The Monolith

>>35802446
Is today gonna be a good day?

>>35802491
Fug :DDDD
I guess I'll just sleep today away then

Will my business be successful enough for me to live comfortably?

>>35802446
Will I study today and finish the book before I go to bed?

>>35802446
Is my kidney the only thing with cancer?

>>35802446
Will I become famous and looked up to?

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>>35802577
We thank you, oh Monolith.

>>35802446
will it all work out?
oringinalsdsfe

>>35802446
will i pass this college year?

>>35802446
Will I find a partner?

>>35802699
I hope this doesn't end up being a vague partner like a dance partner or smth.

Will I ever stay sober for more than 2 weeks?

>>35802848
but I have no friends....

guess that answers my question.

Should I learn to produce electronic music?

>>35802446
Will I ever be happy?

This is one hell of an original comment.

>>35802446
Does she regret dumping me?

>>35802446
Does it ever, in my entire life, get better?

>>35802446
Should I be a scientist?
Original comment

>>35802894
r-r-r-rekt

>>35802894
>>35802910
Well fuck her

Was their entire goal yesterday to just fuck with me?

>>35802446
Should I drop out of college?
Original question

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should i eat a whole mud cake today

>>35802446
Will I find gf that I'll be happy with?

>>35802446
Should we gas all muslims.

>>35802446
Will I kill myself in the end?

Am i gonna fuck this girl?

>>35802446
will i get to supreme today?

>>35802446
holy monolith, will i die a virgin?

>>35802960
Will I take normies with me?

>>35802446
Will in break up with my girlfriend now?

>>35802968
Kek, kinky bitch

Will I have a good future before I kill myself?

>>35802446
Do I have lupus?

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>>35802960
>>35802976
>>35802991
Why does this make so much sense?
Is my craft ever appreciated at least?

>>35802446
Will they need to put in a port

>>35802446
Will it get better?

Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Kappa Omega

>>35802446
Will Europe defeat the muslims and safe itself?

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will I get my qt asian gf within 1 month?

Should I buy the Resident Evil Bundle?

>>35803050
Will it get better before May?

>>35802943
Will I find her this year?

>>35802446
Will the KKK take power and start spraying niggers in 2017?

>>35803217
They're trying, but the retards keep shooting church goers and old people, so they're not winning much support. They just look like weak white men killing easy targets.

>>35803200
Are you lying to me so I won't feel shitty?

>>35802446
Will I ever return back to normal?

>>35803272
you'll find her corpse

>>35803300
She can't be my gf if she's dead

should I learn my french?

>>35802446
Will I get into uni and avoid 3 more years of employment

will she be my friend soon?

>>35802446
Will everything go fine with the cherry blossoms date next saturday?

Will I get a good mark on my 600 word essay?

will I fuck a hooker today?

Will i ever get out of debt?

>>35802446
Monolith, will I have a good conversation with A today?

>>35802446
Will I ever see my LDR GF?

>>35802446
Will I find a job by the end of the year?

>>35802446
Have I chosen the right career?

>>35802446
Will oneitis react positively to me dumping my feelings on her?

>>35803847
no. confessing your love doesn't work in real life. this isn't an anime.

>>35802446
Will I find someone in the near future?

>>35802446
Are the finances going to be ok?

Do I have a chance with Kate

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>>35802446
Will I ever get a white gf? I'm a blackbot btw

>>35804064
FUCKING RACIST STONE

>>35804064
rape dungeon it is.

>>35802446
Will i ever own a gun?

>>35802446
Will the stress ever go away?

>>35802446
Will somebody ever love me?

>>35804189
Well, this was eerily accurate.

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>>35804189
your mom will miss you.

>>35802446
Will I regret my decisions in life when I am old and frail?

>>35802446
Will I be loved by thy one I fancy?

>>35802446
would things be better if i mived to Japan?

Will the pain stop by tomorrow?

should I kill some Tapirs and throw a bone into the air?

Will I ever be in a loving relationship?

>>35802446
Will I make it monolith brah?

Will I ever find a nice guy to dominate me and ravage my boipussi?

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>>35802446
Will I ever be an /r9k/ famous shitposter like hack_blastard or eliza

>>35804687
I can accept these odds

Will Trump manage to finish his presidential mandate without being kicked out?

