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Is this a realistic depiction of normie sex?

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Is this a realistic depiction of normie sex?
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i jack off to this video at least twice a month. it's the idea that this is probably happening in the dorm room next to mine that makes it so hot.
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depends on the couple. add some choking and this is around my style, nothing wrong with this.

>tfw no gf in town
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>>35866159
GET THE ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL FUCK OUT
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>>35866185
my gf has bigger tits too
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>>35865876
I just know I'll feel pathetic if I watch this
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>>35865876
>no oral/anal play
>no choking
>no spanking
>only 2 positions
>only on the bed
>no thigh-highs or elbow gloves

if this is normie sex, then i don't want it
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>>35866205
better post them big boy, you wouldn't want to be thought of as a liar would you?
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>>35865876
i have sex like this all the time with my gf, but i am pretty sure by now that most normies don't actually fuck like that. in fact, most of the time they just fuck in missionary and the guy will ejaculate within 3 minutes. i actually cum within the first minute unless i go super slow, but if i just go relatively fast my dick will stay hard enough to keep fucking and after a minute its back to full hardness. then i can fuck as long as i want.
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>>35865876
More or less. My GF likes to pull her legs back up against her tits when we have sex. She calls it the "fuck ball".
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reminder not to reply to normie bait
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When do you know it's time to put your penis into her vagina?
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>>35865876
As a REEEEEE GET OUT I can tell you that it's not inaccurate.

Most girl I was with though enjoyed being on top.
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>>35866232

unless you are fucking a prostitute/porn star or a long-term girlfriend, it wont be like you imagine it to anon.
i met a girl once that didn't liked dog style, most of them wont go sucking your dick unless they are drunk, and don't even think about anal
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>>35866283
oringodingo
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>>35866235
nah, better get your own pair buddy
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>>35866328
Ideally when you're both naked.

For real though, after anywhere from 5 to 10 minutes of making out, which involves rubbing her vegeta so you can tell how wet she is.
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Those two are actually related. They are biological siblings. To answer your question.... NO!
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>>35866387
Do you rub the whole thing or just her clit? Is it ok to touch her butthole too?
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>>35866356
>most girls

two words for the freak hunt: daddy issues
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>>35866387
yeah, but usually she'll just tell you when she wants it in

also
>rubbing her vegeta
kek, haven't heard that before
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>>35866495
why would u touch her asshole? wtf u want ur finger to smell like shit?
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>>35866495
>Do you rub the whole thing or just her clit?

First rub whole vag, then give her some clit, then rub whole vag again & stick you fingers in her a few times.


Most girls don't like being fingered in the way that guys think, i.e. what we've seen in porn, but sticking your fingers in her before going balls deep in her is kind of like ringing the doorbell before opening the door. It's just good manners.
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Who the fuck knows.

At this point I can't even imagine how two people could agree to talk to each other beyond small talk, let alone have sex with each other.
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>>35866495
oh and butthole is usually a no-no, at least at first. It was my never my cup of tea, even if some girls wanted me to do butt stuff, no no no no no.

>>35866512
True, but it always depends on the girl and the way things are going. Some girls by the time they say they want it in, they've been wanting it in for several minutes already, some girls won't say anything, some girls want foreplay to last longer than actual fugging itself.

>kek, haven't heard that before

gotta check her power levels senpai
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>>35865876
sex is overrated, masturbation is underrated
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>girl is a 99/100 you couldn't dream of getting
>this guy actually dumped her

topkek
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Are they both thinking about me, instead of each other? Then yes.
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>>35866600
This.

>can't connect with anyone
>never been in a relationship
>no friends
>cant even make professional connections.
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>>35866742
There exists something big enough to be called an industry because masturbation is such a popular activity.
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If you want a gf and you are aged 18-20 just find an underage one. When I was 18 I started talking to a 15 year old girl online. Basically groomed her to be my gf, she THINKS she is the one that saved me from drugs, alcohol and prostitutes.

Reality is she was the first girl I ever fucked.

I was also her first, she bled and everything. Statistically speaking we should stay together longer now I guess.
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>>35867304
Yeah because lots of people are still together with the person they banged when they were in high school

You're a faggot anon
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>>35867359
We didn't bang in high school, I waited until she was 18 and then I banged her.

We weren't classmates in high school either.


Lots of people do marry their high school sweethearts tho.
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>>35865876
Yes it definitely is.
Also fuck all these fake ass niqqas itt too scared to touch their gfs asshole. I finger it and eat that shit (no pun intended) like a bowl of cereal.
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>>35865876
It's finally happened, I finally recognize someone and it's the fucking guy. Jfc, had to pause when you can see his face and reference it with my friends FB
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>>35867452
Does his last name begin with D?
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>>35866356
> most of them wont go sucking your dick unless they are drunk

JEJ

what the fuck? I've never had sex without getting my dick sucked either before or after the act, unless we're talking about a quickie.
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>>35865876
how big is that dick?

i dont think my dicklet is gonna allow me to thrust back and forth that far if i ever have sex. the prostitute i eventually get will probably just have to 'grind' on my dick or something
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>>35867495
No, it starts with an H. I'm almost certain it's my friend also, this is weird lmao
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>>35866439

I'm gonna need the full source video on this
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>>35867542
It's pretty average, actually, nothin spectacular. I'd say it's about 6-7 inches and he's thrusting the dick almost to the tip.
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>>35865876
sauce?
originoni
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>>35867304
>literal pedo

your cell is the other way mate
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>>35866387
What if her vegeta goes super saiyan? Pls help.
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>>35867904
>literal pedo
You're a literal retard.
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>>35866785
Same here except the last point.
For some reason, i don't have any problems having good business relations but i'm shit at keeping friends for a long time because i get bored real quick.
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>>35867904
your jelly is showing, mate.

never fucked a 15 y/o before?
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>>35867936

you have to remember that being attracted to """""underage""""" makes you a pedo, according to liberals
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>>35865876
Damn the dude is hot.
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lol this is that youtube couple

lmfao there vids are still on pornhub. do they not know?? lmfao
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>>35868948
>>35867859
>>35867716

go pornhub and search "amateur couple"

all their vids have the same lighting style you can spot the thumbnails a mile away

also she is T H I C C as fuk, you wont see it until you get to their first person shooter angle
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>>35868987
I found this over the summer and watched all their shit.

