why aren't you taking a bath /r9k/? It will relieve

>>36581913
good thread I give it 10 points

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How is your water that fucking blue?

My apartment doesnt have a bath

>>36581982
Bath Bombs

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my bathtub is clogged with urine salts that I have no idea how to remove

seriously don't piss in the shower kids

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>>36581913
i take baths all the time but it never really relieves anything

i just do it when im sad

>>36581913
You have sexy legs m8. :)

:) that is wonderful news op! I am glad that you're enjoying your bath!

>Filling up water for a bath
>See this thread
Are you spying on me?

> cleaning yourself with baths
I seriously hope those are "relaxation and comfort" oriented, and not actually your hygiene ritual. Bathing in the same water you once used to wash away all the dirt and grease on your skin is among the most disgusting things you can do.

why are you bathing in mouthwash?

>>36581913
what the fuck are you bathing in? mouth wash?

I dont think mouthwash is going to be healthy for your skin, sure you'll smell nice but will it be worth it?

>>36582023
http://www.nucalgon.com/products/plumbing/calci-solve
It needs to soak for a few hours.
You're welcome.

s-show benis

Do "waterproof" phones function normally in the bath? Can you still use them with wet fingers? Not planning to intentionally submerge one, just want to have a nice comfy bath while playing games or shitposting

>>36582284
>soak for a few hours

it's a bathtub drain, you can't really soak anything in there.

>>36582286
Yes, please show your big throbbing hard cock.

>>36582305
(OP Here)
I usually dry my hands before using my phone, and I know that if I drop it it won't die since it's okay to submerge it for 30 minutes. I hope I helped!

>>36582192
>>36582209
>>36582281

It's a bath bomb

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I get anxiety when I take a shower I feel like my heart is gonna fail for some reason.

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>>36582625
>anxiety over dying
that'd be a thought i'd think to myself out of comfort.

because my tub is covered in a thick layer of soap scum and i've begun seeing some green mildew or whatever develop where the shower curtain never moves. plus it's atmosphere dependant which my bathroom lacks.

>>36581913
Because my bathtub is small as shit. I try to lay down and I have to get my legs almost vertical to fit in.

I love baths, they're fucking awesome.

Some years back I used to play Ace Attorney games on my DS while bathing. It was maximum levels of comfy. I need to start doing that again.

>>36581913

You know what Anon? that's not a bad idea.

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>>36581913
Because I live in a shitty apartment and there's no stopper in the bath and even if I go get a new one the bathroom walls are thin as fuck and my neighbors on every side can hear everything I do in it and I can hear them so the whole time I'm taking one I'd have to hear the fatass on one side pretend to laugh at the girl who's cucking hims jokes and my stacy neighbor banging her random guy of the night on the other

>>36582372
Are you a woman or a faggot?
>teehee, need muh flowery bath explosion in my beauty ritual

>>36583266
I like them because it makes the water look blue and comfy

>>36582625
You hsve fucking rabies, m8

>>36581913
Because


-I don't fit in my bath. My back is up against the wall and my knees are almost up to my chest. I'm only 6'2.

-The bath plug is old and the metal bit has somehow actually rusted. I don't think that bathing in rust is good for one's health.

>>36582023

Wait what this can happen to your shower? I thought that was a myth to make people not pee in the shower!!!

The bathrub here is pretty gross and too small.

I hope my future house has a massive fucking tub that comfortable fits two people so we can cuddle and watch movies while taking a bubblebath :3

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Ok. Now what? The cats are worried, and that worries Chief O'Brien.