Whats your type anon?

>>36695504
my type of girl you ask?
(male)

>>36695504
The type that isn't disgusted by me

>>36695504
That exact type, young/femminine facial features, tall, slender body, tits are irrelevant, decent ass/hips if possible

my bitterness is slowly making it so I'm not attracted to any women. I'm afraid for my future.

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Crispy is my type

>>36695555
checkd

i just want to touch a qt
maybe just so that she doesn't use a lot of makeup, i hate when you can't figure out the original skin color from all the shit on face

>>36695504
The exact picture you posted. It's my favorite pic of her. Perfection.

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>>36695581
pls post more of her

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anyone who isn't below average and is willing to go with me.
Not joking, I would even go with a slut.
loneliness is killing me inside

someone that looks like kate bekinsale but a bit shorter and is a shut-in that likes anime and video games and me

that is my type hello

>>36695632
you say that, but once you actually are with someone below average, it still eats at you.

>>36695675
>who isn't below average
>isn't

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>>36695504
Only the finest desu

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Physically? Mediterranean looking with dark hair, not too pale, full lips, beautiful eyes, slim body and shorter than me.

>>36695504
girls who photoshop leaves into their hair while they're at work :)

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Like this kinda

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>>36695827
Another example.

Any woman that looks different from what I described literally doesn't interest me.

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Smart, funny, charming, lord of a whole layer of hell and a cannibal.

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this bitch I've been crushing on since I was like 13, fuck

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>Olive to light brown complexion
>Brown or green eyes
>Small breasts
>Wavy hair
>Height isn't really an issue since I'm a robot trapped in a Chad body

She just need be young and have a wet vagina.

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>white
>russian, or other eastern european/slavic
>no tattoos
>no piercings, except ears
>god fearing
>tall
>thin
>non-degenerate

>>36695504
a female

orangano

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>>36695904
Would masturbate to then cry into my pillow/10

>>36696030
yeah I know dude, she's like 20 now (since I am too) and I'm pretty sure she had a kid at 17, which is kind of a turn-off for me but I just imagine it's the olden days in secondary school and... yeah.

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the HNNNGGGest, should've been mine ;-;

>>36695924
>slav
>tall
ok anon

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>>36695504
ravioli ravioli make this post originally

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>>36696115
ok

watch some tennis sometime

>>36695504
2 dimensional

oreaos

>>36695555
Checked and confirmed. Grown-up lolis are the best.

>Any race
>Any weight
>Any height
>Any looks
>Clingy
>Plays games or wants to watch me game
>Is talkative, or otherwise okay with me being shy

Rachel type.

>>36695904
>two almost-identical pictures side by side
>not a cross-eyed 3d image

What's the big idea here anon?

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qt asian girls are the best

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I wonder if girls like this exist in East Asia anymore

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>>36695504
one that's not a 3d whore

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>wears tights

my fetish is killing me

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I like my women like I like my milk, white and cold

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>>36695504

>Pale
>Skinny to average weight
>Goth/emo/scene/punk/edgy
>Reasonably intelligent
>No extreme beliefs (ex: racism, sexism, religion, any kind of blind group hate.)
>Geeky (Preferably PC gamer)
>Likes books
>Kinky dominant
>Likes me

In other words, imaginary people. :(

>>36696445
like emotionally cold or just dead?

>>36696449
i want a white nationalist/racist gf so bad

minorities were a mistake

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Basically just bright eyes and reasonably attractive.

Preferably a shy qt that wants to lay in bed all weekend watching movies.

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>>36696471
We can leave that up for interpretation.

>>36695504
I'm trapped by wanting a girl who pretty much looks exactly like my e-gf ex.

light blonde hair, cute, simple face, baggy clothes, short, thin, modest body.

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It must not that this 10/10 but direction is right

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She likes being spanked in a Daffy Duck costume

>>36695504
the type that breaths and has a vagina
breathing is optional
i dont want people to think i have high standards and lower my chances

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since nobody posted the best girl yet ill claim her

I just want a qt brown girl. Used to be pretty /pol/ but goddamn I would racemix with a cute little "sand/curry-nigger" in an instant. Life is pretty great when you live near Toronto.