What's their youtube channel? I remember her name starts with a g I think...
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>>35869019
i dont know, i thought they only ever did porn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHFAXTH8LQc

found it

hope one of you is bored enough to blackmail them. report back.
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Does it amaze anyone that there are guys that get to fuck girls that hot without even trying, and then there is guys like us that can't even get a phone number? I literally feel like a second class citizen, I don't feel completely human. I am being denied something that chad gets on a silver platter, and then I get made fun of because I can't get it. What did I do to deserve this fate?
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>>35869069
how do you know he didnt have to try?

he seems like a manlet although he's handsome and has an 8 inch dick

doesnt mean he didnt try
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>>35869069

>What did I do to deserve this fate?

What are you going to do to get back at them for treating you this way?
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>>35869064
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

orig
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>>35869069
heres a rage post from 8ch:

"the reason this pic is maddening is because guys like us get jewed out of the fruits of our labor:

i have no hate for this chad; he was born with genetics and good for him, his forefathers and foremothers decided to make good mating and parenting decisions so their ancestors could succeed. as for me, i have to work to attain the same things he can, which i am fine with. that is life.

however, this chad has the best cheat code you can get: TIME.

this chad is obviously physically advanced for his age: he is taller, has more natural muscle, higher test, superior to his fellow classmates in most ways because he has clearly already finished puberty.

i am currently age 28 and apart from his (from what i can tell) facial aesthetics, i am now at a point in my life where i could easily have competed with this guy for the girl in the pic (typical hot young cheerleader).

the only reason this is not the case in currentyear+2 is because of TIME: the KIKES decided to put an age limit on success.

why the fuck should i better myself and become chad when the girls that chad had are now out of my reach? chad looks 26 when hes 16 and fucks 14 year olds. i look 26 at 26 but can i do the same? NO. what the fuck is the difference between me and this chad? a fucking number that has no bearing on my physical or mental development? because my mind is smarter or more world weary? do these things suddenly make me some kind of predator out to rape or ruin or manipulate or take advantage of?

NO YOU FUCKING KIKES! I JUST WANT A WIFE THAT ISNT SAGGING AT THE ELBOWS."
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>>35866522
Ideally yeag
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>>35867926
you're fucked then m8
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>>35869069
she's not even hot holy shit she's fucking ugly
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>>35865876
>The League poster
Holy fuck i hate these people
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man why the fuck do I even bother coming here.
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>>35869279
Thanks for reminding me what a cesspool 8chn is
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>>35869279

Looking back, its amazing how much more physically developed the chads in high school I knew were. I was not a small high schooler at all, around 5'10 170lbs lean. Yet the chads were all well over 6 foot by like 15/16, were already growing facial hair like crazy (I didn't until 20), had deep as fuck voices and were muscular. How does that even happen?

and yeah now at 26, I am about the same size and test level as the average high school jock. But its too late.
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>>35869484
This is the same for chicks. That stacey is busted at 26-30. Meanwhile the girls you all ignored in high school because they hadnt developed yet are now hot as fuck at 26, still look 20. By 45 stacey will be paying for routine dermatology and cosmetic surgery appointments to keep up appearances while the quiet nerdy girl is growing into her percky tits and tight unused vagina
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>>35868987

thx pham
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>>35865876
yes, but for doggy style, its better if shes lying all the way down
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>>35869529
this
I looked like an ugly little shit throughout elementary school but all the other girls already grew into the face they were going to grow old with
They were all also very skinny

I check their profiles now and most of them either got fatter or look old, meanwhile I got into fitness and look younger, and have grown into my features.
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>>35869484
You shouldnt be going for some dumbass stacey teen. Holy fuck youre 26. You couldnt even take her out for a drink

News flash: theres literally thousands of super hot 20-26 year old girls. You can find a sexy ass 21 year ols college girl who would get wet at the thought of a 26 year old dude picking her up
Going for a 16 year old is so fucking stupid and creepy. That fagfot from 8ch saying he doesnt want a sagging wife, guess what. If the slut is some big titted bimbo at 16 she is gonna look like hell later.
Find someone you are well suited for. Not someone the media tells you you should want. And yes even your precious japanese media that tella you school girls are so hot and sexy omg gotta fuck a lil teenager hehehehehee so edgy fucking kill yourself
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>>35869529
> the girls you all ignored in high school because they hadnt developed yet are now hot as fuck at 26
>hot as fuck
t. landwhale
Maybe one in 50 of you ever improved. You all filled out but then you didn't stop filling out, because you never learned to gain any self-esteem of self-respect of discipline, so you turned into one of the nine trillion fat fuck "IM JUST CURVY XDDD" girls in their late 20s that never got laid because they couldnt stop stuffing their fat fucking faces.
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>35869644
This was a really dumb post so you dont get your you
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>>35869529
the difference is you are no longer in the school environment. never again in ur life will you be in a situation where you are surrounded by so many girls daily. for women, being underdeveloped in HS does not affect them psychologically.
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>>35865876
https://www.eporner.com/search/cute-college-couple/

thank me later
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no, people don't normally stare at cameras when they have sex
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>>35869804
Why would it be different for women?

I didnt fuck any guys in high school and now as an adult I don't have any desire to fuck high school boys... I remember how idiotic and immature they are, it's very disgusting. And high school girls are just as idiotic and immature.
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>>35869865

>Why would it be different for women?
because women seek out older guys and guys seek out younger women. theres no way the experience would be comparable.
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>>35869865
>idiotic and immature

Not him but that doesn't matter when you're fucking someone. You just want to cum you're not asking them to take a job interview.
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>>35865876
As a guy who fucks, yes that's pretty average. I've seen a lot worse, as a guy who has cucked a few men. Those dudes always pant, and bust within 5 minutes. They look devastated when they see how much their girl enjoys my 5-% effort. When I work their women up, get them soaking wet, then ball them up, and fuck them like I'm angry, the guys always look so ashamed. They know deep down, their girl will always wish it was my dick inside them.
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>>35869947
Great explanation.
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>>35869970
If you just want to cum then keep jerking off.
Don't lie to me or to yourself, pal.
The media and 4chan told you you should want to fuck teenagers and you believed them.
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>>35870025
No response?
Typical autist behavior

Wake the fuck up asshats. Your little self pity circlejerk here isn't helping anything.
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>>35869607

The problem is, the majority of girls over about 22ish don't look nearly as good as a 16 - 18 year old to me. Their skin isn't as nice, their face isn't as attractive. I won't even get into girls 25+, I mean they remind me of my mother. Also, 20+ year old girls are much more demanding. I got a decent job, but I'm not some rich guy. They expect you to be getting paid a lot at 26.
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>>35869865
Girls don't need social skills to get guys. Missing out on dating boys during high school because you were underdeveloped does not affect your ability to attract men once your tits and hips come in.

