>Get woken up by loud noises >Walk out door and see

I go back to sleep. Originalitat

>>36584647
>How do you react
more like, how do you erect?

>>36584647
>Sieg Heil to them and start singing "Die fahne hoch"

Although I look pretty Jewish sadly I hope they don't kill me, I'll just show them my foreskin to prove I'm not a kike

Cry tears of joy.
Check when's the next party rally.

>>36584647
Wonder why Nazi's are parading on a quiet Canadian suburban street.

>>36584705
You woke up in an alternate reality in which they had won the war.

>>36584647
Run down to the town hall and sign up for my designated aryan wife.

>>36584647
>"Call me when Mosley and the BUF get here."

Take my pants off and run around masturbating screaming "Praise kek!"

Grab my rifle and join the resistance.

>>36584730
>>36584705
Yeah, but, you know some streets are small and unimportant.

>>36584647
Go back to sleep. Maybe that way I will return to my original timeline.

>>36584647

I would LITERALLY cry of happiness

Depends. If I had no clue what was going on I'd watch probably. Knowing what I have been taught, I would stay quiet and leave unnoticed. I would find a gun and carry a knife. I'd leave to someplace that would seem like it has the least amount of chances to cross paths with them.

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>Grab WW1 recreated German uniform I use for airsoft, and my actual P99 pistol woth my extra ammo
>blend in the best I can
>Find nearest war museum
>Camp out in the woods behind it
>Sneak in, subduing any guards via garrote Agent 47 style
>Steal STG 44
>Find resistance
>join their ranks

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Weep tears of joy

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the same way I would to any other Rhine Niggers I find in a white man's country

>>36584647
>white
>blond hair
>blue eye
I go back to bed

>>36584647
Kill myself because I'm a genetic failure and they'd gas me otherwise.

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>>36584647

....................
HAIL HITLER!
....................

>88<

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>black
I think I'll just hide somewhere, maybe in a forest or a cave, like that one anon.

>>36584647
Who cares, sleep forever,

I hope these are the fun kinds of nazis and I get to be a sex slave to an SS officer who rapes and beats me regularly and not the nofun kind of nazis who just gas me for being a girl (male)

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Seems more appealing by the day.

I would probably get some giggles out of it before carrying out my original plan of necking myself

>>36585371
I'm this anon. Just wondering is our house the same? So, for example, I own an AR, I have a roommate, and I have a dingle story house but with a partial basement. Will I still have this stuff or will I have an apartment where my current house is that I live in, and I'm on my own?
I assumed a halfway point here so I just wanna specify.
>>36585524
I'll drive to you and pick you up. Look for a 1990's silver 325i with angel eye. Arm yourself to the teeth. I'll pick up Some BurgerFuhrer on the way.

>>36585780
> I namefagged outside of my general on another board
shitshitshit It won't delete. Nononono

>>36585524
Black people were allowed to be Nazis desu

>>36584647
wow gay
this is an original statement of original intent

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>>36585645
This post made me giggle. Thank you, anon.

Go back to sleep. I'm not a Nazi but I'm a blonde haired blue eyed germanic male so they'll leave me alone.

>>36584647
with a roman salute

>>36585524
i cant speak for these fictional nazis but black people fought for the axis in ww2 willingly. Im sure Hitler wanted to have them under a colonial empire but he didnt want to enslave or kill them. Remember, the original plan for the jews was to send them all to madagascar and make shekel island.

As a 6'6'' blonde with blue eyes, I'd just lol at the shit to come.

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l burst into treats

>>36584647
Fucking noisy cocksuckers.

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>become the greatest Aryan warrior
>rise up the ranks
>finally get to meet my idol Adolf Hitler
>I'm sorry for this Adolf but it's for the greater good
>Slit his neck
>Generals take over and actually make sensible decisions
>Germany wins taking all of Europe
>Germany develops the Atomic Bomb first and ends up colonising the US