AYYYYY MY BOYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!? PAY DAY! Post those

>>35918389
>425.40
BTW I'm a neet :^)

>>35918389
347.98
Krispy kreme doughnut dude

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>>35918389
heres my balance f a m

$0.0000000000000000000000001
>why was I muted? Reeeeeeee

>-5.35

Overspent on porn :( feelsbadman

>>35918389
about 7.5k in my checking and 8k in my savings

>>35918389
$42 jus bought some beer. Worth it

I have about 7000 dollars (canadian)

>>35918389
>just passed 10,000 mark

I feel like I'm going to make it

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-$101

i cant aford snacks or vidio games it makes me realy sad i dont like it

Got 150$ maybe , spent a lot on popov and protein powder. For the record you can't be a bot if you've ever had more than 2g in your account

>>35918389

got about 90k spread out between cash, stock and bitcoin

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>>35918389

>having that much money
>not putting it into an index fund or etf or something

Nisem stfu

3k. not horrible, not anything impressive either

I have $4000 right now but I lost my job last November and haven't gotten a new one yet. I don't really want to either...

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not doing too bad I don't think

>>35918623
Just because you're poor doesn't mean I don't have autism, Anon.

>>35918665
or growth stock mutual fundies..

>Having more than $20,000 in liquid assets
Enjoy going broke when the dollar crashes again

>>35918389
>-144$
Too poor to afford food, even if I got paid, most of it would be taken before I could use it.

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buying gf 50k

orriginal

>>35918777
I'm gonna put 4,000 into an IRA and another 4,000 into a mutual fund or an index. My grandfather is gonna help me out.

>>35918847
I could gold dig you if you'd like

>>35918847

no woman is worth 50g

>>35918847
Just buy a live-in prostitute so you know what you're getting.

>>35918847
I can pretend to be a girl, do you like feminine penis's?

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>>35918389
Got about $800 in my checkings account and about $1700 in my savings last time I checked. And about $150 in my wallet. All from drug dealing.

Not much, but pretty comfy.

5k in checking 22k in savings

over 600 in the red.
debt increases by 7 quid a day until I get it to 0
think I'm fucked

>>35918389
I've got 4k more than you OP

Keep up the good work mate

>>35918847
I'll be your girlfriend if you pay my debts. It's less than 20k too. Bargain for you.

>>35919036
>tfw it took me 3 months to save 3 grand when it used to take half that time.
Living on your own sucks.

>>35918861
no
>>35918881
i know
>>35918905
id like a healthy relationship. ive been with escorts.
>>35918962
no

also the buying gf thing was just a meme

$20k in the bank, $15k in the "oh shit, I need to fucking flee to Mexico right away" fund

how do people get money

financial advice thread? I'm a student with about 5k in chequing account, how much should I put into savings or wherever? theres about 4k of that money I never touch and it just rots in there. What should I do with it?

>>35918389
Comfy thread for some reason

Ayyyy lmao

>>35919156

working, mostly. some get lucky and find some through other means

I got 1k from wagecucking in a month until i got fired

Do debt since i graduated with tuition waver and i live with parents. Idk i should feel happy but i dont. I dont even feel happy when i spend it on food or video games.

>>35919179

5k in a savings account ain't gonna produce enough in dividends to really matter. 5k is honestly very little in today's world.

So in America(US) you get pay every friday? Interesting. I presume its 1/4 every friday.

>>35919262

every company is different. some are every two weeks, some are the 1st and the 15th of every month. very rarely you'll find one that's every friday

>>35919156
OP here. I work two jobs and try very hard to save. As a result I don't sleep as much as I'd like to and I deny myself certain luxuries. I make around $4000 per month I have maybe $1600 worth of bills/expenses. My only vice is pussy (the legalized kind, which requires dinner and stuff) and that stuff is VERY expensive.

buying gf $5

orriginal

>>35919179
Put that 4K into a savings account to get a small pittance of interest and start to build an emergency fund. It's good to be able to live on your savings for 3 to 6 months.