An underdeveloped boy during high school would have never been seen as an attractive prospect by ANY girl. This stunts him from learning the skills needed to socialize with women.
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>>35870292
Thisnis really ridiculous and I can tell that you have no actual reap life experience with girls.
16 to 18 year olds have terrible skin... That is when girls have acne and breakouts constantly, plus they have terrible makeup skills and can only afford the cheap shit from drugstores.
A 20 year old girls skin is clearer and healthier. Plus she is better at applying makeup and can afford better skin care products and has better skin regimens in general.
I work at a fucking high school so I know this to be fact. I am 24 and many of my coworkers are 26-35 and they are hot as fuck. The teen boys are animals over them.
You're just stuck in this weird circlejerk started by pedophiles and jews. You're not gonna break the cycle but just know the truth of what you are and where your desires actually come from.
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apart from the weird second position where he's holding her up instead of just spreading his knees apart a bit to achieve the same angle but with less effort, was all very standard fare
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>>35870401
Your first paragraph was sound but you completely contradicted yourself in the second.

Just like the girl who blossoms and can attract a mate later in life, the boy who blossoms later can also attract a mate as a man. You're not stunted by anything other than the stupid shit you put into your brain and believe to be true. Sorry that the jews got to you.
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>>35865876
This is why I only fap to 2D.
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>>35870431

You sound like a biased older woman. The truth is all men are mostly attracted to teen girls. This is not pedophilia at all as they are fully developed. Take your average 20 year old girl, she's about 2 years into college. Stress, alcohol, eating poorly, and other bad things are starting to gain traction. She is slowly losing her youthful good looks. Now for the top 20% of amazingly beautiful women, they fade way longer down the road. But for the majority, its all downhill after the teenage years.
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If they know they're being filmed, it isn't. Only voyeurism shows the real deal.
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>>35867533
yea this anon is either really unlucky with women or a virgin,

if you get a girl who doesn't blow, shes got to GOOOOOOOOO
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>>35870401
>Girls don't need social skills to get guys.
unless they're attractive they most definitely do
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>>35870534
no you don't understand, girls just have to merely exist and be able to breathe in and out and any men will get on one knee and offer them marriage and infinite money
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>>35865876
her vagina looks absolutely BUSTED
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>>35870562
>posts attractive woman
listen if she's not very attractive and stands there expecting money and marriage it's not goign to happen
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>>35870509
>implying all 20 year olds are in college, stressed, and drinking
>implying high school girls arent stressed, drinking, and doing all sorts of drugs

You're just really ignorant to reality but it's okay because I am in your safe space right now. Toddle along now virgin, go fap to your children and boipussy
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>>35870588
I can't believe I have to say it, but I was being 100% sarcastic and agreeing with you
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>>35865876
Looks pretty boring to me, gay furry trap pictures over this anyday.
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>>35870562
You realize jenna is 30 years old? Faggots in here saying only teenagers are attractive then post a fucking 30 year old goddess
Okay.jpg
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>>35870599
why the fuck doesnt this board have those bloody unique code thingees so i can tell whos talking
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>>35868193
>Implying 15 isn't too old
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>guy is white
nah, not very realistic
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>>35870597
>implying high school girls arent stressed, drinking, and doing all sorts of drugs

Their metabolism hasn't slowed down yet. Its hilarious you cannot refute my posts without attacking me, I must have struck a nerve. I can promise you no matter what you look like right now at 20+, you were NOT as attractive as you were at 18. Have fun denying reality though.
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>>35870643
>uses my own words verbatim and acts like he made a point
You get more pathetic every time you hit Post
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>>35870622

She is also clearly in the top 20% or so genetic quality, also look closely at her skin. Its not as smooth as a 19 year olds. It will only get worse.
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>>35870622
You think Jenna Coleman is crazy? Did you forget that Amy Adams exists? Smh famalam.

>>35870632
Yeah I can see why you'd assume I was that other guy. It would be nice if /r9k/ adopted that temporary ID thing.
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>>35870701
Crazy? What? No anon, I am plenty aware of the plethora of beautiful women that exist in the world.

And IDs are fucking cancer. Go to /soc/ if you want that retarded shit
Or just go to ribbit
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>>35870686
>>35870622
>>35870588
guys pls I was being sarcastic, just wanna make that really clear
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>>35870724
not having IDs just encourages rampant unfun levels of trolling. Having temporary IDs in each thread still allows for full anonymity as per usual while also BTFO'ing samefags. What do you think is cancer about them?
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>>35870758
Samefagging is crucial to the health of this website
Please fucking kill yourself you newfag scum
Theres a poster count at the bottom of each thread if you feel like monitoring samefags is so god damn important to you
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>>35870808
you just state it as if it's a self-evident truth, why is samefagging crucial? what are the positives? the unique posters thing isn't enough, only an autist would monitor that shit
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>>35865876
God this makes me so angry. I hate women so much. I understand now where Elliot was coming from - this disgusts me so bad imagining the thought of girls doing this to other guys. such bullshit
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>>35870732
oh okay sorry for being autistic it's really hard to tell on this websight though

>>35870643
my god that girl is so beautiful
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>>35870861
She looks like a baby slut. You are so programmed by rhe Jew it is not even funny.

