>spider creeps out from behind my bookcase >turn around

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Do you live in Australia? Why would you be afraid of a little bug?

>>35794941
It's a very large little bug.

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>>35794966
Nice dubs but if you're afraid of something incapable of hurting or killing you, it means you're a little faggot bitch. Might as well be afraid of the dark.

>>35794914
Nigga's training to kick your ass dude. You better find him before he gets too big to handle.

>>35795226
Did your dad hit you when you were a kid

Obvious solution is keep a cup and piece of paper ready.
You've been fooled twice, don't get fooled again.

>>35794914
either it jumped or you have steroids in your school bag or its a crane fly and it flew

>>35794914\

>Be Australian
>Ripping out old disheveled workbench from a shed, dismantle it mostly and bring it out onto the trailer
>Me and bro decide to flip it up because it would fit better
>Flip it and reel back
>Literally 50 red backs all over the bottom
>Two days later I'm telling my mate about it, then I remember
>I know someone who died from red back bite

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>talking to overseas friend on Skype
>telling him that people are exaggerating about spiders and stuff in Australia
>gigantic huntsman spider walks out from behind a picture frame behind me as I'm saying this

>>35796101
Honestly I was more scared of blue rings, stonefish, box jellies and cone snails. Spiders were low on my list.

>>35796232
Just don't go in the ocean.

>>35796332
I used to get dragged in by my family
Now I live far from the coast where those faggots can't touch me