Fleshlights

>>36235782
those things are fucking expensive

>>36235830
You can get them at around $50 with a good deal. Not that expensive really.

>>36235782
I'm gonna get one, and I'm pretty normal.

>>36235782

I have one and my gf uses it on me pretty hot tbqh

They're not exactly alpha but they're normie level. It's a perfectly acceptable sex toy. I enjoy mine.

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>>36235922
Know which one you're going to get? I bought one recently and I wanted a realistic textured one, but it's very boring and not that fun to use. Looking at something more interesting with a lot of bumps and stuff, maybe the one in the pic. There are some very interesting looking ones: https://flesh4all.com/review/top-5-review-stimulating-fleshlight-sleeves/

Anyone got one of those? The Destroya and Obsession look a bit extreme if you're uncut.

>>36236056
The Obsession is very intense, I can only last a minute or so. The STU is better in that regards as the features are more rounded bumps than needles that stimulate too much.

I made one myself. Its not very good.

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>>36236216
forgot pic, so here it is.

>>36235782
Nah it's still for betas. Alphas have girlfriends for that stuff.

>>36236216
>>36236224
What is it made from?

>>36236314
two sponges and a glvoe

>>36236314
Some foam I had laying around and a latex glove.

What's the point of a fleshlight if I can cum in 30 seconds by just using my hand?

>>36236328
Is it actually better than just using your hand, even though it sucks compared to a real felshlight?

>>36236360
Yeah I thought the same and it's still true since I usually don't bother grabbing my fleshlight with all the cleanup it needs, but once every week I like to use it and it's seriously better than using your hand. It's hard to explain, but you cum much more intense with a fleshlight.

I recommend against the Destroya
Get the STU, vanilla or wonderwave instead

>>36235900
That's expensive for rubber to increase your fap pleasure that you will use twice before getting bored of its high maintenance needs.

>>36236414
>high maintenance needs.
>pour water through for 30s
>leave to dry

yeah nah

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>>36236388
It's not tight enough to be honest, so hand is still better. Also no texture, which sucks even on fleshlights like the original.

>>36236414
It's not that bad if you get the hang of it. My routine is a thorough rinse through and then letting it dry near a fan. Still don't use it daily though.

>>36236056
The only one on that list that I own is the destroya and it really is the best sleeve you can get. I also got a lotus sleeve and it's very dull.

>>36236452
Shut the fuck up jewish shill, when you're done fapping you just wanna chill, not unscrew shit full of your fucking semen, use a LOT of hot water to rinse it, then fucking let a rubber vagina in the open of your room to get it to dry for HOURS, and even then it'll smell like jizz, and then you have to clean the lube from your dick, also make sure to not drop cum/lube while fucking it on your blanket.

No man, you wanna cum on a tissue, fold it and sleep.

>>36236653
Most of the time, I agree. But it's nice to have a fun session every now and then. The cleanup can be a bitch though.

>>36235782
B E T A

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They are awesome though.

>>36236056
>https://flesh4all.com/review/top-5-review-stimulating-fleshlight-sleeves/
>blogging about Fleshlights

Neets run the world

>>36235782
mom won't let me buy one

I have the STU, but I can't use it, my head is so sensitive it's almost painful... I hope it isn't this way with a real female.

my glans hurts when i use a fleshlight very sensoti e
what do? i lube a lot

>>36237455
It's not. Real vag is very smooth.

>tfw too beta to even buy a fleshlight

>>36236056
>https://flesh4all.com/review/top-5-review-stimulating-fleshlight-sleeves/

I got all 5 of those, but I would put the Obsession above the Destroya. STU is a one trick ride, but not bad at all.

>>36236360

Full shaft stimulation anon.

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>>36236224
Wow, sexy

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>>36238457
>why spend $$$ if you can make it yourself?
>spend hours getting it together
>use it once
>meh, I'll get the real thing

Literally every DIY project ever.

https://bad-dragon.com/products/janine
I have this, worth every penny.

I'm also in the Army and have a black gf, so I'm pretty normie.

>>36238577
>use green side in
>breaks condom and scrapes dick skin off
>it's hanging there wiggling around as you screech in pain
lol

>>36236224
Ive done ever variation of the "home made fleshlight" and they work, are better in some ways than just using your hand, and dont require much effort to make/use. I usually made one then put it between the couch coushins so I can fuck it doggystyle. The quickest and easiest is just to wrap a few tube socks around a latex glove and lube it up, then just use it like an onahole or do the couch thing

>>36238623
kek
bamboozeled again!

>>36236465
>It's not tight enough to be honest, so hand is still better. Also no texture, which sucks even on fleshlights like the original.
Oh shit boy you gonna hate pussy.

>>36238603
>Available from $130.00

I can get 3 different fleshlight sleeves for that kinda money.

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>>36238757
I am sure a real pussy feels better than a DIY rubber glove with two sponges.

Not that I would care. I prefer the fleshjack dildo's anyway. No homo.

>>36238760
You're paying for quality, simple anon.

>>36238856
They're really that good? Dang.

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They feel pretty good. I'd say they're worth it, but my dick is too big for em.

>>36238947
Jesus thats creepy

>>36238947
>can make a fake pussy any way you want it
>make it fat

Why tho

Oh boy, a chad. Gotta trust someone with that name.

Masturbating is something all men do, beta or alpha. It's just that normies use their hand.

>>36236414
dildos cost the same tho so it's reasonable

>>36238841
>Implying I wasn't talking about a fleshlight
>Implying it's not maximum gay to put cocks that size up your ass

You're a fag anon. You should be shot

>>36238988
Fat pussy (not talking about fat girls) is best pussy you virgin

>>36239027
>>36239043
meanies get out

>>36238419
Isn't one hand enough for that?
It is for me.