>>35870840
I am not going to sit here and spoonfeed you knowledge on 4chan. Fucking LURK MOAR FAGGOT
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>>35870861

She's only 17 according to that stupid bitch in this thread, you're a pedo! And 25 year old women look as good as that.
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>>35870884
She is 19 in that photo retard. Use google search for fucks sake.
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>>35870884
>>35870883
I'm not attracted to women. I'm just commenting on her obvious beauty.
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>>35870854

Um, what am I missing? I just see a girl enjoying sex. The creampie was gross though.
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>>35870954

on vid like that is pretty classless
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>>35870954
You're not missing anything other than the fact that this board is a cesspool for guys to have pity parties and experiment with fucking each others assholes
They arent mad at the girl, they are mad at themselves for being homosexuals
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>>35870883
yeah nah you just can't explain it why it wouldn't be good on a board like /r9k/, but das koo, stay mad

also
>>>/b/727240181
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>>35870861
>my god that girl is so beautiful

this is why im against AOC, not for my benefit, but hers.

she could have her pick of the most successful and good looking men on the planet, but the govt prevents her, which is sad because women should be able to exploit their looks and youth as soon as they attain them.
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>>35870941
She is obviously hot, in a model sense, but the makeup and posturing is ridiculous. She looks like a prostitute.
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>>35870994
She has been modeling for years. Shes 20 btw and dating a 23 year old guy. Youre fucking idiotic
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>>35871009
I don't understand how she looks like a prostitute besides her outfit

posturing?
makeup?
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>>35870954
HURRR DERRR FUCKING THINK YOU FUCKING DOLT

girls talk to other men, fuck them, and literally give zero attention to guys that dress better, look nicer, etc etc. They dont give a single fucking chance though, they literally are repulsed by me and instead talk to everyone else

Fucking BULLSHIT. THEN THEY HAVE SEX WITH THEM. MEANWHILE I HAVENT TALKEN TO A GIRL IN FUCKING YEARS. BUT SHE FUCKS HIM. FUCK WHY DID THE SORORITY DOOR HAVE TO BE LOCKED WHY??!?!?!!?!
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>>35871040

in that pic she was in her teens though.
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>>35871040
yeah but can you imagine how she looked when she was 14? DAYUMM SON
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>>35871078

14 is too young, but imagine 16 - 19? Holy shit..
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>>35871075
She was 19. Anon is trying to say she is 17 to fit into his pedo ideals. Btw 17 is hardly pedo, but 19 is definitely not. Too sad for him I probably shattered his world with that knowledge.

>>35871067
Are you blind? Shes wearing a ton of makeup, a tube top that completely exposes her chest, shoulders, collar bones, and is wearing a thick black choker.... Dont you fags have some meme about chokers? Cock sucking champions and all?
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>>35870994

Daily reminder that AoC was NOT established by scientists or doctors, but literally by feminist lobbyists picking a random number.

In Australia at one point, some of the feminists wanted the AoC to be 21.
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>>35871120
That is literally a photo of her at 19
You're so brainwashed you cant even accept that fact? Top fucking kek m80
Enjoy your miserable life chasing after an idea the jews implanted in your brain haahahah
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>>35871141
>australia
Holy fuck why aren't you rangebanned???
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>>35871147
stop jewposting you tremendous feggit
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>>35871170
Stop trying to turn retarded 18 year old newfags into pedos and homo sissy boys
I am so sick of this new degenerate bullshit
Can we all get back into scat and horse cock or something? Anything is better than this
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>>35871147

You're an idiot. She is still a teen in that pic. Show me a mid 20's girl that hot?
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>35871203
>zero effort
>expects a you
No
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>>35871194
stop trying to "protect" girls by forcing men to date ur old ass instead. if you were 15 and ryan gosling asked for ur hand in marriage dont act like you would turn him down you hypocrite
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>>35871260
you would deny a man his (You) while still responding to him? wow brutal
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>>35865876
yeah right before the end of the relationship

when you start doing freaky shit to make it interesting/fun its over

at least for me
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>>35871128
Most women wear a ton of make up and tube tops don't have sleeves.
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>>35871303
r u ok? none of that was even slightly freaky besides the filming of it
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>>35871331
they are fucking on camera and shes looking at it and fake moaning

the relationship is over

this thing is a joke

r u ok? faggot
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>>35867936
You dont know what the word means but you use it.
Like a child trying to talk politics at the adult table.
>Prepubescent
>has a period and can get pregnant.
ONE OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
hebophile is what you want, read a book.
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>>35869865
I started fucking hookers because all the "shy nerdy girls" used to make fun of me infront of chad...now they get pissy im dropping a few hundy on 8 outta 10s and cocaine.
Get fucked.
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>>35869979
>men want younger women because younger women dont give birth to autistic kids and can carry a birth.
>women want older men for what you said maturity and security.
Boom there good enough or should I put it in laymens terms?
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when i fuck my gf its usually missionary with some kissing and i bite her neck and put my hands around her neck some. this is after foreplay which usually involves caressing and making out and me fingering her while she touches my dick. i try to make her cum before i fuck her since watching her cum makes me hard as fuck
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>>35870534
Go make a tinder account as a girl and watch as your phone breaks from the unending messages.
>girls dont ha-
Ugly, fat, need a wallet after shitting out a few kids mommys need to.
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>>35870685
>implying all 20 year olds are in college, stressed, and drinking
>implying high school girls arent stressed, drinking, and doing all sorts of drugs

You're just really ignorant to reality but it's okay because I am in your safe space right now. Toddle along now virgin, go fap to your children and boipussy
He didnt use your words retard.
and you are not refuting the central point nigger.
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>>35866356
>he doesn't have a gf with a tongue ring who likes sucking dick, choking, being tied up, and all positions

Oh man, prone bone while choking your chick and holding is the best.
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>>35867533
I have but only with a lot of hand stuff involved. I also have a large dick so maybe that has something to do with it
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>>35866356
where, location?
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>>35871417
This I let my buddys fuck girls Im over.
Its funny she thinks shes winning like charlie sheen when really I have dudes agreeing shes useless.
Women only for cock.
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>>35865876
looks about right
me and my gf basically have the same pattern
missionary > cowgirl > doggy
only difference is i never finish inside
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>>35865876
Very few guys have the strength to ble able to hold a girl up like in one of those clips and fuck her without getting exhausted in seconds. My ex and I used the "hooneymoon position" the most. While making out and being high it is bliss.

Can't find a fucking picture so maybe we called it the wrong name, but it's like mitionary except we're laying on our side, and her legs are wrapped around my torso between the ribcage and the start of the waist.

Sry for bad english/explanation
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>>35871690
>>35871698
>>35871756

Why do people like you come here

afhidhq3ioeh3
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>>35871773
I'm a mentally ill drug addict who is 99% sure he will die by his own hands. I'm far from successful with girls, but that's irrelevant to me. The reason is that you guys are real about shit. If I make a post on reddit for example, I'll just get about the same advice as a forever alone type would. I have done all the therapy there is, except electroshock, but my doc wouldn't let me do that.

