*blocks your path* >muah mmm slurp uhya mm

>>35802247
i'll just start fondling myself through my pants in front of them if that ever happens

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>>35802247
>Chad can wear socks and sandals and still get girls all over his dick

>Excuse me

Keep walking alone....

>>35802282
Those aren't sandals you moran

What will you do?
- [FIGHT]
- [ITEM]
- [RUN]

>>35802312
->[ITEM}

asd908

>*teleport behind them*
>*keep on walking*
Fucking normie scum.

>>35802289
>>Excuse me
*they ignore you*

>>35802352
Stab him in the neck,rape her ,killmyself
:)

>>35802301
You know what i mean you pedantic fuckboy

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>>35802373
>implying you could take down Chad with your weak arms

>>35802247
>socks and flip flops
>fully dressed in sport clothes

do american teenagers really dress like that?

>>35802329
->Use Glock

>>35802499
yes. they're showing off their social status.

>>35802247
Lel slippers with socks

>>35802499
yes, football chads (aka meathead chads) often dress like this since no one can make fun of them since they're so intimidating. other chad sports that have less meatheads are much more stylish though, for example lacrosse chads are very stylish and baseball chads are pretty stylish too. football chads are basically just meatheads though.

>>35802517
Your .22 jams as Chad realizes what you're doing.

Fight, Run, or Item

>>35802247
>chad
>3D girl
Keep walking.

>>35802544
->Open inventory.

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>>35802247
why does seeing qt couples do qt things trigger you losers so much?

>>35802580
>Half eaten candy bar
>A folded piece of paper with picked scabs inside
>Unused cellphone

>>35802621
->Run

>>35802352
put my hand on chads shoulder and than push him.


also he is wearing slippers

>>35802653
You slip on your spilled spaghetti and fall. You are embarrassed. Chad and Stacy are now too amused to take you seriously.

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>>35802247
>work night stock
>whenever a couple walks toward me they get more intimate until they're throat fucking each other right next to me

why do they do this?

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>>35802786
simple they want to demean you.


fully triggered now

>>35802247
I really don't get this, what's the point of making out in front of everyone instead of doing it in private? It just makes everyone around you feel uneasy

>now everyone sees this is my girl/man!
>everyone now sees my social status is now as high as my bf!
>look at how happy we are!
>we make a cute couple - compliment us and stroke our egos!

among other things.

>>35802886
But wouldn't he/she be bothered by the lack of privacy?

>>35802920
no. they have no shame. they are hedonistic attention seekers.

>>35802716
->say "haha really n-nice acting guys good stuff"

>no other human on this planet wants to be intimate with you
this feel is too much

>>35802786
They want to try public sexual behaviour. They usually don't end up having sex because that's too much, but I'm sure you're not the only one who experiences this.

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>>35802247
I'll just ask if I can join them, pretty sure they want the attention, or else they wouldn't make such a public show for everybody to see.

>>35802857
It's to show how alpha i am

>>35802282
Nigga, they're Nikes

Everyone knows winners wear Nike

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>>35804151
>nikes
>winners
get on my level

>>35802247
theres clearly more space for me to go around them, though

>>35804198
>walking in the grass
>acting like a beta instead of telling them to move

>>35804187
White supremicist shoes