Build an emergency fund, pay off any debts with 3% interest or higher, then you can think about investing.

>>35919281
get out normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x(

>>35918389
oh wow -500 here
wow didnt know i was the weakest fuck here

>>35918389
Around 10k USD

Grandma throws money at me

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>>35918389
>tfw neet
>had $30 in the bank
>was going to spend it on vidya but debit card keeps getting rejected
>go to atm to check balance
>its all gone
not sure if the bank is charging me for someshit or if one of the sites i put my debit card into scammed me, where the fuck did my money go

have about 6 sticks left. still a loser.

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>>35918448
>spent on porn

>>35919530

probably a fee from your bank. there are two types of checking accounts at my credit union. one charges you a fee if you don't keep $500 in it at all times, the other one charges a fee if you don't get a direct deposit into it once a month. should probably check yours so you don't get fucked again.

>>35919281
Requesting a breakdown of your pussy hunting expenses.

>>35919763
Nice-ish restaurants average about $30 per person (this is average, I did get a blowjob after taking a girl to Taco Bell once).
Many of these girls live out of town so travel expenses range about $30 per week (also average, there are a few girls I've seen who live a few minutes away).
Gifts. I was very unlucky and picked up this habit before the holidays. Also many of the girls I was seeing had birthdays coming up. The gifts reflected the quality of the girl (the most I spent was $200).
Condoms are $5 for a three-pack. I go through maybe five packs a month if I'm feeling lucky.

It's not that much I guess.

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>tfw rich robot NEET
>Still a KHV

JUST. And I live in cuckmerica so prostitutes are out of the question unless I want to go to jail.

>>35919862
where do you meet these girls, friend? I have funds to travel and spend, also not terrible looking. I just have no idea how to meet girls.

>>35919982
Internet. I am lucky enough to live near a giant metropolis (NYC) so I think the dating pool is incredibly large, particularly when it comes to international women (which I have had the most luck with by far). I also tend to attract college students. However, beautiful white women in my age-group (26) are a huge challenge for me.

dfbump

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current (checking) account and savings and investments are not with same bank, so can't take one sweet screenshot of my portfolio

>checking
2.5k
>saving
11k

>>35918847
Can I get like $2,000 I will literally do anything. I'm not a girl or a trap.

>>35918389

>2600usd

Just paid all my bills so I guess it could suck more. I'm soon to get a job that pays 91k. Anyone who doesn't think money can buy happiness hasn't lived within one car breakdown of going completely broke.

>>35919924

send me 50k senpai

>not getting a passport and a plane ticket to Amsterdam and having a fucking ball for a week

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>>35919924
Anon can I please have some of that money. I'm a KHV NEET as well but I'm having no luck making money and my dad says if I don't start paying rent soon he's going to throw me out. Mom died a few years ago so she isn't around to protect me anymore.

Please anon....

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tasukete onegai

>>35920570
Kill yourself ebeggar

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im a fucking degenerate that spends all of my money on drugs let this pain end

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FUCKING NORMIES, IF YOU ARE NOT IN DEBT YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE SCUM AND YOU NEED TO GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE.
>Money Doesn't Buy Happiness
FUCK YOU

>>35918665
Funds are a scam.
Stocks are a risk.
I dont think its worth it if you dont have a real big amount of money to feel a change. Having a decent income and controll over your money and use money smart is more worth than muh funds.

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>tfw no rich bot who is feeling like being nice and handing me $2,500 to fix all my problems

>tfw normies and faggots and roasties get rich every day out of pure luck and im broke with nothing

>>35920570
Jump off a bridge. Wow ok r9k doesn't think that's fucking original well ok I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING ORIGINAL! Post some racist shit on facebook, walk to your local hood, get fucking gangraped to death by bubbah and his hoodlums you worthless sack of shit.

Mom gave me 18 dollars today, does it count?