I feel at home because because most of us really want to die but don't have the guts to. Yet, I hope
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how does he have sex like that with his dick being out straight? my boner is so strong that my dick touches my stomache
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>>35871756
Please, it's easy to lift girls up if they're thin.

I have lifted all my skinny exes off the bed. But yeah, with a thick girl it is hard.
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Me and my ex girlfriend mostly just did missionary. Cowgirl felt pretty good if she was in the right position. Tbh sex is kinda painful and takes a lot of stamina, but at the same time irresistible and feels really good. It took us 2 or 3 times before we got attuned to each others bodies.
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>>35871945
Holding her waist and thighs up are like 50+% of her weight, I'm not gonna put 50-60 pounds on my biceps while having a good time. My girl was far from fat. Ideal weight, I'd say
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>>35871879
my dick is the same, except its not because ur boner is hard its because its bent, there is also a ligament that attaches ur cock to ur pelvis, if it is short it will pull ur dick upwards.

did you used to get a lot of boners while wearing tight underwear, or perhaps morning wood with tight underwear also? i think my dick is either bent upwards at the base because of this, or the pelvic ligament never was stretched enough when i had boners in my pants.
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>>35872009
Do you lift weights? I row 135 and dl 325. 50lbs is absolutely nothing. If your chick isn't tall, it's light weight. And if she is tall and thin it is still light weight. I had a 6' 135lbs ex who I did that with.
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>>35872058
>Do you lift weights?
Not in a few years, except for the few weeks I'm clean here and there. I'm the junkie a few posts over.
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>>35872106
Lol, no wonder. Opiates destroy your strength. Get clean mahfucka. My gf is 4 years sober and on HA committees.

Total waste of life. Besides, stims are way more fun than downers.
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>>35872164
What did she use?

>stims are way more fun than downers.
nah, i wanna die, and shooting heroin is the closest you'll get without actually doing it.

>Get clean mahfucka.
I was clean for a few months one time, reconnected with normie friends, dated a qt. I preferred sitting in my room doing dope.
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>>35872219
>not just being an alcoholic

it's like you actually want to be alive, you poser
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>>35872219
She's done heroin, meth, coke, weed, acid, and muscle relaxers as far as I know. But she got clean from heroin on a suboxone taper. She got clean really young. Like its extremely impressive.

I work at a rehab. Normally nobody seems to get clean off opiates qithout relapsing constantly until theyre around 30 and even then they seem to relapse and just drink a bunch. Personally I only ever used percs and I thought they were super boring. Sure everything felt nice but I like going fast. All I really did was take ephedrine pills and caffeine for a while because I didn't have an adderall source. Loved it. Manic energy is my facorite.

Gf says I'd be a methhead if I had gotten into anything hard.

Opiates are a waste of time though. You don't really do anything. They just get in the way of any creativity or goals. Thing I notice most about addicts is thay they stagnate as people at the point their addiction starts. You'll see 23 year olds with the minds of 15 year olds because there is no need for personal growth when all you want is your next fix.
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>>35872330
Good for her man. Not to shit on your girl or something, but unless she started when she was like 14 I wouldn't call getting clean really young extremely depressive.

Also yeah, caffeine is surprisingly enjoyable.

The personal growth thing doesn't apply to all junkies. I read the news, some philosophy, I've read the works by both Nazis and commies, and I introspect more than is probably healthy. I'd say I'm more self-aware than most people, but everyone probably thinks that, so yeah whatever.

Honestly I'm not even a "junkie" desu because even tho i've used for 5 years, you wouldn't be able to tell unless I was in withdrawal or high as fuck. That girl I dated hardly believed me until I showed her my track marks (she used to cut, so we kinda bonded over that).
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>>35872411
>extremely depressive
extremely impressive i mean, lol
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>>35872330
hey I'm doing an ephedrine/caffeine stack right now these days to help me lose this last bit of weight, I find it extremely unpleasurable, makes me feel exhausted and slow with no "high" between the dose and crash

been doing it for months too
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>>35872411
I'm not sure when she started. I don't pry. But she has ptsd and her mom drinks a lot. She says she's also an alcoholic. I think she used opiates for about 2 years. She used to be really crazy but has gone to rehab and had therepy. And she went to a lockdown place, not a soft open campus like mine. Then sober living. Now she's got a 3.5gpa in school with long term goals and works with me. Yeah I shit where I eat. But she cares and we work at a nonprofit.

Reading is one thing but do you write? Do you create? Do you work? Do you exercise? Are you in school? Do you have any long term goals? I'm sure you're held back more than you think.

Being suicidal is a waste of time. I have a desire to etch a mark in the world. Being manic is where I like to be. You're already going to die. There is no point. Just follow your bliss.
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>>35872492
That's terrible for your heart bro. That's why I stopped. I feel fast and manic and smart when I do it. But I think I'm a little narcissistic and manic depressive to begin with. Good artists often are though.
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>>35872564
it's only 400mg caffeine and 50mg ephedrine a day, it's not like dangerous amounts, and it was much worse at first, I just said that I've been doing it for months in case you assumed my tolerance was nonexistent and that's why I was such a pussy about it.

I've just never felt the fast/manic thing you describe. But I've never had trouble focusing on things when I'm stone cold sober anyway - before I graduated I could spend 12 hours writing research papers no problem. Maybe you have undiagnosed ADD and that's why stimulants make you feel focused? My ex gf got surprise diagnosed at 23 and says focalin changed her life.
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>>35872534
>Do you create?
Yes, I even make a little cash from OC Youtube stuff. But yes, the dope is most deff holding me back, I'd make 10 times more if I put more effort in. Hell, maybe a hundred times more if I got lucky, and that'd be way more than the average US salary.

>Are you in school?
Dropped out on uni after 2 months because of a relapse.

>I have a desire to etch a mark in the world.
Same, but it'd hard when suicidal. Unfortunately that's not something you can simply switch off.

pic rel
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>>35872609
No, I can get wrapped up in things. It's the opposite. I already feel charismatic and witty. On stims I'm turned up to 11. I feel supercharged or overclocked like I can do anything and churn out anything. I don't feel more focused. I feel more manic and narcissistic.
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>>35865876
Yes this is how I imagine I look because my cum dumpster is short
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>>35872635
Oh, huh, strange, must be nice. I have a heart rate monitor and my HR never goes above 90 with the ephedrine and caffeine if I'm at rest, so I think healthwise I'm not doing any harm.