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>>36695504

>conservative
>bookish
>introverted
>homely
>not 100% completely religious-nut
>not too depressed

>>36696335
I think they ARE identical, and idk she had that in her profile pic I didn't modify it

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So hate me guys

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>>36696646
(pic related)
To everyone not wanting anything but a pure white, nationalist, christian gf, give it up. It's not worth it.

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>>36695504
has a cute penis

>>36695504
i don't really even know.

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>>36696817
speak for yourself mate. i would never racemix and betray my own people like that. besides, white people are at the pinnacle of physical appearance

Tall light skin girl who usually fits the rocker type

Female

Preferably 7 to 10 in age.

>>36696874
I get where you're coming from, but sooner or later you might realize people are people, and cute girls are cute girls. Race is a spook, as much of a meme as that is.

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>>36697015
im just not attracted to anyone but white people, the racemixing belief is part of it but i really only think white people are attractive

>>36696449
>blind group apathy

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>>36695504
big eyes
big nose
heart shaped face
pale skin
highly intelligent
pink butt hole
thin
dark sense of humour

>>36695924
>>Eastern European
>>not degenerate
Pick one, and only one.

>>36695504
A girl that I don't find ugly.

>>36695574
>my bitterness is slowly
you fucking retarded piece of shit. This is not what makes someone assexual.

KILL YOURSELF.

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>>36695504
Short haired girls
Otherwise...I take anything

>>36697401
>big eyes

My systems show you're a weaboo.

I like white girls. I live in brazil. I havent found any.

>>36697707
what does then

>>36695504
Girls with ponytails, baggy eyes, and thin faces.

>>36695504
>pale
>dark hair
>bright eyes
>dark eye circles/bags
>domineering yet still gentle
>obsessive
I'm never going to get a wife like this.

>>36695504
She should be alive

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I like them like this

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>>36695504
>Whats your type anon?
I dont care about girls.

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>>36695904
>when you went to college with Anon's oneitis

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Exactly this.
Fuck I want a gf like this. We'd never leave the house.

>>36698106
Prepare for the hordes of man-children screaming about women not shaving their armpits is unnatural and unhygienic lel

the goth type.

>>36698106
This girl looks like me but I shave.

>>36698149
You should stop.
Then I'll spend my days making you happy and also cum a lot.

>>36695504
breathing
originally

>>36695504
I feel really bad whenever I think of my dream girl, because she probably exists and would want to be with me, but she would probably not be very attractive. I consider myself reasonably attractive, so I want her to be attractive as well. But I feel bad about it, because then I'm dismissing my possible dream girl because she lacks one trait, and I'm afraid my shallowness might cause me to be alone forever.

Luckily I'm unable to have a relationship with anyone, so I don't need to worry about it.

>>36698106
hahahahaha fucking gross dude. absolutely vile shit right there id racemix before dating some hairy sjw slut

>>36696449
A girl like that would be perfect. I have actually met one girl who might've fit that description, but she had a boyfriend by the time I met her so I never got close enough to know her very well.
She also had a gravelly voice, adam's apple, and accidentally wrote down her name as "Andy" multiple times so I'm not sure that she wasn't a trap

>>36695904
That looks like bill hader with make up on.

>>36698123
>>36698321
Took a while longer than I thought it would btw

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I would like to meet a nice, quiet and affectionate girl.

I don't care how she looks a 7/10 is passable for me

>>36696722
Who is she? Source please

>>36695504
>long bangs that get in the way of her eyes
>flat-chested
>doesn't shave (I'm indifferent to body hair but hate razor stubble/burns)
>pale skin
>has few friends, but those friendships are lifelong

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>>36695504
Just add curly/wavy hair, and she's pretty much a 9/10 version of my eternal oneitis.

>>36698398
>7/10 is passable for me
>top 30% of women are only passable

>>36695504
tall icelandic women

>>36698321
Way to allow yourself to be cucked by the Jew agenda. It's fine to like hairless women, but there's L I T E R A L L Y nothing wrong with liking women who allow their bodies to be as nature intended.