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Not a crazy amount but this isn't my main account

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These threads always make me feel just a lil bit better about myself

>spent all my money on a vive

Any generous robots want to fund my food project? I'm broke, but I'd like to not to have to worry about food for a really long time. So I want to buy a lot of non-perishable food I can store and use when I need it. I was thinking of the following:

>couple hundred pounds of rice

>couple hundred pounds of pinto beans

>spice rack

>crock pot

>rice cooker

My estimates so far tell me I'd need around $300 to make this happen. Anyone feel like being nice?

$6,000 saving. Had 10,000 3 years ago and ive worked full time since. Dont become and alcoholic drug using protien eating club retard anons, its not worth it

>>35920883
>protien eating
are you trying to say you sucked dick?

>>35920783
Sorry Anon but no. I don't even support my favorite YouTube's though patron because I'm a cheap ass.

Just be a pan handler.

>>35919179
1 - put it in a savings account to be used as an emergency buffer
2 - when you have more money, throw it into a vanguard index fund
3 - im not sure how the american system works or if you're from some other country, but make sure to take advantage of any tax-deductible retirement plans your country has

>>35918389
Do you get paid weekly?

Monthly pay fag here

>>35921042
One job weekly, another job bi-weekly.

I know this isn't /biz/ but can any robots give me advice on how to get an easy job? I'm not having much luck, the last job I had I thought would be easy but I got fired from it. Here's my situation.

>no car
>fat
>two jobs in history, four days at walmart and about 5 weeks at a casino as a porter
>no references
>not female
>too anxious to interact with customers beyond showing them where stuff is
>too anxious to handle money or work as a cashier


I live in Las Vegas if that helps, but I'd really appreciate any advice on robot friendly jobs and how to get one.

>>35921080
How many hours you work on average per week then

>1173 untill 25th
>All bills paid
>60,000 in savings
>300 in another savings

Can't complain anon

>>35921167
if you're not ugly, whore yourself on craigslist.

>>35921295
On average, around 50. Sometimes more, sometimes less.

>"robots" having this much saved up
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT

>>35921348
I said I was fat, that pretty much closes the door on me being able to whore myself. Plus guys are a dime a dozen, no one pays guys for sex.

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that feeling when no friend who is a girl

>>35921508
Holy fuck, how did you acquire so much money?

Would you feel like giving me $2,000?

>>35921167

Lie into some cashier job, youll get over the fear quickly and itll become boring

>>35921508
fuck me I'll be your girly-friend. I'm not a girl but we can pretend. I'll learn to do makeup well. please anon I'm so poor.

>>35921352
That's alot anon.

How much paid per week after tax

25k cash
7k stock
10k car

was meant to inherit 600k but its now in trust and i dont know if ill ever get anything lol

>>35921869
the weekly job I get $680. the non-weekly I get between $400 and $600 depending on how many shifts I get. I work in digital media.

>>35921508
Are you looking for an 18 year old sugar baby who is a conventionally attractive biological female? Because I can be that for you. :)

>having money

time to leave, normies

>>35921962
I'm only attracted to overweight girls, so no

>>35921962
Try standing on a downtown street corner at 1am you fucking whore

>>35922001
Are you attracted to helping your fellow robots fund their food projects?

14400 Eurobux (~15500 USD)
How can a wagecuck post at this time, is he on lunch break you may ask - no, I took the day off.

>>35922001
But I sing!

>>35922006
Mate, do you remember what site you're on? Stop acting better than me, you're human scum too. I just got lucky with what I was given.

>>35922076
>girl
>lucky

enjoy the bleeding and getting pregnant and being useless trash at 26

>>35922076
>he's on 4chan so he must be a degenerate like me

Keep telling yourself that, whore.

>>35922076
People who try to play the woman-card on an anonymous piss bottle forum without even posting tits are lower than that.

>$3408.13
Eh, not bad considering I'm a wageslave and only started saving at the beginning of the year with like a grand or so to boot - and $700/mo rent.

>>35918389
-$1700 in credit card debt. Been a NEET for 6 months. I'll pay it off this spring. I have two interviews this weekend.

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AAAAHHHH, I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG

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>>35922863
Aw thanks a lot my friend