Will we get a chance to be together before this Christmas?

>>35803444
Dayum hermano

>>35802446
Will I ever make amends with someone in my past?

will this be like the last time again?

Will I ever fuck my spicy Cuban gf?

Will Trump keep the illegals out?

>>35802446
Will I get the gf of my dreams and live the rest of my life with her?

>>35805025
Exactly as I expected

>>35802446
Will I get it this year

>>35802446

will i beat the gaping dragon in dark souls

Should I ask out melissa?

>>35802446
Will I become alpha this week?

I'm like delta baka

will it go well with us?

with enough time and practice, will I ever fulfill my dream of becoming a pro poker player?

>>35802446
Will she stop being mean to me?

will I get /fit/ by the end of this year?

>>35805107
Funny that the poker player's dream is going to rely on luck

Is she fine

Will I have a qt3.14 GF by the end of this year?

Original comment for an original purpose for oragami porpoises

>>35802446
Will things ever get better
Commento was unirigunali

>>35802446
Will I ever make a friend in this town?

Should I get a haircut today?

>>35802446
Am I going to get through this week?

Will I ever be loved?
originigger

>>35802446
Will I finally kill myself this year?

notoriginal

>>35802446
Will i ever has depression?

>>35805472
*Should* I kill myself?

original

Will we eventually be together?

>>35802446
Will I ever find a qt gf?

>>35802446
Will my acne scars ever fade

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Will roasties ever get tired of pretending to be robots, and fuck off?

Do we have a future together?

>>35802446
will my plan work original monolith

>>35802446

Should I see her next weekend. Added for possible reasons

>>35802446
will I sleep normally today and have a nice uni day tomorrow?

Will I make nice friends that I can hang out with and enjoy being around in the next month?

>>35805899
Dude nice dubs. Enjoy your day

Tell me, when will it all be over???

>>35802446
Will she go out with me??
Oregali

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We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward, warriors of The Monolith. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are, in their eternal union with The Monolith. Bring death to those who've spurned the holy power of The Monolith. Oh Monolith, we do not hear you. Why have you left us, oh Monolith? We await your orders, oh Monolith.

>>35805969
I need you to PLEASE FLIP THE TAPE

Should I stop being so secretive?

>>35805969
What game is in that picture

>>35802446
Do you think I will ever get Miya back?

>>35802446
I will make my move on that girl starting from tomorrow, will I succeed?

>>35802446
Will my oneitis ever be my gf?
ORIGINALOMENTE

>>35802446
Will I get a good job?

nonoorginocomento

>>35802446
Is this job worth it?

>>35802446
Is it okay to leave my 'fate' to some kind of random post number or something like fortune telling?

Oh great and wondrous monolith

If I were to venture forth from my cove for a day of jovial activity with the outside world, would I once again find myself shamed and humiliated by those more prosperous in beauty?

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>>35806453
But I already knew

I already knew...

Does he actually like me?

Am I going to be forever alone?

>>35806748
Monolith is trolling hard.

does n like me back?

>>35802446
in the end, she'll be mine?

>>35802446
Will I finish my work for tommorow with a 9/10?

Will I do well in the exam? anu9ahradwf

>>35802446
will i ever be okay with myself

>>35806840
This famalam monolith

>>35802446
Should I tell her how I feel?
Organic

>>35802446
Will she ever love me back? I miss her

>>35802446
am i going to live under a rock forever

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Will I find true contentment?

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>>35806127
>he doesn't know about the STALKER menes

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>>35808118
oh blyat, thumbnail, my bad

>>35802446
Will he and I get married?

>>35802446
I'm going to be rich, aren't I?

Will i pull what i want from the bleach gacha on tuesday?

>>35802446
will she ever send me an email back?

>>35802446
would i be able to move to a first world country

>>35802446
am I going to live on a boat and sail the world?

>>35802446
O great Monolith, I ask thee:
Will I ever amount to anything?

>>35802446
how she responded to my poke?

>>35802446
should clicking on /r9k/ auto redirect to /lgbt/ because all these faggots are spamming tranny shit?