Unlike you two I'm a full-on alcoholic. Don't like the effect stims have on me (though I haven't tried the properly euphoric ones like coke or whatever), don't like vicodin/oxys (tried em a few times), but I fucking love me some vodka. To each their own. I haven't had a drink in like 6 months though. I miss it like a lover but being sober is better right now.
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>>35872696
Yeah I drink scotch most nights actually. As I said I work out though. My resting heart rate is 64 and my blood pressure is good despite drinking every night.

Do you lift and do cardio?
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>>35865876
im not a virgin but sometimes i look at these vids and they make me not even want to have sex. just looks weird and sort of gross.
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>>35872851
same lol. and this vid is faaar from the weirdest and grossest i've seen on here
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>>35872743
naww I used to run a 5K every other day but I've fallen off completely cuz I'm addicted to Runescape and logging off to run is XP waste
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>>35866511
How would you even find that out though
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Got myself a qt gf after being a virgin till 25.
The trick was...she was 16 and a virgin too
28 now, still together, we moving in and getting a dog in a week
She lets me do everything sexually.
There is always hope brobots
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>>35873725
Nice fantasy anon. Very original
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>>35873762
Reading it back to myself I realised it sounds really like a fantasy of a lonely loser. But I have no intentions to lie, only to show that there is always hope. My story is real
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>>35866159
Please fuck off normie, go back to wherever you came from
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>>35873762
I don't doubt him. Getting young chicks as an adult is pretty easy if you've got your shit sort of together.
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>>35873794
where did you meet her senpai?
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>>35874083
can confirm. 21 yr old 6/10 autismo robot and my sisters friends in high school try and flirt with me all the time.
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>>35865876
oh man this couple
I've seen all their stuff on pornhub and honestly although it's hot, I'm usually depressed after nutting
they genuinely seem to enjoy each other, the videos are a classic depiction of young adults wildly passionate about eachothers bodies
and yet, I am the same age as them and have never experienced it for myself. it is like going to the best store in the world, but you can only look, never touch. and it creates an uncomfortable feeling in me.
i'm gonna go rub one out and get some sleep
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>>35867404
Does it actually smell and taste like shit?
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>>35866232
im pretty normie and my sex involves all of those things, you sound like a virgin talking about sour grapes lol
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>>35868263
so right wingers are pedos

hmmm interesting
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>>35874180
the thing you should fear the most about being a virgin is the feeling of emptiness after losing it and realizing it was nothing special the whole time.

it was actually nice when I could look forward to it as something that will make life awesome

but it was just mediocre, and we'll still wonder why the normies aren't happier than we are
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>>35874359
t. someone who lost their virginity at 26
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>>35874180
>right in the feels

sleep well, brobot.
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the guys cock is so small she has to fake it
hehe
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>>35870597
I'm sorry but the manchildren are right on this one, mental maturity doesn't factor into things that are sexually attractive to guys. Only if the girl obviously had the mentality of a <12yo will most guys lose their boner to their conscious.
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>>35874675
Kek what

>>35871656
>>35871596
>>35871310
>>35871286
>>35871280
Delicious

>>35871578
Holy shit thanks for the early morning kek
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>>35865876
Sort of... this looks like sex that might be good for the girl, but is pretty boring for the guy. He's basically just jackhammering. It's dull and not even physically pleasurable necessarily. Good sex is more mental. Positions don't matter as much as good dirty talking/chemistry, etc.
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>>35875483
>dirty talking
Virgin detected
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>>35867904
>literal american
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I got a boner after watch this
Should i fap again? I fapped 2hours ago
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>>35875992
if you already fap too much it's not going to change anything
otherwise don't
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>>35866742
>sex is overrated, masturbation is underrated

Having done both, I respectfully disagree.
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>>35874085
Sorry for the late reply senpai.
I met her while I was in training to become a nurse. She worked as a intern at a station I had my practical exam.
I was working out for a year back then and my noob gains provided me with some confidence, but I had to fake it being a chad to kind off hide my autism.
She still thinks a had multiple gf before her. You really need to fake it until you belive it yourself. I was a huge CM Punk mark back then and every day I told myself I was the best in the world and Let everyone know this. It takes a bit of practice between coming of as an "Alpha" or just cringy autist, its a fine line to walk.
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>>35872058
>dl 325

lol are you bragging about that?

I pulled 405 for reps when I was a 5'8 weakling 17 year old and you're bragging about your pathetic 3 plate deadlift pftttahahahahahhahhuhehuhehuheuu.
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>>35874272
No it doesn't really taste like anything.
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>>35866356
take control in the bedroom and they will do what you want
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>>35866387
Originalistic
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>tfw normie in a relationship but the sex has been absolute dogshit for months
We often both cry afterwards out of despair.
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>>35873725
>tfw this is how my sperg dad got my mom
>passed on his sperg genes to me
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I want to laugh so hard but this fucking board is full of unironic posts that are like a halfstep away from being exactly this
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>>35869279
>>35869484
These posts make me irrationally angry on a deeper level; the thought of these guys being on a different level than me, a place I could never reach no matter how hard I try - by simply existing. They're born and have everything handed to them. What did I do to deserve this?

Get me outta here.
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>>35866356
any girl will do butt stuff or suck your dick unless you are gross, my man.

i mean what do you consider a "long term girlfriend"? good sex starts like 3 weeks into a relationship. maybe a 13-15 year old girl will be really cautious and self conscious about her body, but a tiny tiny percent of adults will stop at missionary only.
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>>35878272
Just because you can't see someone's problems doesn't mean they don't exist. Everyone has struggles.
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>>35878353
I'm mature enough to realize that. However, chad still has less problems than me. I actually make an effort to be positive, but it's nice to wallow in self pity like this every once in a while, and this place is a good outlet for it. I feel it keeps a sort of balance on things.
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>>35878272
girls can be on different levels too. it's not just irrational anger; you have irrational laziness.

why would you want things handed to you? you're a human like everyone else, it would be boring and unfulfilling.