>>36239073
Cry to your mother you loser

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>>36238988

>2017
>not wanting T H I C C loli gf

never gonna make it

It provides a really good grip when you're pumping. Just wish it was longer.

>>36239189
That does look good tho.

>>36239189
Are you the same coon who posts the PS4 threads lmfao

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>>36239311
Nah nigga I'm a PC coon. That's 12 lvls above that PS4 pleb

>>36238988
>>36239043
Not even kidding, fat pussy is fucking gorgeous. I've been with ONE girl that had a nice fat pussy on an 8/10 body and it's the only time I've wanted to just play with it forever.

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>>36239362
Oh cool bro. Maybe next time I'll take a super close up of my cock to make it look even bigger too.

>>36239471
This cunt gets it. I don't want to feel bones as I go deep. I want some padding to pound that shit.

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>>36239482
How big are you anon? .orogamilsm

>>36239542
17cm. Don't know what that is in American. You?

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>>36239597
20 cm. Not gonna lie I had to google cm to inches.

>>36239650
Wanna jerk me off faggot?

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>>36239662
But were both boys anon. Boys can't do that!

>>36239650
why is your dick sideways? Is it trying to escape the nigger its attached to

>>36239770
Put some porn on and I'll pretend it's some qt jerking me. It'll be our secret

>>36238988
>fat pussy mound
VS
>roast beef curtains
Gee, shekelberg, which one would most people choose?

>>36239787
10/10 I'm calling the clan.

>>36239810
Only if you wear a skirt and a wig
>>36239787
kek

>>36239941
How about you just watch the porn and I'll jerk you off too?

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>>36239966
That sounds pretty hot desu
Orgingal

>>36240075
Do you like hentai originally?

>>36235782
STU is best

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>>36240131
Yeah. Can't get enough of that shit.

>>36235782
If yoi buy one, don't forgett to use this
https://couponfollow.com/site/fleshlight.com

>>36238947
Is that a hanjuku? It's my favorite of my collection.

>>36241889
Yeah. Imma have to get a new one though. I put a pretty big hole in it.

I have one.
Was not good for my self esteem.
Mother found it.

>>36238757
>pussy has no texture
Are you retarded
its not smooth like the fleshlight dipshit

>>36242194
It's supposed to have that.

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>>36236056
>https://flesh4all.com/review/top-5-review-stimulating-fleshlight-sleeves/
>Anyone got one of those?

>5. STU
It's good, but you'll nut in under a minute.
>4. Goddess
It's alright, but could be a bit tighter
>3. Barracuda
Don't own this own, but looks a bit too similar to the STU to own both imho
>2. Obsession
This will only stimulate your tip so the rest of your dick won't get much attention.
>1. Destroya
The best one you can get really.

I also really like the mini-Lotus for a real feel.

>>36242650
I mean at the top. With this Onahole. It's not supposed to have a dick sized hole at the top right?

>>36235782
What's a good fleshlight for a younger boy? I want to get my brother interested in sex but I figured a fullsized fleshlight would feel too loose.

>>36243644
A-Anon that's lewd! How old we talking here?

>>36243751
"""18""" of course. 3 inches long.

>>36243644
The Obsession sleeve should work well. If not a fullsized, get him a Go.

>>36236653
>clean lube from your dick

People actually do this? I leave the lotion on my dick till I take a bath. Sometimes it just dries up and falls off. Are you not circumsized or something?

>>36243644
How are you going to "get him intrested in sex"?
Make me hard anon, please.

>>36244140
We both discovered fapping early, but I want to give him an idea of what a pussy feels like. Other boys his age are already starting to develop an interest in girls but he's still pretty childish and I don't want him to fall behind.

>>36244255
i think this might be super fucked up probably

>>36244441
Nah, it's natural. Just don't touch each other.

Anyone tried the fleshlight Ice?

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>have the choice of fleshlight hole:
>Arby's roast beef
>a plain fucking hole
>a mouth
>an anus

So many quality choices......

Is Arby's roast beef that popular for their customers? I don't see an innie vagina style fleshlight.

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>>36235782
Alright, how does Fleshlight compare to other pocket vaginas? I'm tired of using my hand and want a cheap product that delivers a lot for the money. I'm sure Japan has invented some depraved shit that is better than Fleshlights???

>>36244863
Well there's always the fuck me silly mega masturbator

its a good idea and all but dude how the fuck do you clean that shit? id pay just to not have to clean one

>>36244884
20 lbs. of pussy and ass? that shit is not cheap

>>36244663
It's much more sticky than the regular fleshlights, but other than that they're good and fun to look at.

>>36239091
anon i-
i got bad news for you

>>36244893
Rinse it with warm water. That's all.

>>36244931
The news is pretty terrible... he has... large hands....

it will be harder and more expensive to buy mittens, but he will have to persevere

>>36244893
water based lube can be washed out very easily.

>Not masturbating by sticking your dildo in your fleshlight

>>36245064
>not masturbating by watching your oneitis literally stick her boyfriend's dildo in her fleshlight

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Its not a fleshlight but I have this and it's pretty good I feel. https://www.amazon.com/Seller-ToysHeart-Admission-Japanese-Masturbator/dp/B00GWFAEYE/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1492121649&sr=1-4&keywords=toysheart

>>36245221
This looks heckin' cool. However, I live in Murrika. If I order one of these, will Murrika come knocking on my door to tell me about all my freedumbs? There is a loli on the box, don't know if this shit will put me on some sort of watch list

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>>36235782
tfw too thick for a fleshlight