>26 NEET >Mummy is moving >I have to clean my room,

>>36584967
>the cum closet
>without any irony
This type of shit is the reason I still come here.

I'll take those cum stained panties off your hands tbqh

this never happened but i enjoyed your story

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>>36584967
>MUMMY FOUND THE CUM CLOSET

Go get a can of paint and stucco and fix the wall before anyone realizes

>>36584967
>>Also how do I dispose of cum stained panties, I'm paranoid that a garbage bag could break. An animal could rip open the bag.

i stay up and wait for the garbage truck and only take my cum bag out 5 minutes before the garbage men arrive

>>36585011
I bought the panties new, they are covered with my cum from years ago.

Still interested?

>>36584967
cum stains come out in the wash, no?

>>36585073
Yes, I love the smell of old dried cum (not even memeing)

>>36584967
She knows about all of it. The day before the painter comes you will come into your room and the bag will be gone and the wall will be clean.

>>36584967

Why are you masturbating in your closest?

>>36585136
I masturbate on my bed, cum into a tissue and throw the tissue into the closet. Sometimes they stick to the back wall. I did this everyday for at least 5 years.

>>36585175

>having enough energy to cum into a tissue

I just fap/cum into the boxers or shorts I am wearing and continue on for the day like that. Don't usually change my clothes for weeks at a time.

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>>36584967
Take a picture of the cum closet. Post it. Now.

>>36584967
just get a sponge and bleach water and scrub a dub dub

>>36585209
people can smell that, ya know?

lets see the cum tissue bag

>>36585264

Don't care. I live alone and the rare times I go out in public I couldn't give less of a fuck what a 17 year old cashier thinks of me.
I usually only go out to buy beer and get groceries while I am there.

>>36585220
Give me 15-20 minutes, I have to charge my shitty phone.

>>36584967
>buy like 2L of diesel
>take rubbish and cupboard to the woods/desert/abandoned spot
>put everything you want destroyed in a pile
>pour diesel on it
>go buy a lighter
>light dat shit and stand back nigga

>>36585318
hurry up faggorigano

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Sorry for the bad quality, best I can do. I tried moving my lamp closer but smashed it off the ceiling and broke the bulb.

>>36585318
30 minutes or my pizzas free

>>36585679
I swear I can smell it.

>>36584967
Gonna need some soapy water or disinfectant and elbow grease to remove the jizz. Scrub it off then douse everything in white vinegar. Vinegar deodorizers just about anything. Vinegar is pretty cheap. So is a scrubbing brush and disinfectant. Shouldn't cost you more than $10 and 30 minutes.

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New bulb in the lamp, I got it up close.

Doesn't look as bad in this picture.

>>36585786
No big deal, just scrub it with some cleaner or pretend its mold spores. You should be proud that your prostate juice has colonized a closet.

>>36585831
>just scrub it with some cleaner or pretend its mold spores
but that's genocide. I think op should protect his children at all cost

>>36585871
kill them they dont matter

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>>36585924
But anon, that's genocide and genocide is wrong

>>36585786
that's so beautiful. I ruined the wallpaper because I put baby juice tissues between the wall and the desk every night for almost 5 years. When I moved out my mother had to change the wallpaper because it was so stained

>>36585786
Literally no one can tell it's cum at first glance. Just worry about the smell and buy some strong perfume

>>36584967
You're a lazy asshole for not throwing away your cum tissues right after fapping.

>>36585955
shutup moralfag everyone needs to die someday

>>36584967
Out of curiosity, what is it about panties that excite you? More so small panties?

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>>36585969
>using tissues for fapping
>not having one sock that you continuously ejaculate into
>not allowing the cumsock to form its own ecosystem after a year and billions upon billions of sperm
>not allowing it to grow fungi descended directly from your sperm

The mushrooms children shall inherit the earth

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>>36585989
nice try Chris Hanson

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>>36585989
I would wear them and rub myself through them, tight ones are good, because, it's difficult to get hard. The sensation of trying to get hard, but not being able to while also being stimulated furiously is pretty amazing.

I also have some crusty pillows that I hump, in that closet. I like to experiment.

>>36584967
>I'm paranoid that a garbage bag could break. An animal could rip open the bag.
Shred them up to unrecognizable confetti and put them in a bag in a box in a bag in a box?

>>36586007
That's something special. Why hasn't it tipped over anon? How long has it been growing for? Or is it seasonal?
So many questions.

>>36586007
That seems fascinating and all but tossing it in your room is a bad idea.

>tfw shoot my goo into a toilet
Not sure if I'm the weird one or not

>>36586173
Ew really?

>>36585786
Get sandpaper and scrub sand it down. But first test it out in a corner, that way if it doesn't help you won't cause a lot of damage.

>>36585786
Tell them that you don't know what that is or that it's moisture.

>>36586311
good luck trying to get the house sold if there is mold

>>36586343
Scrub it till it goes away or tell papa or mama to help you remove it, you can also try some sort of wood precision tool to delicately remove the affected parts one by one without ruining it.

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>>36586007
hail homo fungi