if you were to say these guys were more naturally motivated and carefree, then maybe you'd have a point. although i wouldn't agree. talking about how dudes are taller or hairier is just plain gay shit and an excuse to never do anything challenging. if you think you are intellectually competent, then their lifestyle would never appeal to you in the first place. you'd get used to the hair and height and attention, and still live how you live now with nothing to be proud of. go fuck yourself.
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>>35869484
>>35869279
>almost 25
>people think im in high school
late bloomer is the worst fate a man can have
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>>35872920
>addicted to rs3
oldschool is the better game
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>>35878661
>27
>people think im in middle school
ohayoriginalo
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>>35866283
>the "fuck ball"
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>>35878719
why do we get up every morning
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>>35866387
>so you can tell how wet she is.
God, is that how normans talk during sex?
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>>35878774
i literally and originally dont know
i unironically wish i had never been born but how the fuck am i supposed to say that to someone?
>hurr i hate my life
>haha suck it up dude youre a man just b urself lol
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>>35870643
>no matter what you look like right now at 20+, you were NOT as attractive as you were at 18
Wow, an actual retard.
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>>35878804

Can only speak for myself, but I've never been very verbose in bed at all; nor have any of my girlfriends.

Communication from them is generally limited to "Oh God, yes!" (or variants thereof) when they're enjoying themselves, "Please don't stop!" when they're getting close to climaxing, "STOP!" when I've popped their pleasure threshold, and "Fuck me!" or "I want you inside me" when they're done with foreplay and ready for some intercourse.

I rarely say much of anything; though my current girlfriend really likes it when I say "That's my good girl" when she's sucking my dick.
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>>35865876

I only liked the kissing :3
I want more of that
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>>35865876

I'm not so sure. You have no idea of knowing how the sex you have looks other than from your perspective. Average sex doesn't look glamorous I assume.
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>>35866387
>from 5 to 10 minutes

jesus christ I don't have time for that shit

>tell gf we're having sex
>Take off clothes
>she blows me or I eat her out
>lubed up
>penis in vagina missionary
>switch to doggy
>do variations of doggy
>either cum if I'm really horny
>or take a break because my thighs are burning
>she licks my balls while I jerk off
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>>35879186
original question: why the FUCK are you here normiescum
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>>35878706
I genuinely like and play both. Only ironman mode on RS3 though, the normal game is pretty cancer.
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>>35878806
i know your pain, friend
no one understands
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>>35865876
>dude lasted longer than 5 seconds
>woman looks like she's enjoying it
millennial normie sex maybe
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>>35879186
>or take a break because my thighs are burning

kek tough that shit out you weak fuck

also work out that's sad my dude
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>>35865876
Where can I find this video, guys?
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>>35880606
come on son
originally
>>35869824
>>
Can someone explain me some stuff.
When girl gets penetrated does she actually do that crying stuff like in porn?
Do girls like to swallow cum?
How often do normalfags in a relationship have sex with their partner?
How much foreplay is before sex? Do they just kiss then get to it?
Do girls actually cum or is that watery stuff piss?
What is it like to lick out vagina and ass?
Please tell me, I'm uninformed on this stuff and I'm too scared to ask a normie
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>>35866159
>no slapping
>no hair pulling
>no cockchoking
do you even try m80
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>>35880737
>When girl gets penetrated does she actually do that crying stuff like in porn?
no, its fake as fuck
>Do girls like to swallow cum?
so many girls watch porn now they think its normal but they only actually like it if they're especially slutty
>How often do normalfags in a relationship have sex with their partner?
depends on the couple, the main deciding factor is when you have free time and privacy at night tbqh
>How much foreplay is before sex? Do they just kiss then get to it?
usually it is a gradual build up from making out to touching each other through clothes to undressing to touching each other naked and then benis in bagina
>Do girls actually cum or is that watery stuff piss?
it has been scientifically proven to be piss, although some girls legitimately squirt when they cum, it's just that they're pissing themselves
>What is it like to lick out vagina and ass?
it's ok as long as the girl has good hygiene, otherwise the vagina stinks and you might be licking shit
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>>35866283
On one hand, this is really funny.
On the other hand, GET OFF MY BOARD NORMAN REEEEEE
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>>35878661
once you are 40 and look 25 you'll be glad
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>>35867452
He's on youtube talking somewhere, and on various porn websites.
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>>35878272
>What did I do to deserve this?
you're lazy
>>
It's pretty accurate to normie sex, but I definitely enjoy fingering her, spanking her, hair pulling, sucking/nibbling on her tits, choking her a bit, and making her suck on my fingers. She usually blows me before we have sex too, and licks my nutsack which feels amazing. She doesn't mind if I push her head down and gag her a bit when she's blowing me either, which feels great.
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>>35869069
deal with it nerd

origami
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>>35870597
damn
(You)'s one bitter rostie, stay bent

>the freshman 15
>birthcontrol
>lack of physical activity
>its real, girls blow up like the Hindenburg
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>>35877398
I'm not a manlet tho

I'm sure a 4" rom is easy tho
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>>35865876
i had segz once
she was too heavy to do the second position
my thrusts were a lot more spastic than his
otherwise yeah pretty accurate
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>>35865876
Depends, my gf and I love foreplay (69 is fucking great) and passionate missionary

Doggystyle is fun to watch but it's overrated, but maybe because most of the girls I fucked made the fucking turtle pose or some shit, it wasn't enjoyable at all
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>>35866356
Man I never had any problems for getting my dick sucked

Anal is a whole different thin though
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>>35866356
>>35883151
this guy gets it. getting head is easy. getting GOOD head is next to impossible unless it's a dude or a complete slut.
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>>35866283
kek my gf does this too sometimes when we're doing it on our sides, but she refers to it as the egg position
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>past friend asked if I was a virgin in an attempt to refute my argument yesterday
I thought people grow out of that past highschool.
It also baffled me that having basic human decency and compassion is "a virgin thing".
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>>35866205
It's cause she's chubby isn't it, don't lie now it's ok you're anonymous
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>>35880737

>When girl gets penetrated does she actually do that crying stuff like in porn?

None that I've been with have.


>Do girls like to swallow cum?

By and large, no.


>How often do normalfags in a relationship have sex with their partner?

That depends a lot on how long they've been together. Generally speaking, sex becomes less frequent as time goes by. It also depends on the libidos of the people in question, of course.


>How much foreplay is before sex? Do they just kiss then get to it?

That varies a LOT from couple to couple. Some people will get right to it as soon as they're naked, others will spend as much time on foreplay as they do on intercourse. I personally prefer to get my partners off at least twice before going for PiV.


