Go hug your sibling and post results in this thread!

She said to sage your thread

>>36206437
>>36206455
Rude. Go hug your imoutos and also headpat them!

Every day I wake up I will always be and only child

>>36207461
Sad! Impregnate your mom then

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But onii-chan just left for work

>>36208146
Then wait like a good girl (male) and give him a kissu and a hug when he comes back

>>36207461
iktfb. I bet I would have turned out better if I had a stacy sister to mentor me.

I just hugged my r9k imouto gf (male) and she made a cute squeak in her sleep
tfw literally living the r9k meme dream

>>36208016
Can't
>>36208292
I wanted little siblings

I always wanted to read through these threads but the tripfag shit with those fake stories really put me off.

>>36209703
Yea that kinda made reading back through the archives kinda useless unless you want bearguy or the ones who posted a few times and fell off the Earth

>>36208467
That's not my dream faggot.

>tfw I'm an older sister to a younger brother

Its kind of weird, honestly. We have absolutely nothing in common and also he still lives with our parents, but I live over 2000 miles away with my wife. I just don't know if I'll ever connect with him honestly

>>36209775
Is pat still around? I liked his fake stories the most.

>>36209852
He hasn't posted in weeks, I kinda miss him

Completely unrelated, anyone grinding these new loot boxes?
my McMain and Tracer got great skins, I need them[/spoiler

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>mfw sorta often slept in my brother's bed with him until I was 20

i have a severe panic attack disorder. nothing lewd ever happened tho

>>36210222
Did you cuddle with him or did you sleep apart?

>>36210255
Usually just sobbed while grabbing his arm and half the time I'd calm down and go back to my own bed but other times I'd just wake up either really close of actually in an awkward snuggle position.

He was protective bro so he was cool with it

>>36209953
The Mercy skin makes me a little hard. The new D.va highlight intro is top tier too.

>>36206424
He lives in another city, I am not gonna drive 2 hours in rush hour to hug him

>>36209839
But anon how can you be his sister if you are a guy?

>>36210724
Friendly reminder that you're breaking global rule 7, friendo.

>>36210697
>The Mercy skin makes me a little hard.
Not gonna ask, you do you
>The new D.va highlight intro is top tier too.
Yea, too bad I don't play her because she a shit

>>36211019
I really hate Kaplan for allowing D.va to become so useless. She needed a nerf but not one that put her on the level that she is right now. Anything to do with Mercy is great, I would love to see that aryan beauty in a wheat field :^)

>>36211155
>I really hate Kaplan for allowing D.va to become so useless. She needed a nerf but not one that put her on the level that she is right now.
I feel like Blizzard only knows extremes in terms of buffs/nerfs, no such thing as a middle ground like Siege. Soldier's either the most used DPS or second least only to sombra
>Anything to do with Mercy is great, I would love to see that aryan beauty in a wheat field :^)
Guys liking big titted aryans is a thing? Knew it

>sibling thread turned into overwatch thread

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Here's what you do...

Hug your sibling's face with a pillow

>>36211269
I feel like that would hurt them

>>36211269
This is a terrible meme stop posting it in every thread you see

My little sister always tries to hug me on my days off after she returns from the school.

>>36211710
sisters love hugs why do you have a problem with this?

>crash in my brother's bed at like 9:30
>it's some random time in the night
>he slides into bed and I wake up
>ignore him and pretend I'm still asleep hoping he lets me stay
>I now have an arm between my boobs and a guy basically laying on my back
>I couldn't stop smiling
>go back to sleep in my brother's arms
>it was best the sleep of my life until he woke me up at around 6:30 so I could go back to my bed

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>>36209839
>I'm an older sister
>I live over 2000 miles away with my wife

>>36211865
She has some synthetic scent(Dyes?) on her after the school. I really don't like that scent.

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>>36211973
how can you deny imouto hugs over just that?

>>36209688
Then make your dad impregnate you or your mother, Laura

>>36210734
>>36211970
Lesbians are a thing you know

Bump for siblings getting the hugs they deserve

>>36211902
Are you the girl from ~2 days ago?

>>36213678
Why do you call yourself deer guy? Are you that faggot Anal under another name?

>>36213746
I've bounced off a couple cars in my life, Laura referred to me as "deer guy," and the name kind of stuck.
Why do you hate Uncle Anal?

>>36213845
The stupid cuck shits up these threads with his fucking attention whoring shit. At least Laura tried to fuck her Dad. Anal is just some old fuck who thinks he's some hot shit or something

>>36213845
Not him, but I don't even get why he posts with a trip anyway. He doesn't post anything that involves his family, and the trip obviously only draws attention and adds nothing.

>>36213910
He posted about kissing his sister once

>>36213894
A. He's not a cuck
B. What about me? How am I any better?

>>36213985
Yeah, no doubt many have kissed their sisters, but there is no reason for him to trip.

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>>36213985
>He's not a cuck
Yeah, ok

>>36214014
Is there a reason for me to trip?

>>36214074
I can't answer for him, but I'm fairly certain he's never watched his wife have sex with another man. So, he's not a cuck.

>>36214148
Tell me, what do you think is the purpose of a trip?

>>36214148
Doesn't matter. He's obviously in, what, his 40s or 50s? And his wife won't fuck him? He takes care of another guy's kids? Fuck, he let himself get dupped by that one trip pretending to be a grill

>>36214208
>Doesn't matter
The one thing that makes someone a cuck doesn't matter? Are you on drugs or just stupid?

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>>36214260
>One cuck defending another one

Pitiful

>>36214300
Deflecting from the facts again? Why not admit you're wrong and move on?

>>36214260
>his wife won't fuck him
>implying she isn't taking dick on the side
>he takes care of another guy's kids

I'm sure he's the envy of every man on the planet

>>36214332
I lay out why, and you ignore the facts.

Who's the one ignoring reality now?

>>36214333
>his wife won't fuck him
And?

>implying she isn't taking dick on the side
>implying

>he takes care of another guy's kids
And? He already told the story of why he's doing it.

None of these things make someone a cuck

>>36214370
See above. Unless you can prove he watches his wife have sex with other men, you can't say he's a cuck.

>>36214415
>why he's doing it
Because he's a cuck. Seriously, why are you even defending him? The very existence of his kind is making everything worse for everyone else.

>>36214415
Why do you feel so compelled to defend this pizza buying cuck? Are you sure you're not him tripping with a new name?

