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You hit the GYM HARD, while CHAD eats PIZZA.
Girls look at your gymcel body and they think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
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>>39255895
Lol cause working out is fun. Keep letting Chad fuck your oneitis though, dude. I'll keep enjoying myself in the gym and my new confidence. Cuck.
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>>39255895
P is for priceless, the look upon your faces.
E is for extinction, all your puny races.
R for revolution which will be televised.
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise.
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song.
C is for completion that I've waited for so long.
T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow.
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That's some very homosexual Chad fanfic.
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>>39255895
>GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE
I was a skinnyfat manlet with a weak face during all my childhood and well into my teens, then I turned into a tall wide shouldered man with a strong jaw. Just believe in yourself.
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>>39255895
gymcels
>bench 2-3 pl8
>squat 4-5 pl8
>deadlifto 3-4 pl8
>lonely
>filled with a lifetime of searing hot rage
chad
>does light workouts
>eats pizza
>has never experienced primal rage
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