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>>35808177
well fuck you make me want to believe monolith

but i know better than that, i know better than to expect glimmers of happiness from my life

Will I make my first million within the next three years?

Has Kek reawakened?
Is he trying to tell us something?

>>35802446
will I ever go to university?

hergerhg

>>35802446
Is the KHV lifestyle really that bad?

>>35802446
will I achieve my dream of being successful and respected?

>>35802446
Will I crash and burn in a trailer with 10 kids?

>>35802446
well let's try another one then, seeing the last question was correctly answered, for keks

does she have another bf already?

>>35802446
Will I ever get a short qt asian gf to mentally abuse me?

Will I be able to restore my friendship with Lina in the near future (~3 months)?

>>35802446
boring

originelo

will I ever become very handsome?

>>35802446
Will it all work out in the end?
Will I be happy?

>>35802446
Will I ever get a gf

ORINGIENGAKNASLd

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>>35808386
THANK YOU GREAT MONOLITH! Please accept my favorite Pepe in exchange of your favour!

>>35802446
ella yes or no
im fucked up

>>35802446
Does it count as asking the same question if i posted it in a previous thread

Am I going to lose my cool when I go back to class?

will she send me dick pic back?

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>>35808500
FUCK origianloj

will i fuck that girl?? desperattio

>>35808840
will i marry her?
originalio dreamo

Will I get laid tonight?

>>35808871
will she stay in my life?

Will I?

This is an original statement.

>>35808905
ur a cunt

notiriginal

>>35802446
Will I be a social media superstar on the network of my choice?

>>35802446
do I finally have the amazing magical powers that I want, so that I can become a real superhero?

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Who are the la-li-lu-le-lo?

Am I good person?

w-will i get a gf this year?

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will she come back
origami original

Are we even good for each other ?

does she love me?

this is here to B
originelleopilkano

she thinks I'm fucking pathetic, right?

so, does she really?


D:<

>>35802446
the help of friends? lol wut.

This is shit sage /exit

>>35802446
is this reality an illusion?

>>35802446
Will I ever get a qt p2t gf?


commento is probably not oriiginaleaolao

>>35802446
Will I get a gf who yearns for my head pats?

Will some girl suck my dick in the next 4 years?

>>35809687
Will I get a gf in the first place?

Oh Great monolith, should i run away and start a new life?

Is there any point in living life any other way?

Will roasties leave this board?

>>35802446
Will I ever get to be with her?

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>>35809789
Why monolith, why

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>>35809737
Stop toying with me Monolith. Will I have a gf?

>>35802446

Will I find a wife whom I'll love and start a family with before I'm 30/40?

>>35809825
Haha good one, you're joking right?

>>35802446
O great Monolith, will she ever come back to me?

>>35809849

I think I just broke the universe.

Will I see her again soon?

>>35802446
am i gonna see her again

>>35809800
>>35802446
Will I be with her for a long time?

>>35809800
>>35809900
Damn, thanks based monolith, made my day

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>>35809862
I'm trusting you monolith dont fucking lie to me

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>>35809852
Let's settle this Monolith. Will I get a GF who seeks my head pats?

>>35802446
yo whats up i'm reading Lovecraft on and off the past while cause his pieces run very similar and he can be quite repetitive, but I feel like he's just hitting his stride at the point I last got to (it was The Silver Key, a fantastic little story) but I still feel reluctant to go back as I have a such a big reading backlog

does Lovecraft warrant a plough through?

as in will I get very much the same of what I've already read, or am i just beginning to a gooey centre

>>35802446
Will I ever be ">tfw gf"??

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>>35809966
>Reroll or ask the same question twice and it will attempt to deceive you.
Did you deceive me in any of your answers?

>>35802446
does emma like me? original oregano sajkdaksjdjaks

>>35802446
will I get a cute gf ever

>>35802446
Secret question
Blocka

Will I get /fit/ by 2018?

>>35802446
will i get a gf ?
original breakfast toast

>>35802446
Will my life get better if I make the move to Helena?

Oh great monolith, will I get the strength and powers I desire?!

>>35802446
does she actually want to be with me?

>>35802446
am i gonna move out of my moms house before my 26th birthday?

>>35810719
well ok then thanks monolith. c u on the other side.

