Am I ready to fuck bitches?

I've got some news for you
The bitch is you
And you fucked yourself

>>36179836
Is it the hair?

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Oh you're more than ready

what do you want in life?
origano

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Go /b/ack to >>>/soc/ and stay there.

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>>36179836
>implying anyone has the free agency to fuck themselves

What is hard-determinism?

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I think I'm more prepared now.

sorry bro flip phones are out
you need an iphone 6 plus ipad or more to text girls
and facetime

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>>36179817
Anon hears the truth
Scared, he asks, "is it the hair?"
Poor fool's a lost cause!

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>>36179940
Oh, sorry, for a moment I thought this was still 2008.

Hmmm. Guy here. You can definitely get a girl.

Ditch the beard or make it more refined. Hair should be somewhat less messy than first pic.

Anytime you're in the presence of girls, smile at least a tiny bit.

Public Appearance is a monumentally huge thing with girls. It's like refining your Customer Service self at a job.

Oh and of course lift more.

It's a lot of bullshit to get a girl these days but there ya go.

>>36180012
orrrr.....
find someone who isn't a retard and who you really connect with and understand
doing all the things you said is for finding mindless bitches

>>36179817
If by bitches you mean females dogs then
Yes

>>36179926
Dude, you look worse in that pic. How fat are you?

Why do you live in an office?

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>>36179817
are u reddy to fug bishes noaw

>>36179926
textbook skinnyfat right here

>>36180999
>skinnyfat

Uh, he's just fat now. Willing to bet he weighs at least 230 pounds.

>>36179817
Your hair is a mess and your eyes are totally mental and you call women bithches looking like that so I doubt you get to fuck anyone.

>>36179817
you and evan breen would be good friends

also A/S/L

https://www.youtube.com/user/evan69breen

you both barely have any weight to lose.

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Life is funny

>>36179817
The most basic of them, but yeah. Impregnate them all.