>>36214447
>why are you even defending him
>>36214459
>Why do you feel so compelled to defend this pizza buying cuck

Because, by definition, he's not a cuck, so you're wrong. He may not live the best life, but I think he's an alright guy
Also sadly I legitimately have nothing better to do at the moment

>>36214538
So you're going to split hairs over the definition of a word because you're bored? Next, you'll tell us that a little bitch is a small dog? Or a huge faggot is a gigantic bundle of sticks? Fuck isn't just a person with a cuckold fetish. It's any male who is beta enough to allow thier life to be trampled over by other people. I think that old fuck fits that definition perfectly

>>36206424
pushed me away.

>>36214632
My hair is very healthy and free of split ends, thank you very much.
And no it isn't, you're still wrong. Even if that was true, he runs his own life. If he didn't love his family, he would have left them long ago.
But feel free to keep feeding me more (You)s, I am fairly hungry

>>36214690
Did you remember to tell them you love them?

>>36214774

"Cuck" a weak, feckless, spineless, and decidedly pathetic specimen of manliness. It is a dirative of the term "Cuckold", which in turn comes from the now extinct Cuckoo Bird (known for laying its eggs in another bird's nest; kind of like how a cuckolded man lets another man screw his woman).

Straight from Urban dictionary. Or are you going to dispute a commonly accepted definition from a credible source too?

>>36214774
>If he didn't love his family
>implying he has a choice
Not only does he have "not the best life", it's terrible. Nobody else with even half a mind would trade places with him. But come on, why would his wife deny him sex if she wasn't getting any on the side? Especially with how common cheating is nowadays.

>>36214774
she doesnt love me.
no point

>>36214831
>Urban dictionary
>credible source
I don't have a face for this

>>36214833
Well he's doing better in life than I am, not sure if I'd trade though
There's lots of reasons for someone to not want to have sex, don't assume someone you know nothing about is cheating

>>36214872
All the more reason to tell her you love her, start fixing your relationship today

>>36214962
You really need to look up the definition.

>>36211226
overwatch is the shittiest garbage ever created. zero originality and shitty mechanics. fuck you

Internet cut out again, had to reset it and wait for it to reconnect to various servers

>>36214984
No I don't, you already posted it, it's not the real definition, and even if it was none of those accurately describe Anal

>>36215310
It is terrible, but it's not the worst thing ever

>>36211865

My sister is tsundere, so she doesn't like hugs

>>36215397
I'm not >>36214831 and you can choose to call it a fake definition or whatever, but if you did actually look it up, you'd find that it fits him just fine. Call it whatever you want, still doesn't change the truth.

>>36215457
>The dictionary doesn't have a definition, because "cuck" is shorthand for "cuckold," a word you might remember from high school Shakespeare. Merriam-Webster defines cuckold as "a man whose wife has sex with someone else."

So I got the "watching" part wrong, but there's still no proof that his wife is having sex with others, and no proof that he's a cuck.

>>36215602
Yes, well, you can't prove to a blind man that color exists, but that doesn't change a thing. All things done so far point to that. Also
>>36214831
>comes from the now extinct Cuckoo Bird (known for laying its eggs in another bird's nest; kind of like how a cuckolded man lets another man screw his woman)

>>36215721
There's nothing "pointing" to anything, you don't know anything about her.
Yes, the definition is similar, but Anal wouldn't "let" another person have sex with his wife. I'm sure if he found another man inside his wife, he'd put a few bullets in him.

These threads are so fucking stupid, kill yourself

>>36215805
>Anal wouldn't "let" another person have sex with his wife
Have you even read any of his posts? If anything, he'd enjoy it. You know, because he's a cuck.

>>36215829
I'm surprised that was original

>>36215852
Yet again, you revert back to "he's a cuck because I say he is." You have the burden of proof, and you'll never prove his wife is having sex with others, so give up already

>>36215935
It wouldn't be any different if I didn't say it. He's a cuck, end of story.

>>36215960
Yet again, you revert back to "he's a cuck because I say he is." You have the burden of proof, and you'll never prove his wife is having sex with others, so give up already

>>36206424
I hugged my imouto and she pulled me into her room to play vidya

>>36216090
Stop posting and kill yourself, child molester

>>36216119
You should take your own advice, attention whore.

>>36216133
I'll never stop posting, I'll never kill myself, but I might stop tripping if Pat and Anal start tripping again

>>36216202
That's unfortunate. I suppose one more shitposter won't change anything.

>>36216119
I could kill myself, but then how would I cuddle my imouto? And I will stop posting when these threads die

>>36216306
Looks like they're almost there

>>36216325
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I won't let these threads die off. I'll post a new one every day if I have to.

>>36216394
In which case I'll have to keep posting, Deer Guy

>>36216419
You'll get found out and imprisoned eventually

>>36216441
>loving your sister is a crime
>being a cuck isn't
Sure is a shitty world we live in.

>>36216464
He's doing sexual things with a 9 year old, illegal or frowned upon almost everywhere. And you still can't prove he's a cuck, so shut up about it already

>>36216499
>illegal
So is incest. And he'll never stop being a cuck.

>>36216499
Maybe he's Muslim. Mohammed was down with that

>>36216527
Incest laws vary.
Until you can provide proof, he'll never be a cuck

>>36216566
Yep, and laws can be changed. Isn't that great? It really is too bad though, since he has always been a cuck.

>>36216581
Nigga are you legitimately retarded? I can say my dick's 30 feet long all day every day, but unless I provide proof, nobody has any reason to believe it.

Prove
It

>>36216646
I don't care if you believe it. It doesn't matter if you don't.

>>36216668
Then it also doesn't matter if nobody agrees with you, right?

>>36216668
It doesn't matter if anyone believes it, it's not true and you can't prove it
I'll stop defending him when you prove his wife is cheating

>>36216680
I think we can all agree that the threads are better now that he doesn't post anymore

>>36216709
I disagree, proving you wrong once again

>>36216697
>it's not true
If you say so.

>>36216716
Look around nigga, you're in the minority on that. Everyone hates him

>>36216709
>the threads are better now that he doesn't post anymore
They really aren't, I wouldn't say there are worse, but they are a lot 'deader',
>>36216736
> Everyone hates him
>Just (You)
>Everyone

>>36216709
Well, I agree with that, but that doesn't have to be the case for everyone.

>>36216718
Same thing can be said about you saying it is true. You have the burden of proof, not me. You are the one that needs evidence in order to be right

>>36216736
I've seen at most 4 people that don't want him posting. Not actively defending him doesn't mean nobody wants him here

>Everyone hates him
Once again wrong, I don't hate him

>>36216709
>>36216736
>>36216787
Who the fuck are you guys talking about?

