LONG AGO, I

>>35932363
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>>35932363
LONG AGO ON A DISTANT BOARD, I , MOOT, the loli MASTER of cuckoldry, unleashed an unspeakable faggotry! But a FOOLISH australian wielding a magic shitpost stepped forth to oppose me! Before the final reply was struck, I tore open a portal to stormfront and flung 4chan into the future where my faggotry is LAW! Now the fool wishes to return to the past and undo the future that is HIRO!

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Long ago in a distant land,

I, Bane, the plane-crashing Master of Darkness, unleashed a necessary evil!

But a foolish agency warrior wielding a magic belt stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a hole in his plane and flung him into Gotham, where my reckoning is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the plane, and undo the future that is Bane!

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Chloe, the food cooling fridge of freshness, unleashed an unspeakable defrost.

But a foolish mexican valet wielding a magic face of disgust stepped forth to oppose me.

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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, GERMANY, the bullprepping master of cuckoldry, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE UNION. But, a FOOLISH anonymous image board worshipping a magic frog stepped forth to opposed me! Before the final digit was struck, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL to syria and FLUNG them into the future where islam is LAW. Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is EU!

TWOAH

>>35934171
This is the best I've seen

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Long ago in a distant casting couch...
I, Tyrone, the long dicked porn star of blackness unleashed an unspeakable load!
When a foolish cuck, wielding a small penis, stepped forth to oppose me.
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Now the white boi seeks to return to his chick and undo the video that is jygaboo

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Schlomo, the shape shifting master of jewish trickery, unleashed an unspeakable evil . But a foolish german warrior wielding a magic army of aryans stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final shoah was struck, I tore open a portal in time and space, and flung him into the future south america where my brainwashing is law. Now the goy seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is HEBREW.

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I, OP, THE FAGGOT
UNLEASHED A TERRIBLE THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-YOZ_dY0g

I can't believe this vid is still up