>>36698782
Preach my nigga

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shes my type <3

>>36697015
>race is a spook
You literally never learnt evolutionary bio then.
Also, yes, many girls of many races are bangable, but I didn't betray my race and settled for the racist girl who was the French chef with blond hair and big blue eyes. You're going for darkies out of either desperation or a fetish

>>36698782
yes there is. its fucking gross and manly. might as well just be a faggot and date a man

>>36695924
I'm sorry but you have awful taste

>>36699182
>body hair is gross and masculine
>but, if they shave it, it's no longer gross nor masculine
By your logic, it's not gay to fuck traps.

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Went to a restaurant two days ago and saw this cute chick serving. The place makes them wear all black and she had black nail, dark rimmed glasses, nose piercing, and dirty blonde hair. That's a cute I'd date, even though I dont like piercing but she looked cute with them.

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>>36699296
how so? russian girls are the most beautiful in the entire world

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Fit short haired tomboy with optimistic and cheerful personality.

>>36696311
>clingy
You think you want this until you have it

Then you want to play a game or have a hobby but you make her sad because she wants more time with you. It sounds nice but trust me it gets old after a point.

acidjazzsinger <3 OwO

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>>36695504
>shoulder length or shorter hair
>flat chested
>smol
>cute face
>any skin color except fake tan or super dark blacks

I just want someone to cuddle with and hug me since I haven't felt those sensations in so long.

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>>36699307
>By your logic, it's not gay to fuck traps.
Well it isn't nor will it ever be nigga

>>36695504
Short nerdy redheads, preferably with a big booty

>>36699722
That further proves that fucking hairy girls is not gay.

Mixed race girls, because I'm mixed race

>>36699722
>I don't like female body hair because it is too masculine and therefore gay
>fucking actual men is not gay

Look at yourself

>>36698086
damn, that's not her though, what's her name?

>>36699445
>be russian
>don't have russian gf
I'm a living mistake.

>>36699813
Fucking a hairy girl is gayer than fucking a smooth trap.

>>36699017
That's not what I mean (or technically what "spook" means), I mean the idea of it, the collection of people, etc. Like, you don't owe anything to your race, and don't have a duty to preserve it or anything. I know different races exist but they don't mean anything.

>>36699017
>You're going for darkies out of either desperation or a fetish
No, I'm just not ruling out darkies out of autism.

>>36696722
>me except have big jew nose

Damn lucked out I guess I'm not anon's type ;(

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These ladies

>>36695504
ghetto girls or rumanian/hungarian/ukrainian jewish.

>>36695924
great choice anon, i second this
t.slav (male)

>>36701117
OoOoOoOo Brasil, eu amo Brasil.
But damn those faces are as ugly as it gets. Black girl is kinda cute though, but those legs are way too big. I never understood why brasilian 'beauty canon' is like this, but who's not into big fats ass?.

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>>36695504
These fine ladies.

>>36696722
What? The eyes are like the best part of her. Well, different strokes for different folks.

>tall
>pale
>underweight
>kind of emo
>slight bags under her eyes
>depressed and suicidal
>loves me

>>36697015

>Race is a spook

Its okay to like girls outside your race

Its NOT okay to be a fucking liar.

How come we're almost all ugly but wouldn't settle for relationships with below average girls? That's such a toxic mindset but still I can't get it out of my head

>>36702074
It is a good thing though. Ugly x ugly is just going to make more ugly people.

>>36702093
Not true, my parents are ugly as fug but my mom always tells me I'm beautiful.

>>36702176
It is mostly true though. Obviously there are exceptions.

>>36702074
Being ugly doesn't change your preferences dude. If you settle for anything other than your ideal then you're just a cuck and you'll never be happy, much better to be alone. Settling just makes both people unhappy.

>>36702229
>Obviously there are exceptions.
You sure know how to make a robot feel special. :^)

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I like delicate, neotenic features. Big eyes, soft edges, pronounced cheekbones.