>>36216810
Beargguy I think, I don't remember

>>36216441
Well until that time comes, if it comes, I have no reason to leave these threads

>>36216709
literally what did he do that you don't like?

>>36217043
Disagreed with him, of course.

>>36217043
>Posts off topic shit
>Shills for attention
>Drumpfkin
>Furry

>>36217066
>>Drumpfkin
Oh fuck off, go to /pol/ if you want to argue that shit with him.

>>36216787
>>36216716
Post a straw poll. You'll see just how much we hate him

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>>36217100
Interesting that you can't contest the other three points

>>36217143
Pointing out one thing doesn't mean they can't argue with the others. Here, I'll do it for them

>Posts off topic shit
Everyone does, they were talking about overwatch earlier
>Furry
He rarely talks about it, and it doesn't affect anyone in the threads, so why get upset over it? Afraid you'll be converted into a furfag subconsciously?
>Shills for attention
In what way is he "shilling"?

>>36217269
All those things are just proof of how shitty these threads have become.

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This was a neat little concept for the first few threads but it becoming a daily thing is just stupid

>>36217269
>Everyone does
Yes, but they still try to remain on topic. He treats this place like a blog, and posts those stupid fucking text walls

>Furry
Seriously? You're defending furries now?

>In what way is he "shilling"?
See above, you moron

>>36217367
It's not daily m8, they usually stay up for a few days. Go complain about /britfeels/ threads

>>36217373
There's not been a single thread in this months-long string of threads where everyone actively tried to remain on-topic
>He treats this place like a blog
No he doesn't, and that's sort of what these threads are anyway
Anal being a furry doesn't affect me at all
See above what, retard? He's not "shilling" anything

>>36217482
Wow...And I thought Beargguy was dense

>>36217482
Seriously, why do you even have a trip on? Do you plan on replacing anal guy?

>>36217534
I think he IS Anal Guy

>>36217559
Doubt it, I recall some posts he made before he got the trip that were actually on topic, and while he had the trip as well. I'm pretty sure it was months ago so I could be remembering incorrectly.

>tfw my imouto is a whore who hangs around failed normalfags
When I was getting /aesthetic/ she would oddly touch my body or hug me when I would be shirtless in the morning. I'm not into Wincest or getting an STD so I didn't do anything except tell her to fucking stop. So no, I won't hug her.

>>36217482
/britfeels/ has been here since the beginning and doesn't have much of a topic, it's generally the same group of people.

This stupid shit has been here for a couple months and it's already old, let it die faggot

>>36217504
Another "deflect and hope he doesn't notice" tactic. Gonna need some proof to back up your words, buddy

>>36217534
Mostly to piss off the collective "Angry-chan," though he said he's fine with me tripping. If Pat and Anal start tripping again, I'll think about stopping

>>36217559
I'm not, I've been here since around the beginning and conversed with him in threads before, I don't have Story-chan's stamina for that kind of thing

>>36217606
So you do plan on replacing him. Good luck with Pat, if he ever comes back he'll have probably made no progress at all.

>>36217598
>my imouto is a whore who hangs around failed normalfags
Why did you let this happen?

>I'm not into Wincest
Nonsense, you just need a little a push.

>>36217602
I'm not letting these threads die

>>36217626
Nah, I could never replace him. I'd say I'm too young to be an uncle, but I already am an uncle. Actually, a newborn could be an aunt/uncle, isn't that weird?
If he starts tripping again and Pat doesn't, I'll keep tripping. Even if they both start tripping again, I might keep tripping.
I'm sure Pat's made some kind of progress by now, if he hasn't killed himself for some reason

>>36217766
Dub dubs confirm. Don't stop tripping

>>36217835
Wait a second, that's not Anal's tripcode. Are you tryna rustle ma jimmies?

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>>36217908
I forgot the password. Been a long week, sorry

>>36217936
Is your family alright? Are you alright?

>>36217988
No, to both, but not going to discuss it here

>>36217999
Hope whatever's wrong gets better, if it can. Stay strong, don't overwork yourself.

I just hugged my imouto and he hugged me back. Apparently we were both reading this thread! What are the odds!

I am my own imouto
;_;

>>36218138
>imouto
>he
Am confuse
You forgot to tell them you love them
Do you have any siblings?

>>36218226
No, anon. That's the joke. He hugged me back because I am a he and I hugged myself.

My crushing loneliness isn't entertaining to you? Actually it's probably better this way. I bet my brother/sister would be a dick, too.

>>36218254
>imouto
>younger sister
>female

Why would that be entertaining to me?

>>36210222
Why did you have a panic attack disorder? What caused it? were you graped?

Was it a little or a big brother? How old were you?

>>36206424
>tfw i can't hug my brother because he lives with my mom
Also i think he hates me.

>>36218330
Are you autistic? Don't answer this. No one likes an autistic liar.

>>36218351
>were you graped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI

>>36218391
I don't think I am
I meant the crushing loneliness part, not the incorrect nippo word part

No I won't hug my brother, that's gay

>have a totally normal loving relationship with sis

Am I allowed to be on this board anymore?

>>36218793
>loving
How loving?

>>36218793
Of course you are, nobody can stop you from posting. Keep her safe

I have a kind of embarassing story related to this, actually. I hope you don't mind it's not recent.

>be ~17
>have 14 year old brother
>brother going through puberty at maximum overdrive
>severe acne
>masturbates at least 3 times a day (he still thinks we couldn't tell, but yeah)
>his walls are full of yellowish marks, because he used to fap to his hands (no tissue) then tingle his hands towards the nearest wall
>our uncle and aunt are visiting and they will sleep at our place for a few days
>we only have room for my uncle, so my aunt will sleep in my room and my parents send me to sleep with my brother
>he is oblivious
>I come in with my pillow and tell him we are going to sleep together tonight
>are you serious?
>Yeah, make room.
>It's a small bed and we're cramped as it is.
>I reach to hug him good night and he puts his hand under my pajamas and starts groping me while making a move to kiss me (and he pressed his penis against my leg)
>I jump out of bed and I'm whispershouting "what the fuck, [anon] what are you doing"
>I rush to switch on the lights and he had pulled his boxers down and was sporting an erection and he was telling me woah, why did you freak out, I thought you wanted to sleep with me
>ewww grooooosss grooooooooossss (doubly so because pizza-face was my brother)

Anyway, I suck at greentext stories. We cleared up the misunderstanding and didn't tell anyone. That night was the most awkward in my life. After he thought I fell asleep he started masturbating right next to me very very slowly (to avoid making noise and waking me up) but I could hear his breath and feel his movement, and it was super awkward. After a quarter or so he came closer to my back (I was curled away from him) until he was touching me with his side and masturabted again. I felt violated for a month or so.