Should I replay NieR automata or am I just wasting my time with the same shit?

Will being 20 be better than being 19?

>>35802446
Will our VN project actually go anywhere?

>>35802446
Was she into me

>>35802446
Does she regret it?

>>35802446
Will she be in a realtionship with me?

>>35802446
Should i ask her to be my girlfriend

>>35802446
Will Felicia and I ever be together again?

>>35802446
Is Alice a beta?

Should I try to bone S over the summer?

>>35802446
Will I have a chance with her soon?

>>35802446
Will my childhood friend that I grew up till I was 15, we split up because we went to different schools, but we both are to awkward to befriend each other again and instead just talk about the other with random people to the point where people ask us why we don't hang out with each other anymore survive his bone cancer that I just found out today he has?

>>35802446
Is she attracted to me?

Will I get my job?

>>35802446
Am I ever going to succeed at the 90 day nofap challenge ?

Will my date on the 15th be a success

Will I get laid by the end of 2017

>>35802446
Monolith, will I ever participate in a MFF threesome?

Should I try and get into uni or just end it now?

>>35802446

Did I make a good impression last Wednesday?

kwestion

>>35811251

Well shit that's what I thought. Time to find another potential gf then

>>35802446
Oh great monolith will i get laid this year of 2017

>>35802446
will I have a good physic this year

>>35802446
Is anything good gonna happened that i find great in 6 months time

>>35802446
are traps gay

origigiginal

>>35802446
Are you gay monolith

Will I start my career this year?

>>35802446
Should humanity just walk into extinction.

>>35802446
Can you really answer questions correctly?

>>3580shold i just drop out of college and find a job

>>35802446
Will I find what I'm looking for in a partner or have to settle?

>>35802446
Will I lose my virginity this year?
originaloriginal

>>35802446
does it get any better for me this year

Will I get a Blowey tonight?

>>35802446
should i go to classes today

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>>35802446
European Race War this year?

Will I have sex next month

>>35802446
Im i the antichrist

Will I get a non-fat qt gf in the future?

>>35802446

will I be a virgin forever?
origino

>>35811848
HELL YEAH good news lads

1. Why does the monolith have rounded edges? It should not have them.
2. Why is the monolith deteriorating at one of it's edges like wet paper? It is not supposed to do that.

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>>35811823
Earlier than I expected but still good.

>>35802446
will i have sex next year

>>35811873

lmao, i knew it.

you've been muted for cunting up the place with repetition.

Will I ever get another girlfriend?

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>>35802446
Are we gonna make it?

idbwnsk

will this new friend i found leave me or end up hating me

plane world be it to be?

>>35802446
Will I die before I turn 30?

>>35812448
>with the help of friends
no no no what did it mean by this
well i-it's just a fake rolling game right? it's not r-real...

Should I take it easy instead?

>>35812815
You're fucking mocking me aren't you?

>>35802446
Will I ever overcome the fear of asking her out?

>>35802446
Am I going to suicide

>>35802446
Will you *block my path* again in the future?

>>35802446
Does the Monolith tell the truth?

>>35813619
fuck i angered it

>>35802446
is the mandela effect real?

Is is the right choice?

>>35802446
is the living and the machine meant to morph into one?

>>35802446
do my parents really love me?

Is Systemspace real?

org

>>35802446
Will I end up making a bunch of money legally?

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>>35813709
OH FUCK IT KNOWS ITS TRUE

FUCK FUCK

>>35802446
Will Kek's promise to me be made into reality?
Orig

You know what I'm asking, Mono.

Will I stay virgin until Jul 1st?

>>35813704
oh...
I guess I should just move out then...

>>35802446
will money make me happy?

>>35802446
before the year is over, will i genuinely be happy again?

will i die soon? please

>>35813940
see you in original hell anon

>>35802446
will this comment be original?

>>35802446
Am i going to finally die this year?

will I have around $200k for limb lengthening surgery within the next five years?

>>35814014
monolith confirmed false prophet

Am I going to have a chance at this? It's not imperative, but I can't help but want it.

>>35802446
so, does she like me? oregonan ananan

>>35802446
will she ask me out? oregano my nigga

>>35802446
what would she say if I asked, my nigga.

will I have sex this year?

and I mean with a girl who's genuinely attracted to me, not some random hooker.

will my mind ever be good again?

