Kill 50 people with a giant sword?

>>35779016
>convert to christianity
>become a fervent pro-life activist
>go in the forest
>see those 50 men charging at me in the distance
>get hard and masturbate ferociously
>one second before coming I cut my dick with the giant sword
>I'm pro-life, so this is the equivalent of killing trillions of people
>get killed by those 50 people

>giant sword is actually a gun

>>35779016
Kill them with the giant sword. How dumb are you?

How heavy is that thing?

>>35779073
kek
le originolio

Attach a machine gun to the sword.

>>35779590
Too heavy to be called a sword, is more like a heap of of raw iron

>>35779016
>How can you accomplish this?
Be Guts. Duh

>>35780176
Doesn't look very raw. Looks like you could slay a dragon with it, though.

Spin around really fast while holding the sword out and become an impenetrable attack tornado

>>35780364
*throws a rock at you*
Heh, that was easy!

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>>35780176
>Too heavy to be called a sword, is more like a heap of of raw iron
heh

>>35780390
Rock immediately gets sucked into rotating wind vortex.

>>35779016
I really like the Core Drill that guy made.

>>35779016
> Infect the sword with some medieval disease
> Surrender to them
> What the hell is this sword
> They all pass it from hand to hand, laughing
> Then they kill me
> They all die later

>>35779016
I wonder how he hardened that. mustvd taken a massive furnace