>>36218857
Sorry but I laughed. How's your relationship with him now?

>>36218974
We both live on our own in different sides of town, so we don't speak very much. Still kind of awkward sometimes but mostly indifferent.

>>36219046
Drop by and check on him once in a while, make sure he's doing okay

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>>36209839
>this could be my older sister in a few short years
Oh god please don't leave me

>>36219108
I don't want to anon. He was creepily rubbing my back with his shoulder while masturbating to the fucking wall. He was basically sighing in my ear while I was pretending to be asleep and hoping he will finish soon. Ickiness has irreversibly coloured our relationship.

>>36219162
I need to know what she's from

>>36219166
He's still your brother, you're supposed to take care of your family

>>36218857
That's horrible but also kinda hilarious, sorry Anon. But once more I am incredibly happy there's only girls in my family.

>>36219372
This would likely not help. I've had a female roommate come onto me pretty hard, because she thought I was a lesbian and into her.

People tell me I have a very sultry looking face and I look like I'm naughty and thinking about sex all the time, or like I'm flirting with them all the time, so they always make passes at me. But they're wrong, I'm actually very shy, socially inept and a pushover, it's not my fault my face is like whatever it is.

>>36219574
>tfw not born with a naturally lewd face
I mean I can see how it'd be awkward but even if I'm not into a girl I'd still prefer that over a guy aggressively coming onto me (or worse, my own brother).
But I am a lesbian so obviously pretty biased there.

Guys who's sister homo gay fag blah blah blah again. She started telling me about her friend who got a boyfriend but hasn't told her parents (friend is a really Catholic girl, goes to church on Sundays, modest, all the works. Whether or not your sister is a slut is based on her friends I'm convinced). She quickly clarified they weren't doing anything that her parents wouldn't like
With that the conversation sort of drifted towards her and she said the whole "guy like you" thing so this time I said she could do better than I guy like me. It got into a whole read between the lines back and forth and I shut it down there and tried to be sympathetic. She seemed upset so we just laid back down for a bit
>>36217936
Everyone's saying you don't fuck your wife but ain't you said that she just doesn't do anal?

>>36219666
yeah, ok, fair enough. My roommate was understanding, too. My worst experience was with a guy that escorted me home then tried to push his way inside, pressed himself against me and was calling me names, because he thought I would like that. I was really afraid that time, but I started tearing up and he let me go.

It's a destructive combination of being bullied in school with my face.

>>36219666
>Satan is a lesbian
I'm not even mildly surprised

>>36219840
She wants the D, Anon, Give it to her.
Or at least do the fake bf-gf meme thing, only thay you never stop and end up spending the rest of your lives together with lots of children.

I thought there were like 2 lesbians in these threads, how many are there?

>>36219840
It's been awhile, what were you and your sister's feelings towards each other?

>>36219871
B-but I'm supposed to be the one true Satan

I'm headed out, I'll be back tomorrow if I'm not dead

>>36219840
Guess I'll clarify, not that it'll silence the trolls.

We have sex. It's slowed down since she had cancer a few years back, but we do still have sex fairly regularly. Anal has been off the table for a while. Several reasons why that I won't discuss, but suffice to say that if I REALLY wanted to press this issue, we'd do it.

I'm at a point now where I've got so much stuff on a daily basis to handle, work and commute about 2/3 of my day, and with this past weeks disasters, sex is frankly not something that really is a priority for me. I'd rather get a solid 4 hours sleep than have sex most nights nowadays.

>>36219995
>how many are there
We're like ants, we leave a trail of pheromones for other lesbians so we can congregate easily.
Seriously though I'm not sure how many there are. There's Austrianon (yours truly) and that other girl and now Satan unless Satan was that other girl.
So, two or three?

>>36212128
>Lesbians are a thing you know
They're not but whatever

>>36219975
No
>>36219995
She's made it clear she wants something but I dont

>>36220455
Have you tried setting her up with one of your friends?

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Reminder of best girl, Misha

Spring time allergies blow

>>36221030
I don't know anyone I'd trust with her
the news about her friend having a bf sucks for me since I've always been a little sweet on her

>>36221624
What do you mean "trust her with"

As in you don't know that you'd trust them to be cool with her, or you wouldn't trust her to be cool with them?

>>36208016
hi wanna be best friends?

>>36221655
No one I'd trust to be good to her and no one I think she'd like

>>36220455
>I dont

Why not, anon?

>>36220093
Who's "that other girl"? I'm honestly really confused as I thought you were the only lesbian in the threads.

>>36222372
There was another girl who once posted something about fantasizing about her sister. I'm not sure if she was really lesbian though, I don't think she's posted again since then? At least I haven't seen anything.
I'm probably the only "regular" lesbian though, yeah.

>>36222529
How come you won't trip up so we can identify you easier?

>>36222529
Oh okay, I was worried that people still thought I was a lesbian because I used Lucy to portray my not-so-straight sexual desires.

tfw when I told myself I was going totally straight the other day and then whipped out a les-dom doujin earlier today

>>36222638
Like I said, don't give up on girls just because most of them are bitchy

>>36222277
She's my sister, I don't think her feelings are genuine and she's confused, and I'll repeat she can do a lot better

>>36222603
I don't know, I've never really tripped, and there seems to be more than enough tripfags around already.

>>36222638
Post it

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I've got a sibling story, never told anyone before

>have older sister
>when I'm about 11 (her about 14) or something she used to get me to massage her tits under her shirt
>sit on my lap while I'm playing runescape and gets me to rub her pussy with one hand, practicing french kissing on me etc
>this goes on for about a year

Now I have a fetish for sisters, I kick myself all the time because I hadn't gone through puberty yet, so I thought of it as more of a chore and a favour to her....

So I never got anything out of it myself, selfish bitch

I still consider myself a handholdless kissless virgin though

Was I technically abused or molested?

>>36222784
Pick a name. Put it in the name field. Immediately after it, put #, then put a password

Lez-chan#Pussy

>>36222784
Okay, it was "Bridge," written by Yoriu Mushi.

sorry if you don't like loli, a lot of their stuff is loli if you do though

>>36222928
I'm aware of how tripping works, it's just that I never felt the need to, and when I started going to 4chan tripfags had the worst reputation.

It's 1 am bit late for that.

>>36222812
>practicing french kissing on me
>kissless

>>36223054
Surely it doesn't count if it's your sister

I hardly even remember it

>>36223016
Thanks. I'm not hugely into loli but I do like domme stuff so I'll check it out.