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Should i stop being a little bitch and overcome my social anxiety before i ruin my life?

Am I into chubbys?

They all like me as a person, right?

>>35802446
Will it because originlayy can do sir botnick?

>>35814200
Hey, thats right.

Can i have a gf, o mighty monolith?

>>35802446
Will I get a gf this year? (Like a legit one)

will I die today?

in an original way

will Death Grips surprise-release a new album within the next two months?

>>35814291
well will I die in an unoriginal way?

Should I carry on?

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>>35814324
will I ever die?

please tell me the original truth

>>35802446
Will a new meme emerge from the Antifa fight at California, like Based Stick Man?

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>>35814378
what! what is the monolith trying to tell me?
are my friends planning to kill me?

>>35802446
is /r9k as nice as /b

>>35802446
i-is he cheat

>>35802446
Will I get into a great college?

>>35802446
Will she manipulate me?

Does she really love me?

>>35814411
oh shit! I guess I need some new friends.

>>35814414
YAY
ORIGINOOOS

>>35802446
Is the dramu gonna be brought up again?

>>35814469
Am- Am I dying soon?

>>35802446
fugg, is the furry thing at least gonna work out?

>>35802446
Do I actually have a chance with her?011

>>35802446
Is tomorrw gonna be any better?

orignon

>>35802446
do jews run the world?

>>35814551
>>35802446
Thank you great monolith, I knew it was going well but she just feels to good of a girl for me. I wont fail you and use the chance you gave me.

Am I going to achieve my current dream?

Will I dick the asian chick?//

>>35814602
Ow fucj I thought 1 was yes. Well fuck it next bitch it is. Atleast I have a chance to fullfill my dream. Thank you for being honest.

Last question. Will I ever get together with my past oneitis? I know it would suck but atleast I get to go balls deep again with her.

>>35814666
satan provide :^)

>>35802446
will my grant proposal be accepted?

Is it happening? By yhhg

>>35802446

gf by end of semester?

Am i eventually going to die ?

Will my most current ex and I talk to one another again?

Did my most current ex actually like me?

>>35802446
If I ask my dad to buy me dinner, will he buy me dinner?

>>35802446
Will I become King?

>>35802446
Will I get a better job soon?

should I just give up already

Am I as bad as a person as I think I am?

>>35802446
Will I ever find purpose?

OREGANOOO FUCKING NIGGERS

Do I have a shot with any girls ever?

>>35802446
Will I have a loving wife?

Will I finally get a job within the next few weeks?

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>>35802446
Will I be imported into a blank space after death where I can dream up a character customisation screen and transform into a super powerful magical girl and become the greatest of them all in an alternate dimension - being able to vastly dominate my opposebnts?

>>35802446
Is that Jackie Chan?

>>35802446
My magical beans just started sprouting.
Will they put up a fight when I try to harvest them?

>>35815433
:(
Life is never easy.

>>35802446
Oh great Monolith, will I pass this academic year?

>>35802446
Will I stop hating myself?

you already know what i want 2bqhwy

Will I die in my sleep tonight?

oringinal

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will I reach my goal?

>>35802446
Answer me monolith, will it ever go away?

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Will I achieve my ultimate goal so long as I never give up?

>>35802446
Dear all powerful monolith.
Will my oneitis every take me back?

>>35815761
Rerolling as directed.
Originiggo

>>35802446
Will i defeat Chaos and save mankind?

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>>35815811
It was written.
It will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHiaxj_Wxc

>>35802446

does my post end in 0?

Will I get a gf soon?

originoli formuoli give me the fucking postioli

>>35802446
I am i going to cheat death?

Will I ever be a successful novelist?

>>35802446

Will I transfer from my current university to the one I applied to?

>>35802446
Should I pop over to the shop?

Will fembot like me?

>>35802446
Will doctors discover how to reverse circumcision within a few decades?

Will something happen that's really worth waiting for

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Should I just stop waiting and take off to the beach?
I swear, if you say do eet I do eet
Have a pic to show my gratitude, o monolith

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That was a weird answer, o monolith.
Should I buy the sword?