does anybody know where to buy those things to shock yourself

>>39243023
you mean like a training collar for dogs? people will notice it, wait till winter and wear a scarf
you have to constantly be holding the remote for it to work. there's no such thing as a mind-reading machine

>>39243370
not a collar really but something i can shock myself with

>>39243381
Yes anon a training collar that does electric shocks with a remote. What more do you want?

>>39243023
>>39243381
fly zapper
just grab it and press the button

alternatively: toaster in the bathtub

>>39243023
Yeah you remember those gag electric-shock gum toys from when you were a kid?
Get one of those. They should be cheap, and they're certified stealth

hi fellow tranny