>>36223046
It's 2am even, shocking.

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>>36206424
Just did it, my sister yelled out rape.

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>>36223111
You're right, of course. You can also "practice" sex as many times as you want, and still remain a virgin. Come on, she may be your sister, but she's still a woman.

>>36223164
I wish I didn't like loli. I feel like every other gross thing I like can just be chocked up to autism and being KHV up until recently, but stuff with portraying kids is hard to explain.

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>>36223196
So if kid gets molested and raped by someone they're technically a normie slut?

>>36222812
This is hot boi

>tfw no younger brother to rub my pussy when I was a horny 13 year old

>>36223234
Eh, I mean, it's not my cup of tea but I don't have any moral hang-ups about it. It's just drawings, who cares what you get off to.
Most people have some weird/dark kinks, see Exhibit A, of the "I'd very much like to sit on my sisters face" variety. Don't beat yourself up over it.

>>36223256
If you're a grill.

>>36223234
>I wish I didn't like loli
Loli is great, what's wrong with you?

>>36222812
Oh god, that reminds me of a super awkward childhood memory too. I used to crawl into my sister's bed until I was 12 or so (her being 14) and I kinda rubbed myself on her thigh when we cuddled. It wasn't because I was into her or something, I don't think, it just felt good even if I didn't really know what masturbation was, and I never even got close to orgasm.
I've never talked to her about it, if she knew what I was doing or if she thought it was awkward. But I still cringe thinking about it occasionally.

>>36223341
12 is a little too old for the 'don't know what I was doing' excuse

>>36223285
To be honest I wouldn't mind a girl sitting on my face

I guess you're right, I don't really look at actual kids and think anything sexual, teenagers maybe, but I'm also 18 so it's okay...? Maybe?

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>>36210222
>Older sister used to have horrible nightmares in high school and often slept in my bed
>Tfw she pissed in my bed multiple times
To this day nothing disgusts me more than bed wetting.

>>36223394
Swear to God, I didn't properly masturbate until I was 14. Obviously I kinda knew about the workings of my body and such but I had no idea about masturbation as such.

>>36223404
I mean, age of consent in Austria is 14, and I never thought that finding teenagers sexually attractive would be creepy. 15 year old me would've killed to get touchy with a cute experienced nee-san (in lieu of my actual nee-san of course)

>>36222782
>I don't think her feelings are genuine and she's confused, and I'll repeat she can do a lot better
Intense HSG deja-vu.
Neo-HSG? Anyone?

>>36223532
That's similar to how I used to think about older women when I was around 13. and my mom I probably would have really liked it if I had someone older than me to show me the ropes. I actually wanted to make Lucy's sister older but imoutos are what's in style so I went with it. I also wanted to make Lucy around 15 but that wouldn't have worked with the rules and all.

>>36223675
I didn't know there were rules for smut writing.
I mean, I'm definitely more into older sisters than younger, mostly because I don't see my younger sister as a sexual being at all. But then occasionally I get these thoughts along the lines of "she's 15 now, remember you just kept your hairbrush in bed with 15?" and I'm a bit conflicted.

My sister is asleep in bed.

>>36223829
Then go cuddle with her. Cop a feel while you're at it.

>>36223799
Well I was worried that if I pretended to be a 15 year old I would get banned or something. You're right though, I definitely see a really fresh looking girl that's around 14-16 and think just about the same stuff. It's kind of crazy that you have two siblings. I have a hard time thinking about life outside of just one sibling. I accidentally showed it some too when writing.

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>tfw if your older sister abused you it doesn't count because boys can't be sexually abused

>>36223906
Oh, yeah that's right.
Yeah and what's even crazier is that we actually get along really well. Like, my best friend has an older sister too and they aren't even on speaking terms. They sit together at a table only if forced on Christmas or something. I just can't imagine that, my sister is my best friend.

Also I'll try and sleep a bit now, it's rapidly approaching 3am and I should at least try to ski a bit tomorrow.
Good night anons.

>>36224001
But that's wrong anon, it doesn't count because clearly a boy would enjoy it.
Right?

>>36223906
Hey speaking about your characters, you mentioned HSG would eventually fuck his sister, How did you plan on writing this?

>>36223648
Not to that degree she doesn't live without or nothing, we don't have men in about out the house or anything of the sort. Her relationship with our parents is distant and odd and our brothers don't associate with us much. She's also not a social person so I don't know how level headed she's thinking

>>36224124
>she doesn't live without or nothing,
What?

>I don't know how level headed she's thinking
I think she pretty level headed considering she at least knows: Onii-chan > everything.

>>36224012
Yeah that kind of stuff is dumb to me. You're related, I don't really see how you manage to mess up a friendship that was literally made for you. Unless someone does something really, really bad.

>>36224102
With words and maybe some greentext. What exactly do you mean by "How did you plan on writing this?"

>>36224322
>What exactly do you mean
I mean you went out of way to make HSG a closet-siscon that apparently would never touch his sister. How would he have given in to the wincest? Would his sister finally rape him? Would he get tired of faking he doesn't want to tap that 24/7 and finally fuck her? What 'scenario' did you have in mind?

>>36206424
>don't live with my parents anymore
>hug her for 1 minute str8 everytime I go to my parents house

sweet sweet pure imotou love

>>36224429
Love between siblings is always pure.

>>36224411
I actually thought it would happen relatively soon. Maybe around this time now if I kept writing. I visualized some sort of confrontation or demand, maybe an ultimatum, from his sister. The type where she calls him out for being very obviously attracted to her and he tries to fight back but gives in. I had a really corny doujin-esque thing in mind where he agrees to let her give him a handjob until he can't take it anymore, grabs her and sticks it in. I wanted it to be like all of the temptation finally breaks through and he just can't stop himself. I wanted his sister to seem almost scared to an extent.

>>36224429
cute desu wa

>>36224550
>I wanted his sister to seem almost scared to an extent.
But she still lets him and loves every second, right?
Kinda sad how after all that you were gonna have HSG and his sister split up and not being together forever. What made you make that decision?

>>36224765
>implying she wouldn't show her love through her concern of his rapey habits

>>36224765
Yeah, being a little on edge during sex can be a good thing.

It didn't seem right to me. His goal was to give her a normal life, in the end he manages to do it. They still remained really close and all, sometimes questionably close, HSG's future wife poking at it occasionally but I just couldn't see them together forever, it just wouldn't work like it would with IC. IC and his sister had this love bird thing going on, like a husband and wife, while HSG and his sister it was more immature and lustful.