>>36702074
I'm not ugly though. I'm far from being a chad but my autism is the rason why I'm a beta faggot

>>36702307
Very nice taste, can you post the pic of the gal on the left

>>36702348
I was told at least twice by my peers that I'm "handsome". I think they were just memeing though, because all I see in a mirror is an ugly nose, profile shot looking like a caveman and what's basically almost an unibrow

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>>36702350
I do not have it in any bigger resolution than on that compilation. Her name is Lina Merklalina. She is not as naturally pretty as Katya or Alexandra, but she uses clever camera tricks to look very cute.

>>36702307
This is the best, middle and right pic here are perfect. Childlike facial features, feminine fashion sense, and shoulder-length hair would be absolutely ideal.

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>>36697401
rose > everyone

>>36702405
>She is not as naturally pretty as Katya or Alexandra
Agreed, I see what you meant about those camera tricks. ;.;
Can I get some sauce on the other two gals?

>>36702074
I'm a solid 5/10, 5'9, 140 lbs (lean) and I've been turned down by every kind of girl. The last one was 150 lbs, 5'2, and face-wise probably a 3/10. A lot of us would settle for below average girls if they would accept us. In this thread however, we are sharing our type, if we could get any girl, what kind of girl we would want.

Also
>toxic
Not hard guessing where you're from.

>>36702649
>toxic
I know what you mean but I couldn't find a better word

Also english is just my second language. Shit mixes when you get your language education by internet

>>36702642
One is Alexandra Gaier(in pic), the other is Katya Lischina. Also you can look Mirukawa, another girl with similar look.

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>>36702714
I forgot to include the pic of Alexandra.

>>36702714
Oh she's the Asuka meme girl? She's real good at changing her face with makeup, I couldn't even tell.

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>>36695504
I'm attracted to girls that aren't attracted to me

Which is pretty much all of them, now that I think about it

>is qt
>is nice to me

>>36696449
Same for me except without the goth/emo/edgy part.

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I would like one like this please

>>36702714
>>36702728
Ahhh very nice. Many thank yous kind sir.

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>>36702760
She has thin and very light eyebrows. This is the main feature she changes.

this

she's perfect

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>Completely into art
>Pale skin just kills me
>Tats/piercings
>Dreads. Biggest turn on.
>Dyed hair is a plus

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>>36702857
my bad

at this point the fetish is a meme though

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in terms of looks, no one compares to 8ree for me.

Personality wise, I really have no idea

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Thin, Caucasian, average height, boy faced, rude, open minded, clearish skin, humans

>>36696541
asscar is my ideal but this one is like broken or something

too many dimensions

a qt with a nice smile, nice hips, and cute ass. pretty general, im not picky,

>>36702882
What's her name? I think I've seen her before

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>>36695504
Thicc (not landwhale) in all the right places and qt. Race is irrelevant because I didn't buy into the mouth breathing /pol/ propaganda.

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>>36703304
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Erika_(IZM)
her body is the peak of sexual stimulation

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>>36703372
Here is your government-sanctioned girlfriend. We could see on your form that race was unimportant, and we can assure you this girl is thicc in all the right places. - Department of Beta Accommodation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDj8kkVwisY

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>preypattern for them: the taller and the darker they are the better
>me:On manlet side and blond

And that's how that story ends.

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Similar to *** idk why

Anything under 80 kilos and without physical deformities

There you go

>>36695504
skinny hipster chicks

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>Eastern European/Mongol mix (ex. Kazakhstan)
>pronounced jaw, cheekbones, and sharp eyes
>Short bob cut with bangs
>Bohemian fashion and has a bunch of dresses with peter pan collars
>tall (shorter than me but like 5'10+) and lithe body
>I can go either way with boobs, but some B cups would be nice
>Loves sweets but hates soda
>Generally not an overly sarcastic person but has a sense of humor
>Is curious and has unique interests she would always tell me about
>Doesn't play video games
>Likes to cook and bake together with me
>Studies some scientific field
>Classic romantic
>Favorite movie genre is musicals
>Not a smoker
>Blogger that doesn't post pictures of herself
>A bit past "young" and is emotionally mature but still very childish in enthusiasm
>High sex drive but with only slightly off-vanilla kinks
>Music interests are random acoustic covers on youtube but is open to my tastes
>No tattoos or only has one significant one that is small
>Wordly but has a balanced and mostly neutral political stance
>Family-oriented
>Gets loud and cutesy when drunk

>>36697401
Pink butthole? where is the evidence?

