Why is it so difficult to find a painless method to die?

>>35779554
Shooting yourself or long drop hanging are both painless and fast. Jumping from a height is painless as well, but you might get discouraged mid fall.

Because even biology assumes you're not going to fuck up badly enough to want to die

>>35779554
Exit bag. Seems painless enough.Take a shitload of sleeping pills. Drink heaps of booze till you're just about to pass out. Put the bag on. Fall asleep. Never wake up.

There's guide's to make them online.

Please reconsider killing yourself though Anon. I dunno what we'd do without your shitposting and memes.

>>35779574
>Shooting yourself or long drop hanging are both painless and fast. Jumping from a height is painless as well, but you might get discouraged mid fall.

All of those sound like they could end up extremely painful

I wish there was a way I could die without inflicting pain to others.

>>35779666
The only thing that you have to kill yourself over is misusing the apostrophe.

>>35779554
CO poisoning. I hear you just get sleepy, and you can jam in the car while you do it.