k/

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>>35571382
>Christmas tree cakes
those are the best thing ever. Jesus Christ 3 years ago I ate a entire box of the crap. Those are so fucking good, the salt and sweet, muh tongue

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WHY MUST BAD THINGS TASTE SO GOOD

>>35571349

Because they are literally chemically engineered to trigger your stupid brain into wanted to eat them. If you stopped eating processed garbage and restricted yourself to natural foods, then eventually your brain and taste receptors would return to normal and you'd realize that real food tastes good.

>http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html

>>35571349
>tfw pick up vegan spicy chips
>eat half of bag 5 mins ago
>"wow these taste moist"
>look at expiration date
>"best by feb 07 2017"

I get to go back to the store for a refund and get another bag, cheers lads

>weigh self before taking a shit
>80kg
>weigh self after taking a shit
>82kg
this isnt the first time either. the scale is on the same level bit of floor and i stand on it the same way each time.

yo
lil Debbie got me a little heavy
sugar levels getting deadly

pancreas on overdrive
cup cake with a soda sprite
lord help me I'm gonna die

I get night sweats
get night sweets
stomach growling, I get light sleeps
doctor tells me to get right, G
walk outta his office and get ice cream

fuck than nigga in the scrub
lonely af, no one shows me any love
medicaid doesn't cover therapy
got a fat boi finding comfort in a tub

>>35580165
This.

And if you really need your sweets, make an account om pinterest and look up recipes with natural/healthy ingredients. There's a practically endless amount of recipes that are easy to make and are goddamn delicious.