Hello NEETfags! How's your day been? Just waking up, seriously? Here you are just waking up and I have already had a productive, fulfilling day. Watched the sun rise over the lake while working, then proceeded to spend a few hours basking in the sun and improving my body and mine with honest work. Hard to believe I get paid so well for exercising and socializing with my co-worker buddies. The day just flew by with the fun and joking, and I made over $100 in the process. Big plans today? Oh, more jerking off and shit anime? I'm going to go play basketball at the gym until it's time to pick up my girlfriend from work and have a delicious dinner cooked for me. If you had a car and weren't in such utterly pathetic physical shape you could join me! It's okay, why don't you and your girlfriend join us for dinner? Single? What a shame. Well surely your boring monotonous day won't be that terrible, just try to get to bed for 4am, as you know it'll take at least an hour of dwelling on your miserable existence before you can fall asleep. Maybe next year things will be different NEETfag :)
>>39259675
If you have a girlfriend, you don't belong on this board. Please leave.
You know it's funny when I was a wagecuck my schitzo brain kept telling me I was like homer simpson and I wasn't but it was almost mocking me with that. Clock in, do shitty job, clock out, go home and drink beer or some otehr hedonistic activity, that's all most peopel do with their lives and they hate them.
>>39259704
Homer's a nuclear scientist though and makes a ton of cash.
>>39259704
You must've had a shitty job. Maybe if you axtuay tried or had a small amount of talent you could get a good one. Or maybe your malformed social skills are what make work so unbearable for you.
>>39259702
Make me NEETbitch? How is it being a virgin and having the State be your daddy?
>>39259675
>How's your day been? Just waking up, seriously?
I got up at the crack of dawn and had a wonderful day pottering around in the garden thank you very much.
Now I'm eating a delicious omelette cooked by mummy using chillis from my own garden.
>>39260186
She must be so proud, having a son who's time is so worthless he can make an entire day out of watering a few roses, maybe spreading a little manure.
I bet all the bitches wanna get stuck with your thorn.
What are you hiding behind that rude and abrasive personality?
>claims to be productive member of society
>still needs to go the the most loser ridden board of this loser website to feel better about himself by comparison
damn
i'm just like you except instead of belittling others i'd rather encourage them. looks like you've sipped too much cancer from this website and it's made you a wretched person
oh wait, you're just trolling
>>39259675
>California minimum wage
lol
>>39260186
Do you have a pet pigeon by any chance?are you milf
>>39259675
shhhhhhhh
I haven't had my coffee yet.
>>39260398
I'm like a little caretaker who looks after the property on my parents behalf, beats getting up before the sun has risen for wagecucking anyway.
>haha look at me i have a gf and a job and a car!
so, you're actually bragging about having things that basically every normal person in the first world has?
"look at me i'm breathing air! haha you fucking losers lmao"
>>39260501
No but there racer pigeons around here that sometimes stop for a rest in the garden (got tags around their feet).
>>39259675
>tfw I can sleep whenever because I dont work until 8pm
>>39260529
but there are racer pigeons*
>>39260398
I'm more environmentally friendly than you.
$100 a day is poverty, that's how you can tell this story is bs.