>Do girls actually cum or is that watery stuff piss?

Never been with a squirter, so couldn't tell you.


>What is it like to lick out vagina and ass?

Never eaten an ass out so I can't comment on that. The taste of vag varies from girl to girl, but I've never had my mouth on one that tasted really bad. Either way, it's worth it. If you get good a cunnilingus, you've got a lot of leverage in bed that you otherwise might not.
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>>35883701
there is something reddit about this post
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>>35880737
>When girl gets penetrated does she actually do that crying stuff like in porn?
No, the only time that happened it's when I penetrated her in missionary position with her legs on my shoulders, since I got a pretty big dick it hurted her to go so deep

>Do girls like to swallow cum?
My gf does it a few times, like when we want to be discret in a friend's house after a party or "big" occasions. But most of the time she spit it
Most girls don't really like I think, when I was 20 I fucked a 34 year old girl, she liked giving head but she didn't swallowed

>How often do normalfags in a relationship have sex with their partner?

Depends, the first few months with my gf I could barely see her except 2 or 3 times in a month, so we fucked like 3-4 times a day
We're pretty good with each other and now 3 years later I fuck her like everyday or at least every 2-3 days
Some girls I know are with their bf like for the same amount of time, and they fuck like 2 times in a month

>How much foreplay is before sex? Do they just kiss then get to it?

For me foreplay is the best thing in sex, I like to lick pussy so generally I'm rewarded with awesome blowjobs, I don't like to fuck a girl if she doesn't take pleasure or if she isn't wait because it can hurt you both

>Do girls actually cum or is that watery stuff piss?

You mean squirt ? I don't know, vaginas aren't like dicks, pee doesn't come out the same way. And for cum itself, girls I've been with could only come with stimulation of the clitoris, I made them come a few times with penetration, but it's actually rare

>What is it like to lick out vagina and ass?

I like to lick clean ass and clean pussy, it's pretty great when you made a girl come and she kisses you while your face is still wet
Never been with a girl that smelled bad or with poor hygiene, but protip : finger her and then smell your fingers when she don't look, that way you'll know

Ass tastes nothing, but I like the slutty vibe of it
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>>35871690
this guy gets it

you emotional pussies need to get the whole love thing out of your minds

it doesnt exist, you will just get played

you play them or they play you
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>>35874180
I pretty much don't watch porn because I get the same feels you do.

Even the hard core stuff - sometimes the performers will have a special connection - like you can tell both of them are feeling "yeah, that was awesome."
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>>35865876
>she will never look at you like that

curse my small dingus and overall beta nature
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Yep pretty accurate in my experience desu

originaialiial
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>>35865876
yes
>>35866185
>>35873996
no anons you ask if this was a realistic depiction, this would require those that have fuck to any level to answer the question.
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>tfw i tried doggie for the first time this morning

FEELS GOOOOD MANG
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No wonder we can't find this sluts videos anymore, looks like she removed them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1aow02oR3c
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>>35865876
I've had gfs before it's not always like that
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>>35886316
Funny thing about doggie style is that there are some girls who swear they'll never do it because it looks degrading. Then they finally try it for whatever reason and they kick themselves for not having tried it sooner.
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>>35869064
they seem like nice normies
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>>35886316

Was the big bear gentle on your behind?
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>>35866356
damn you have to be pretty gross physically I've done that all like 7 times and every time I'm able to convince a girl to at least let me stick a finger up her ass
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>Is this a realistic depiction of normie sex?

Obviously they're both above average and are showing off for the camera, but other than that yeah.

Although saying "a realistic depiction of sex" doesn't really mean much as every person/couple has very different styles and approaches to how sex goes down.
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>>35865876
>the league poster
gross
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>>35866356
>most of them wont go sucking your dick unless they are drunk, and don't even think about anal

I don't know where you live, but in my experience in the west that is absolutely not true by any means
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>>35869064
they seem like nice people
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>>35875718
Lol, no. I'm a guy who was a half-robot as a teen and became more normie later. Been with ~20 girls. Jackhammering was fun at first cause hey, getting laid. But after more experience I wanted something more than jackhammering. Best sex i've had was with good dirty-talkers.
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>>35865876
holy shit that looks like my mom when she was 16. pretty fucking close.
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>>35878706
>being a nostalgia faggot

ahahahahahahahahahah
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>>35877448
good beucase i want to do it
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Reminder that there are people that have sex (everyday).

Reeeeeeee I wish I was like these normies
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>>35870025
Not the anon, but I will take his side, for argument's sake.

I would say that copulating with someone else is much different than simply masturbation. They say that you feel a connection, or it is simply more pleasurable and fulfilling to copulate with an actual person.

I have known many girls who go after immature men rather than the mature one. The reason for this is simple: they are simply more exciting. I am fully convinced that a young women desires excitement in a relationship, since there is no need to yet settle down. When she gets older, however, she will then realize that her looks will not get her as far, since younger, prettier girls will have taken her place. Thus, she is forced to settle with someone stable, such as a beta provider.
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>>35866232
most girls like some dominance
most girls will blow you at least in the beginning
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>>35866742
Even when I had a steady person to fuck, I still jerked off.

Sex with someone you love is awesome generally
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>>35870562
You're trying to be sarcastic but what you said is unironically true. A woman can get a decent man ANY TIME. But they will not settle for decent. They only want Chad.
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>>35866387

>5-10 minutes of making out

Maybe cause I've never done it, but wouldn't that get boring in like 20 seconds?
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>>35886970
why do they like it so much?
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>>35890476
>but wouldn't that get boring in like 20 seconds?
depending on the person, you'd be surprised how long it can last
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>>35885031
>Depends, the first few months with my gf I could barely see her except 2 or 3 times in a month
C U C K
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>>35890506
getting dominated

like how ever other animal on the planet fucks
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>>35865876
Yeah this is basically how I do it but with more face fucking and I've got a big shoe fetish so there's a lot of that going on, my girlfriend is very submissive so the more I tear it up the more she'll do
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>>35866370
>my gf has bigger tits too
>nah, better get your own pair buddy

original tits or gtfo
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>>35866205
>m-m-my girlfriend has huge tits
>>35866370
>h-haha I can't prove it though
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>>35869279
Fat literally slows your development. Lose weight fatty. Then you would have TIME
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