>>36224853
Also there was a small bit of authority play between them to come, that kind of stuff just doesn't feel good. It definitely gets the genitals going but I turned to more of a story focus instead of a smut focus after a while. It's part of why I made College Girl because I needed to have more really dirty stories.

>>36224853
>HSG's future wife
Oh that reminds me
What about the nurse? What was her endgame?
What would happen to her after HSG and his sister start fucking? Would HSG still be dating her while fucking his sister on the side or would he break up with her as soon as it started?

>>36225050
Right now I feel like they would have broke it off after the whole "meet the parents" phase happens. They see he's really poor and not well off, he has tons of baggage, and a sister to provide for and care for. They despise that he was with their daughter and would eventually pressure her into cutting it off before things got too serious.

>>36225113
Oh well, at least no one was going to get in there way.

>>36206424
Do people actually do this? How autistic can you be?

>>36224853
>sometimes questionably close
How questionable? Were they (sometimes) fucking on the side?

>>36225516
In my mind it would have been things like spending a bit too much alone time together, not necessarily doing anything but setting a lot of time aside specifically just for each other. Just enough for her to think something was going on, even though nothing actually was anymore.

>>36224268
>What?
She's taken care of in terms of food and basic needs and she's not abused or anything
>Onii-chan > everything
I don't want her to think like that I want her to branch out and live her own life if it means she goes to college and gets a job she loves or finds a guy and stays home with kids, she can do whatever she wants and I don't want her getting tunnel vision. She's off this week and she's been with me or that one friend the entire time and j know if she tried she can do anything

>>36225625
Damm I was really sure HSG and his sister were each other's endgame. Too bad.
What about IC, would he have more children?

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>>36206424
I used to love these threads but my sister thinks I want to fuck her now. She even told my parents and they are sending me to therapy next week.

>>36225919
>She even told my parents and they are sending me to therapy next week.
lol, you serious? How did she even find about these threads?

>>36225919
>not browsing on incognito
>not having your history never recorded via settings
>not deleting your history every time you quite internet out of habit

duuuude, you fucked up

>>36225981
>>36226029
No, she mostly figured it since I hug her a lot, and I occasionally tell her that her ass looked great, but I thought she took it as a joke. No one goes on my computer.

To contribute, i did this last month. She started popping my pimples so I stopped doing this.

>>36226071
>I occasionally tell her that her ass looked great
Kek, do you at least really want to fuck her?

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>>36226167
No. I think she's beautiful, and I would if she wasn't my sister. But she is so wanting to would just damage my reputation too much. Besides, she's straight and I'm a girl. So even if I wanted to there is nothing I could do to convince her.

>>36206424
i would probably get a broken wrist from her door slamming. and if she were in a good mood, i probably can't reach her because she's too tall.

>>36226239
>Besides, she's straight
Good thing you don't have to be gay to be sis-sexual. Enjoy therapy.

>>36226349
>you don't have to be gay to be sis-sexual
If you're sis-sexual and a girl than you are gay.

>>36226239
Are you lesbian too? How many fucking lesbians are there now? Do they really leave pheromones to attract more?

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>>36227301
Yeah, I am a lesbian. But I never saw another claimet on /r9k/, so I don't know what you're on about. Besides, pheromones can't travel though the internet.

I don't know the story of these threads, but all the tripfags that post in them are retarded, just like all the other tripfags on this board

Fuck tripfags and everyone who supports them. They undermine everything 4chan stands for.

>>36220204
What orgyanals

>>36227356
>claimet
A what?

>>36227379
:^)

>>36226071
Pimples on your face?

>>36227356
Are you in a position where you could get a relationship at some point? It could alleviate some of the fears of your relatives.
Also, how did your parents even approach you with this?

>>36227484
Yes, I have acne. I'm 19 and I still have the body and face oof a 14 year old. Also, I have tried to be in a relationship but I don't really feel right around people. It's kinda hard to talk to people. I really do try but I don;t know what to say so i usually make an ass out of myself.

Oh shit, bump time
I'm back home and alive for all who care

>>36228414
Where were you before? Work?

>>36228546
>Work?
I wish
Drove a city or two over to hang out with some friends, though I posted while I was over there.
What have you done today?

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Woke up to onii-chan sleeping next to me.
Im such a lucky girl.

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>>36227558
>I'm 19 and I still have the body and face oof a 14 year old.
>It's kinda hard to talk to people. I really do try but I don;t know what to say so i usually make an ass out of myself.
Hey there gay me
>>36228746
>Having siblings at all
Lucky fuck

>>36228890
You should be sleeping by now
Fully clothed

https://hitomi.la/reader/1045523.html#1
This is great and you should all read it

>>36206424
I have no siblings.
Feels good man.

Today was eventful, but now I must sleep

Please, somebody bump

>>36231248
OK, it is on page 9 after all

>>36232334
Page one now motherfucker

This will most probably be my last post, I've been given 24 hours before my neesan tells my mother, she's found out pretty much everything. I'll probably leave the country, bye /r9k/

>>36234857
Good, I hope you get sent to whatever kind of prison keeps filth like you. Enjoy being raped by niggers.

>Older brother
>Not around when she's younger but always held or hugged her when I could.
>She gets older
>Turns into me and doesn't like getting hugged. I get lectures on how she's too old to be hugged or pat on the head.
I do them anyway. She always squirms.

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Guess I can bump with how things went
It was nice, later into the night I just signed in on his Xbox and had make not to do any of my autistic ticks. There was butt touching in bed and admittedly I squeaked and almost jumped at first but things went good
Yesterday I bought some stuff to make everyone breakfast and they seemed to like it
I'm still here, I'll probably leave in a few hours

>>36236066
>things went good
How so?

>>36236066
>you gigantic baguette
My sides are entering low earth orbit.

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>>36236194
Yea shit makes me laugh every time
it's funny because she's still taller than me
>>36236081
more butt touching

>>36236307
Everyone's taller than you Laura

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>>36236324
Not true, you ever seen one of those old ladies that look like they've shrunk?

>>36236503
Old Asian ladies don't count. My grandma is 93 and she's 5'5

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Little bro said thank you.

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Last time one of my sisters offered to hug me I thought there wouldn't be enough "room" to hug (was in a doorway) so, thinking my intentions would be clear, I said in an accidental bitchy tone "excuse me". She thought I didn't wanna hug her and walked off without saying anything. My sisters are cool people but every time I see them I fuck up big time because I'm a socially awkward wreck even when I'm around family. I felt like a massive asshole for weeks afterward. I envy you people that are able to interact with family properly. Pic related: me when asked for a hug

>>36236609
Can I hug him too <3

>>36236609
Protect him Anon.
Especially from the people in this thread.
Protect him.

