>thanks for bringing me and my boyfriend chad to dinner! >can

>>36479892
Should have taken her to an imaginary vegan restaurant instead

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>>36479892

>hey anon what are you-OH GOD IS THAT A GUN?!?!? OH MY GOD CHAD HE'S GOT A-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>OH MY GOD MAN PLEASE DUDE I DIDN'T-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>BANG

>>36480564
laugh my ass off originally

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>>36479892
>Thanks Stacy! I'm glad I could make your night special! Let me hit up the bathroom real quick and we can get going.
*leaves restaurant*

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>>36480564
>>BANG
made me kek, originalio

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>>36479892
>improperly cut lemon
>fish is visibly overcooked
>Whole cherry tomato, next to whole potato

Why can't middle America properly do food

>>36481093
also
>tap water in wine glass

>>36481093
What are you a fucking kike

>>36481148
>knowing about food makes you a kike

>>36480564
You win this thread my guy.

>>36481198
Being a picky little cunt about food makes you a kike
you're a fucking kike

>>36479892
What must life be like for someone so desperate to take there oneisits and their bf to dinner

>>36479892
i cant fit 3 people on my bike man

>>36479892
What? Who the hell are you? Why am I in a fancy restaurant? Bls bolice halb iv been kidnabbed :DDD

>>36480564
haha laughed for real. good job my dude