>Hey Anon, Stacy came up with a drinking game!
>Take one shot of Jack Daniels for every person you've ever had sex with!
>Chad's already throwing up in the backyard. Your turn!
How fucked are you, normies of /r9k/?
can i do shots of dew instead?
>>36450661
Die of alchohol poisoning due to drinking a whole bottle of tequila instead
>>36450678
That shit's so bad for you though, Anon.
At least the whiskey gets you drunk.
>throw the shot glass against a wall and leave
But in reality I'd probably just let them figure out why I'm not playing and go find a place to smoke cigarettes by myself and try to get alcohol poisoning
>lie and take two shots
>crisis averted
>>36450661
What happens if I admit I'm a virgin?
>>36451406
You have to bang all the girls in the party non stop
>>36450661
>tfw I just end up drinking the bottle because im a alchy
>>36450661
*takes 13 shots*
>>36452256
iktf my d00d
20 odd if hookers don't count, several bottles if they do
>>36450661
Well I'm taking an extra one for you, because today I'm gonna screw you