>>36236859
I can't be arsed to read all the comments. What's the problem, pedos?

>>36236609
You should put him in a dress and post pictures...

>>36236066
>There was butt touching in bed
L-lewd.
Was there dick grabbing and/or morning wood?

>>36236652
Did you at least hug them later and said sorry?

>>36236307
>More butt touching

I approve of this message

>Got home and was immediately interrogated by my mom
>No Dad to protect me
>>36237197
No, butt touching is as far as it's gonna go for a while
>>36237705
I approve it too, I liked it

>>36237779
>>Got home and was immediately interrogated by my mom.
What did she ask? If you had sex?

>>36237779
If you sleep in his bed, ask to spoon. If you love butt rubs, that takes it to the next level

>>36206424
incest is bad, please stop.

>>36237779
No more butt touching, you're not allowed to like it

>>36237845
no

>>36237907
Never

>>36237918
Why no?

Desu desu

I didn't mention this earlier, but you guys'll get a kick out of it
I said good morning and it spooked him, he started laughing said "it took a second to register that was you and I thought 'who's this kid'"
>>36237829
Surprisingly no, I think that'd be too blunt, she asked if I had a nice time, then about him, and if I was ever uncomfortable. I say "interrogation" because of the tone
>>36237845
We didn't spoon
I'm not good at words so bear with me; the butt touching and kissing alone kinda got me going, his hand is probably the size of my butt
>>36237907
I never got to try it :^(
>>36237918
Too late

>>36238005
Because I care about Laura like a little sister and I don't want her doing anything lewd with anyone except her dad

>>36238207
Stahp, no more
Go for broke, daddy cummies or therapy, both would probably do you some good

>>36238207
>he started laughing said "it took a second to register that was you and I thought 'who's this kid'"
>kid
lol

Wonder what your dad will ask...

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>>36238259
Denying anyone butt rubs and butt play?

Son, I am disappoint

>>36238507
I'd be fine with her dad or mom playing with her butt, but not K

Are you and your family doing better?

>>36238573
It's improving slowly. Suffice to say: I'm actually kind of glad to be at work this week

>>36237197
Too much of a sperg to have done that, let alone apologise.

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>>36238573
>or mom
Still not gay
though I won't lie, for some weird reason the whole "parent threesome" has been slightly more appealing lately
>>36238507
Hold your horses, this ain't gonna turn into buttsex any time soon
What's going on with your family?
>>36238321
I don't know, he seemed quicker to trust me, we'll see what happens

>>36238786
Doesn't have to. Butt rubs are comforting. Every girl I've known crashes out fast when I'd rub thier butt or spoon them. Anal play is just the natural progression down the road

And I won't discuss it here. Sorry.

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>>36238827
I don't know about anal stuff, still weird to me
And sorry, I realized it was probably weird to ask after I posted that

>>36216803
stop posting. you're a fucking annoying attention whore. everyone else on this board knows he's a cuck and that you're a cuck because you're insecure enough to defend him. go fuck yourself and let us hug our imoutos in peace.

>>36238987
Keep in mind: that area has tons of nerve endings. Stimulation during sex or masterbation adds a potential new level of pleasure. Like adding pepper to ketchup on fries. Also: you don't have to "stick it in", a lot of women I know just rub the entrance in addition to clitoral strokes.

Just some food for thought.

And your fine. If it was a more private venue, I'd tell you with no worries. Just not going to discuss medical matters out in the open

>>36239008
:^) You said you were fine with me tripping
I won't waste effort defending myself, I don't care what you think of me

>>36239061
Do the four of you have four limbs each and functioning vital organs?

>>36239157
Limbs, no. Organs, I think so. Can't say the same for my family

Desu desu

>>36239213
Oh shit, sorry to hear that, hope everything gets better soon.

>>36239061
It just looks wrong in porn, like the guy missed or something and she's just rolling with it
>>36239213
That sounds shitty, hope things go well

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Bestest girl bumpsu get justice

>>36240490
Charcoal-chan best girl

>>36240722
Looking at her makes me hungry for bacon


Did y'all want those stories I talked about last week?

>>36241004
You don't have to ask, just assume we want stories if nothing else is going on

>>36241169
K.

So it wasn't junior year, her senior year. We both took journalism and drama class, so I saw her a lot.

We were preparing for a variety show for the lunch time event. Every Friday, we'd have a kind of SNL skit thing, with procceds going to pay for stuff. I'm my senior year, they were actually used to pay for Grad Night at Disneyland, and a huge party at round table for all non seniors.

Anyway, behind the scenes, it was always a struggle to find interesting source material to act. We stumbled upon a scene in "Play It Again Sam" where this schitzo dude is trying to seduce his female friend, while his imaginary friend (Humphrey Bogart) gave him advice on how to proceed.

During rehearsal, Elena (strap on girl) simply couldn't get her fucking lines straight. In frustration, one of the dykes posted a challenge: if she couldn't memorize her script before Thursday rehearsal, she'd have to dress however the dykes dictated.

Thursday didn't go so well...

So it's show time. Scene starts with Mr Beautiful Minds solo. I'm working the lights this week cause none of the skits required a baby hewey looking fatass. Elena enters the scene. Skimpy tube top. Skimpy skirt. Fish Nets. Thigh high boots. Completely out of character for someone who is supposed to be a bookworm teacher. Our drama teacher is losing her shit in the booth. But they roll with it.

So Elena's character finally takes a seat. The last part of the costume is exposed. No undies. None. The entire front row is getting a free show.

The teacher snaps. The end if the scene has another schitzo creation killing Bogart. The teacher storms onto the set with a rope, and trying to weave it into the scene as best she can, she grabs Elena in a mock chokehold and drags her off to kill her.

The other actors are left dumbfounded. Luckily, Bogart then steps up, and improvs that he hits on the schitzo guy. Scene ends with them going out for coffee.

>>36206424
I tried hugging my onii-tan when he left for uni four years ago, he pushed my aside. He's back home now, I tried hugging him with the courage from these threads when he returned, it had the same result. It's okay, I still love him even if he doesn't want my hugs.

>>36241539
I had a semester where I was one of the theater guys responsible for setting up lights and scaffolding and shit. It was easy to do and fun watching them rehearse and improv on stage and in the classroom when I was done.

>>36241817
Remember to tell him you love him

>>36241989
Yeah, I miss those times. It was always a blast. Even the parts where I'd puke out back due to nerves

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She didn't particularly mind, hugged me back and went on to show me the house she built in minecraft

>>36242181
What happened to that doggo?
Was it a nice house?