>>36704028
she seems like she'd be cute if her eyes didn't remind me of Chris Cooper

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>>36699445

Russian girls take second place to Ukrainian girls, I've met several who were so stunning that they could stop activity on a factory floor simply by walking across the aisles.

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what type is she? i love her videos

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katya will forever be queen

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>>36696515
Genuinely made me kek there anon, even if it was a stupid joke. Now I don't feel so depressed while reading this thread anymore, thanks.

>>36696723
I'm not really a fan of hers to say the least but I'll admit that picture's cute as hell. So no hate yet anon, I hope you get a warm cuddly feeling instead.

Overweight heroin junkie drifter chicks

Cute, dressed like a person that doesn't take 5 cocks for breakfast, understands either art philosophy or life a bit similarly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvJS4VTaeAs
blond slim and a good dancer

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>>36695924
>slav
>no tatoos
>no piercings
>non-degenerate
Hahaha, that's a really good one, friend!
t.Russian

2d
9 years old

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>>36695504
This chick goes by the name homeboy in some discord I'm in. She's pretty cute

>>36703496
>race unimportant

good, because this one's clearly not human

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something like this.
Traditionally minded
relaxed personality
doesn't have to be particularly beautiful

>>36695504
Kind, thoughtful, considerate, compassionate, honest, humble.

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Happy girls are the best girls

>>36695504
EXTRA THICC
I like fatties, ok?

>>36696056
that's sad anon but i know that feel

>>36695504
short cute not annoying not obsessed with chad petite takes care of herself likes sex funny and plays video games

too bad she doesn't exist

>>36696449
This, but also a bit tomboy and khv

>pale
>long black hair
>thick eyebrows
>naturally beautiful, no makeup
>petite, but with slight, proportionate curves
>quite but not shy, slight ice queen
>extremely sweet on the inside

Audrey Hepburn looks pretty close, but with breasts and thighs

Anything that's not fat at this point. Pale skinned girls are my fav. Girls with glasses and goth/emo/alternative chicks are nice too. Also you can never wrong with red heads

>not overweight
>at least 5/10 face
The face is by far the most important imo. Only niggers and retards care about muh ass and tits.

Short height, shoulder length or shorter hair, any race but not darkskinned. Cute face as well, preferably someone like Rose but that'll probably never be

>>36695924
Best choice. Same

>>36696352
I second that.
However there is something off about her face. I dont quite like that,,,

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>>36695504
Russian weebs like Alex or Katya.

>>36695904
She's a hooker, why don't you just rent her?

>>36696352
>fake eyes
lel you feg

>>36699537
i used to think that, but you will miss clingy when you have a girlfriend who is TOTALLY independent and does stuff and almost never mentions her life. And you look super clingy, because instead of being wanted like you are used to, you find that you crave a girl craving your attention.

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>TFW you will never have Emily Browning come to you to feel some normalcy after prostituting herself to make ends meet

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>>36695504

I give her the succ

>>36695504

Short and slightly cunty.

>>36695924
>white
>russian
>slav

>>36695504
there's a chick in my chemistry class that looks exactly like this but younger.

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>>36695504
I have a soft spot for women that have that perfect shade of dark blonde/light brown. There's nothing that gets me feeling bad about my life than imagining cuddling with a qt girl, holding hands with her hair all over the place.

Also a big ass.

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>>36695504

A girl who's:

>Over 6'2''
>Strong, Masculine chin and jaw
>Feminine eyes, lips, and nose
>Blonde or Red hair, medium or long
>Not too hourglass shaped, has to have at least 20% masculine body type
>Big, thick strong legs
>Size 11 feet or bigger with long, thick toes

Personality:

>Dominant

Does this make me gay

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>>36709706
>too small

i like "girls" with long "barrels"

Tall pear-shaped raven haired girls with cut bangs with hair worn up in a ponytail. Quiet, moody, and prude but devoted

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Like crispy, but loves me

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>>36699445
Eh, im Russian but its really a mixed bag, they are either troll looking or the most beautiful humans on earth. Hardly see 5s they are either 6+ or 4-.

