Having a child is like replaying an RPG you already beat with

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>You know what stats you should put points in, what perks are good and what choices you should avoid,

>>35932476
>look at your character sheet
>do the fucking opposite

simple

>>35932435
We're so bad at this game that we don't feel like playing a second time. It's like girls trying Street fighter for the first time and getting rekt. They won't touch that shit again.

>>35932435
>Starts building Godlike Mini-me knowing where to put stats and how to properly train
>New meta
>Can't restart

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>>35932435
overpopulation is the greatest and most pressing existential threat to humanity. I would be in favor of adopting a kid though.

>allocate stats correctly
>level up correct skill trees
>newly made character is an NPC.

>>35932435
Yea, and I'll hate my kid for having a better life than I had

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fox~ check out this fox I made~

Having a child implies having sex. Which I've been trying to do all my life with no results.

>>35932794
You have to realize that overpopulation is in vacuums with third world countries being the source of most of it, if you live in India or some African shithole then yeah you should probably just adopt but in first world countries it's not at all a real problem and in some like Japan there's an underpopulation problem.

Soulcal is fucking garbage

>Use meter to parry
>Tekken mechanics made even more obtuse for no reason

naw

I question if my being as much of a failure and a virgin is a good thing, I think like my old man I'm too emotionally unstable and would probably abuse my child in anger, I question though is emotional instability a result of my fathers abuse? maybe instead he saw it in me, that i was like him and that he needed to end it but didn't have the will to straight up murder me, I wonder.

>>35932435
It's not like replaying. it's yet another choice within the RPG you are currently playing

>>35933369
t. brainlet

stick to 2d mashing games lad

>>35932435
That pic is surprisingly accurate.

>>35933608
Bet you don't even Virtua Fighter you pleb

>>35932435
>implying anyone can beat this rpg game of life

I'd like a child but I don't have access to a womb

>>35934544
If you were a single unmarried woman you could go to a sperm bank. But all men are considered pedophiles so you can't even adopt.

>>35932435
Having a kid requires money, which I don't have, a good home, my apartment and neighborhood is no place for a kid to live, a partner willing to raise the kid with you who loves you and you love back, something many of us don't have. The creation of the kid is the rolling of a dice with infinitely many sides.

>>35932435
>skull girls
>some deviantart looking POS

>>35932435
>Tekken at the top
Lol

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>>35932435
> skullgirls
> liking turn based fighting games

>>35932435
Is this the oldest meme ever in history?