I only got to hot topic to buy shit is because its the only way i can talk to goth girls. How pathetic am i?
>>36450643
Depends are you yourself a girl, or are you a boy-
>>36450696
Im a guy and i want to die
>>36450717
Oh, please don't do that! Anything but that, anon. I'll be your best-est friend otherwise.
Hot Topic is normie now.
>>36450758
Whats your phone number matee
>>36450780
Well theres goth girls were i live in their
>>36450643
Get any numbers fuccboi?
>>36450717
That's pretty pathetic. But hey dying is't any better. So try the bar and pick up some normies instead.
>>36450785
Anon! I can't share my phone number here. Silly. What other means of communication do you've in your clutches?
I'm taking female hormones so I can be my own goth gf
>>36450643
Not at all Pan
But I do it to, Im also a massive loser
>>36450843
Ive got kik
Actual Goths see people that shop at Hot Topic as posers
>>36450871
Kek
>>36450899
>>Not at all Pan
DOUBLE KEK
>>36450954
Hmmm, I've no Kik account. Here's a throwaway email I created with purpose of chatting you. [email protected]. You should make a Discord account.
>>36450983
Anon, that was just a south park episode.
>>36450983
>Actual Goths
Literally the only people who call themselves Goth live at hot topic
I know a peppy cheerleader girl who works at Hot Topic and it's pretty funny seeing her there surrounded by edgelord merchandise with her stupid happy face.
>>36451073
My discords bloodspatter69
>>36451088
>>36451122
For alot of goths, even look online, they consider Hot Topic to be for "cringy" emo kids (as if they aren't cringy them selves)
>dress like a shit elvira parody
>whine about people not accepting you
>say you dress like that because you aren't accepted
>instant goth
>>36451167
Bloodsplatter69 i meant
>>36451073
OP here. That other guy isnt me
>>36451124
>edgelord merchandise in hot topic in 2017
Lol no. Hot Topic sells whatever is trending on reddit.
>>36451073
OP here no that other guy was actually me
>>36451260
Ah, I see. Blast. I couldn't have added them either way as they didn't mention the four identifiable digits to enlist them.
>this is considered goth in 2017
it hurts.
>>36451337
STOP pretending to be mesassafraz
>>36451339
Why do you keep posting images of that girl from my life as a teenage robot?
>>36451339
Im the real OP m8
>>36451538
We've a lot of similarities, I suppose. That and I was hoping someone would finally catch on to what I was posting! If it isn't appreciated I'll quit it.
>>36451541
This is awfully confusing for me. I don't know who to believe...
>>36451626
You're tall, darker skinned, fashionable, have buckteeth and bully a teenage robot?
>>36451626
>don't know who to believe
Just message everyone and have sex with all of them.
>>36451707
My teeth aren't as buck I'd say, I tend not to bully rather tease at most. Everything else is spot on.
>>36451747
Er, well... I can say that wasn't my intention. Namely just wanted to assist OP. Meanie.
>>36451862
>fashionable
Prove it
>>36450643
I wouldn't blame you. Where else do you go, the two clubs all the way in NYC?
>>36451862
The only reason why anyone gets in contact with an anon outside of the site is to touch dicks.
So just touch all of them and get it over with.
>>36450643
Nonsense its a good idea.
I think there should be an r9k directory, like:
>Goth girls
Hot Topic
>Milfs/Mommys
Farmer's Market
>'nerdy' girls
Library
>Actual nerdy girls
LARP
>Do-gooder girls
Charity volunteering
It makes sense to have an idea of where you want to go based on who you want to meet. Any other contribs to the Roastie-Roster would be appreciated.
>>36452036
What are 'nerdy' girls?
>>36451394
Literally no goths shop at Hot Topic. True goths just picked black shit off thrift stores, torn stockings for girls, and mom's eyeliner for both.
>>36452088
Girls that might be high achievers or too quiet etc to be normies/stacies, but lack the actual full-on anti-social personalities and habits, the weird obsessions, the weeb-ness, the arrested development syndrome, the bad diet, psychosis and poor hygiene that is associated with a full-on actual nerd girl.
The kind of girl who might wear glasses and study architecture, and maybe not date much, but still knows very clearly that she is out of your league.
>>36452273
Do people (grils) even still go to libraries?
>>36452312
Yep. MOST places have more females in them than men. Its ironic, of course, because men are the only ones that end up being useful to society, but somehow its true.
>>36452312
No-one has gone to a library since the widespread acceptance of the internet.
>>36452538
>>36452554
Getting mixed signals here. Confused now
>>36451204
GF is goth. No true Scotsman is rife in the goth community.
>>36452554
Not true.
It simply means that a different, more specific kind of person goes there.
I'm talking about City libraries btw, because Uni libraries are for students and Municipal libraries are for homeless and coloureds.
But City Libraries have the girls I was describing earlier. They make a day out of it. They don't like to read online. They prize physical information sources as being more authentic. They probably have coffee drinking friends to whom they can sly-brag about their library-dwelling before or after they go. There are comfy seats and quiet so that they don't have to listen to their roomate get fucked/practice guitar.
That may sound like a specific category of person, but the law of averages means that in a big enough city (like the one I live in) there are HEAPS of these chicks, so at least one/two per day at any big city library is not a stretch at all.
>>36452643
I hopes this unmixes the signals for you.
There are truly nerdy girls, and then there are the girls I am describing. They're more like cocoon'd stacies and normies. They are High Achievers who are putting off having much of a social life until some career milestone. But they are human too, and can get lonely.
Most act like cold bitches in my experience, but this category of female is definitely a thing.
>>36450780
Was it ever not?
>>36452848
>>36452848
What city do you live in anonan
>tfw no qt goth gf to take long night walks and watch old black and white horror films with
I understand how you feel, OP.
>>36453284
Birmingham (bongland). But any decent sized city is the same.