Fart query

My exes farts were pretty raunchy. She claimed that when she was on her period they were worse.

>>35779304
Yeah? Can you describe what they smelt like?

Can someone describe how they persuaded a girl to fart in front of them the first time? Every girl I've ever brought it up with gets super grossed out even mentioning the topic.

b-brap?

>>35779286
They stink. And having a girl fall asleep in your arms, as you spoon her. Then she starts snoring and farts on your balls? That sucks.

>>35779371
Must just be you. Most girls find farts and poops absolutely hillarious. Once the ice is broken in a relationship and that first audible fart slips out, consequences will never be the same.

After that even if you don't hear the farts. She'll happily tell you "Ahhh..I just farted." Gets pretty old pretty quick. Specially when you're there sitting on the couch watching and she's laying there with her legs on you ripping farts every 5 minutes.

>>35779328
Like farts. No different than a man's farts.

>>35779528
What the hell? Tfw I must be living an alternate reality... a sad one at that.

someone post the pasta real quick

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Any updates on the smell?

>>35779371
thats because you're creepy (ie ugly) and therefore are not deserving of receiving their farts

>>35779286
I dunno man tell me when you start posting actual girls

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God I wanna stick my nose in there.

>>35779286
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
FUCK YOU HIGH IN CONTENT

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I wanna stick my face in there.