>>36242247
It's not a doggo, just a hamster, the house is nice, 6.5/10

Busy bee bump

K. So how we broke up incoming I guess

So this was a week or two after the strap on incident. I'd been avoiding her under the pretense of being sick with the flu. I'd wanted to split up right after she whipped that thing out, but felt bad cause she was pretty cool to be around, otherwise.

So I picked her up, and we're were driving to an Applebee's we both really liked the next city over. As we drove, it began just dumping rain. Sheets to thick it was hard to see. The last time I'd seen rain like that was when I'd lived in New York, and got stuck in the crazy rain they have at times. I brought it up, as a topic to discuss, because up until this point, she'd been real quiet on the trip. After explaining the New York rain, and a particular very heavy storm I'd had to pull over to the side with my then ex, Elena got real quiet for a moment, then screamed "If you like her so fucking much, why don't you go fuck her?!"

I was both taken aback, and shocked. Fuck me for trying to be nice and take her out tonight. But you know what? We're here. The restaurant is the next exit. Imma eat, and just pretend this shit didn't happen. So the last part of the trip was in an uneasy, heavy silence

Cont.

>>36244036
>"If you like her so fucking much, why don't you go fuck her?!"
Who is she talking about?
Sorry haven't been keeping with this story.

So we pull in, and just as fast as the rain started, it was over. Fucking Southwest rain. Anyway, I got out, and waited for her to get out. She sat there staring at me, until finally she got out, and slammed my car door shut. "You're supposed to open the door for a lady, asshole."

Ok, what the fuck. I scream that at her, and asked what her fucking issue was. She tore past me into the restaurant. I stared at her going in, contemplating just ditching her. But no, maybe she just needed to cool down.

So I go in, we get a table. I try to ask her what the issue is. She replies with the stock "Nothing"answer. Fine. I give up on trying to talk to her, and resign to simply eat my dinner.

The waitress comes up to take our order. Before she can even finish saying hello, Elena demands a shot of tequila, and to keep them coming. The waitress scurried off, and returned with her booze.

1 shot. 2 shots. 3 shots.

If you've been anywhere, you know those things aren't cheap. I also knew I'd be picking up the tab on this.

No more. I'm done.

I excused myself to the restroom. I got out of eyeshot, walked outside, Got in my Focus, and drove home. I unplugged the phone from the wall, tossed in my Cowboy Bebop DVD, and made a tombstone pizza.

Pretty good end of the night, to be honest

>>36244102
She was talking about my (((Jew))) exfiance. Right after high school, I shacked up with her, and apartment hopped across the US

>>36223524
Why did she have nightmares anon?

>>36244247
KeK, did she confront you the next day or something?

>>36244473
No, surprisingly. I left the phone unplugged for a few days, and after I plugged it back in, not a peep.

I still wonder how many more shots she took before she realized I wasn't just taking a shit

>>36206424
I hugged my big sis and she smiled and said thanks.

I love my big sis. She's the best.

>>36244558
Bet that tab came out as a huge surprise for her.

>>36244645
About as huge as whipping out a purple dicked strap on on an unsuspecting nigga

I'm spying on my brother's internet history. He had always been watching 3dpd incest roleplay porn, but I didn't think much of it and didn't pester him. But lately he started reading weird BDSM incest doujinshi, especially some by Oyster that he keeps rereading, and doujinshi about slavery (mayonnaise especially). He also started browsing torture and hanging threads on the new gurochan and he has a folder with those slightly unnerving dofantasy comics (unnerving because there is an air of real frustration to them, that goes beyond fantasy, I think), especially by two authors that do slavery settings, fernando and erenisch.

desu I'm starting to feel a little scared. He's a bit of a social retard. He has pretty much no friends, hasn't done anything whatsoever with any girl and is generally reclusive. He used to be bullied in school (which I tried to help with, to my defense, but people kept bullying him when I wasn't around, anyway) and he is still very unpopular now (people openly make fun of him when I'm not around. My friends have told me)

What am I supposed to do? I don't want to tell my parents and add more to his problems and I can't talk to him about it (he even hates me when I'm trying to help). I already tried to set him up with a qt friend of mine but he thought we were making fun of him and insulted her.

The reason I'm thinking about this as a problem instead of a quirk, is that recently he has stopped talking to anyone in my family at all and he's giving me increasingly creepy hateful looks, like he's fantasising about hurting me, when we're having dinner together.

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>>36244577

I love her too when she lets me screw her up the bum!

Hehe.

>>36245198
Besides giving you the dick eye, has he done anything else threatening or uncomfortable?

>>36245239
Screw you, you dumb bitch

>>36245259
He isn't giving me the dick eye, he's giving me the "I'm thinking about putting needles through your fingers" eye. There is a distinct difference. You know it when you see it.

He hasn't spoken to anyone offline or online for months. He has no active social media or forum accounts. His online history is a parade of torture porn. He does *nothing* else. His offline history is bracing through any mandatory social interaction with minimal participation until he can get back to his room. He doesn't even play vidya any more.

Whenever I try to start a conversation with him, he ignores me and goes back to his room.

>>36244577

Everyone else on the street knows she is too anon.


But no, that's cute as fuck nigga.

>tfw you will never have a nee-san to hug

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>>36245355

I said that to her just before I shot my sticky load in her bottom.

Caw! Caw!

>>36245198
sounds like he needs therapy. i don't know that that's something you can force, though. he has to want to change.

what do your parents think of his behavior?

>>36245425
Well...If he's as bad as you're saying, it does sound like you'll need to get your parents involved. Best case is he's just an average neet and sees you as a roastie. Worst case is he will attempt to harm you

Don't respond to the trolls, you'll only make them post more

>>36245425
Have you tried going in his room to talk with him?

>>36245425
sounds like a school shooter to me be careful

>>36245490
My parents don't know about his habbits, they think he's just reading, studying or playing vidya (I know he has scrubbed his pc from that). They think it's a phase he'll get over with, eventually, and don't give it too much attention. They are working most of the day, anyway. We only really meet during dinner.

>>36245495
I'm not afraid for me, he literally wouldn't have anywhere to put me in order to hurt me. He only has his room. I'm afraid for him. (also I'm pretty sure I could overpower him, to be perfectly honest)

>>36245513
He locks and doesn't open until I go away. I have a key but he doesn't know and I can't just use it when he's inside.

>>36245588
That's the kind of thing I'm afraid of.

>>36245588
Yeah, he sounds like Eric Harris

Bumping a thread that is very much dead

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>>36246674
It's not dead, it's just sleeping