ITT things your parents do that disgust you >dad just cuts

grow up kid, underage ban on the way

>>35932606
>not being a helpless NEET dependent on your parents to live

Get the fuck out

>>35932579
my mom talks to my dog like a baby and it upsets me

>>35932705
I think that's fairly normal. Lots of people do that. But a 60 year old woman baby talking with her husband makes my blood boil. It makes me want to slap the shit out of her.

>>35932705
Any dog expert will tell you that shit is bad for the dog

Baby talk is pretty horrible all around

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>>35932760
>Any dog expert will tell you that shit is bad for the dog
Interesting. How does it affect the dog

>>35932788
It makes them feel insecure
And they are less likely to take you seriously

I've always just talked to dogs normally. And the dogs i grew up with were pretty smart. They could understand normal conversation pretty well

>>35932873
Some people say it's okay for puppies, though. Though, I disagree with baby talk. Some people say it's okay for human babies, but a lot of people think it's stupid as well

>>35932579
>>dad just cuts a piece of pie, picks it up with his hand, and eats it like a fucking ape, he can't even be bothered to put it on a plate and use a fork like a civilized human

this is hilarious

>>35932935
It might be okay with puppies and human babies as long you don't go full retard with it, which i find a lot of stupid cunts do

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>dad jerks to cuck porn
>mom broke up with dad for 7 months and is now back together

P gross imo

>>35932873
>It makes them feel insecure

OP here. As I mentioned, my mom always baby talks with my dad and it fucking grosses me out. But also I have been very uncomfortable around them and insecure all my life. Could this be related.

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>not enjoying your fathers farts along with your own

Its like you havent lived

>>35933206
Your mom has been BLACKED and your dad jerks to the thought of it.

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Not my parents (Although I could make a book about that) but my sister
>Get Dairy Queen/Orange Julius
>Sister lets her puppy who eats cat shit lick icecream off her spoon
>Sister sucks some of her smoothie into a straw and lets her dog lick it out of the straw, slobbering half the straw in the process
>Dog already shits everywhere, shits diarrhea everywhere the next day
>She knows it makes her shit diarrhea and still does it
>Mfw

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>>35933507
What the fuck is wrong with normies

How am I from the same planet as these people

>>35933702
You're asking me. Me and my Dad are identical, yet somehow my Mom and two sisters are Stacies on fucking steroids, I don't know how I share any genetics with the women in my family, they're like California blonde beach girls yet my Dad is a Grand Wizard and I'm the goblin in the basement. I'm only half brother to both of them so it makes a bit of sense

>>35933828
Your dad had sex so he can't be a wizard. Just a failed normie at best

>>35933828
Don't feel too bad anon. It's much easier for women to be attractive than it is for men to be attractive. This is partly due to genetics and of course partly due to makeup and the fact that all women have to do is not eat too much and stay skinny.

You'll notice that there is a hugely uneven ratio of hot Stacies to handsome Chads.

>>35932948
It's a sign of the decline of western culture. Nobody even cares anymore. We're just animals.

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>dad just cuts a piece of pie, picks it up with his hand, and eats it like a fucking ape, he can't even be bothered to put it on a plate and use a fork like a civilized human

I want to meet that Dad (;

>>35932579
Depends on the pie. I'll eat pumpkin like that but no other pie. Then again I don't really like eating other pies.