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Before we start. I AM NOT DRUNK. Ok let me tell the story
>at walmart
>shopping for crackers
>some qt comes up to me in the aisle
>well she doesnt come up to me but she is looking for crackers to
>im buying ritz, ask her if she is buying ritz
>she says "um yeah", grabs a box and leaves
did I fuck up robots??? please be honest
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>>35794946
What were you trying to accomplish?
Original
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>>35794946
Well you didn't smash her head into the crackers, so that's an improvement.
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>>35794946
>Did I fuck up robots???
Nope, would be a pretty normal icebreaker If she was interested in you
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>at walmart
>shopping for some crackers
>some weird chubby dude wearing a hoodie and sweatpants comes up to me
>he says "you buyin' ritz?"
>say yeah and get the fuck out
what the fuck was that?
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>>35794946
>I AM NOT DRUNK
This is the most accurate way to discern someone really is drunk besides a breathalyzer
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>>35795016
I was trying to relate to her man. I mean I know that relationships are started with common interests right? I know food interest isn't much but it's all I had at the moment.
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>>35795266
I'm not drunk. I just had some drinks. "Drunk" is basically "had a shitload of drinks, and totally off the rails." But I am still very discernible of reality.
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