The only thing I've ever enjoyed is music while on oxycodone

>>36581732
tfw fapping while on benzos

do girls really piss straight down when standing?

I know there's a bit of a lean in the pic but it's still way less tha 45 degrees, even

>>36581770
The panties are causing the piss to pool slightly before dripping out. That's why it's straight down

>>36581842
this is correct.
It shoots forward.

Why not try listening to music on shrooms or weed or both at once? Makes it sound wide and rich and feel like it's going through your body.

>>36581842
>>36581882
fucking panty physics

>>36581939
shut up ur annoying

>>36581882
straight forward??
why don't women use urinals then?

>>36581732
Funny, I'm about to do that this weekend. How much should I take (zero tolerance and skinny)?
>>36581883
Also funny. Gonna smoke some weed and listen to music this weekend too.

Haven't tried shrooms yet.

Yo, im moving to chicago in two weeks, i need a painkiller hook up. Ill meet you around fullerton and cicero

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>>36582242
Their anatomy acts as a filter of sorts and causes the pee to instead drip downward. spray a hose with a weak stream and put a bit of cloth on it, the pee will lose momentum and go all over the place but primarily down. Women could pee standing up, but they'd have to move all the flappy shit out of the way and make sure their urethra isn't being covered by any bits of flesh. Basically, it's inconvenient and a hassle, try to piss with your foreskin in the way, you won't have accurate aim, that's what it's like for a woman to piss.

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>>36581732
>tfw I can't fap without playing techno music in the back while being high
This is the worst feeling. I've tricked my brain to only fap like this now.