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>>36711513
a russian 10 is hotter than an american 10, a russian 5 is hotter than an american 5...or any other nationality/culture for that matter

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>>36708395
Gotta agree with you. She's perfect.

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>>36695504
>visit Russia with only friend (he is Russian)
>every girl there is a qt
>even his drug addict cousin
>stuck in Italy with stacies
>you will never live in a snowy paradise with your Slav gf
>you will never drink vodka with putin while chasing off bears in adidas clothing

>>36695504
>not obese
>has a pulse
>short like 5'7 or under (im 6'3)
>blond or black hair
>funny but a bit bitchy
>must like films or like to talk about films
>relatively smart

>>36695584
Tfw I can only touch and cuddle with qt's when I'm on MDMA, but as soo as it wears off I become anxious whenever I touch girls. I don't want to be drugged 24/7 just so I can be happy. Anyone know alternative drugs to MDMA that get rid of my anxiety of physical contact, which aren't as u healthy?

>>36711641
Ugly russiqn women... dont even get me started on that there are a huge amount and I think they bring down the average russian woman from an 7.5 to a 5. The ugly women look like they were cross bred with potatoes.

>>36711819
thats my goal in life. to visit russia and find a russian girl to marry and start a family with

where are you from?

>>36695504
Hi Metsi.
It's me.

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>>36711819
god i didnt need this feeling too

>>36711940
maybe. i think in america there is a higher ratio of average women to top qts than there is in russia. like theres way more average girls in america with a few occasional 10s where in russia the qts are much more plentiful as opposed to the uggos

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>>36695504
At least average
White, asian perferably
Apathetic and gloomy like me

That's pretty much it

>>36695924
>white
>slav

>>36710230
>>36712088
really nice memes /pol/

>>36712120
le pol bogeyman

>>36712154
im /pol/ too but how are slavs not white. its not even a funny meme

>>36712192
Found the slav

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>>36696646
>Life is pretty great when you live near Toronto.

We have an open buffet of all the world's different varieties of women. For an eternal bachelor such as myself it's great.

>>36696421
Sheeet, I'm playing DD right now. Who should I give the arisens bond to and make my beloved? Selene, Aelinore, or Mercedes? Madeleine is a babe and would be my first pick if not for the fact but she's a gold digging rostie, also her unique endings is kinda shit and I don't want to have to go out of my way to buy stuff from her.

>>36695504
Tough question:
>Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
>Italian Herbs & Cheese Footlong
>Banana Peppers, Red Onions, Lettuce
>Anyone That's Quiet With At Least One Leg
>Preferably One Leg (great for scissoring)

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this is my type of girl. in my eyes she is a 10/10. i love you my precious cindy

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HUGE FALSE TITS

>>36712859
Ew, anon. There's a pig in the picture

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>depressed
>weeb
>calls me oniichan
I'm a man of simple tastes.

>>36695504
I'm really attracted to pale girls with short dark hair. Preferably shortstacked but small tits are fine, I dig ass but it's not a requirement

I'm also a huge fan of latinas.

Damn, I really do have shit taste.

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pic related
especially if she's 6'0 or over.

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>daily threads about how white women are trash
>ask /r9k/
>every post is about white girls

>>36713340
Good taste.
I second this notion.

>>36695504
kind, cute, chubby boys who are slightly taller than me and also like boys. no sluts please

it is surprisingly hard to find gay men who fit the latter requirement

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This thread just further PROVES /r9k/ has WAYYYY TOO HIGH STANDARDS.

You pathetic fucks are NEVER going to get laid with standards like these.

>>36695581
Wtf is with those freaky bug eyes

>>36712859
Hipster glasses

Ur gunna be here crying on 4chan in a few months

>>36712973
Cuz why not have a couple where both people are depressed peicies of shit

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Jada sezer

>>36714079
Well yeah, it's not like someone who's well adjusted would want to be with me.

>>36695504
alive and female

>>36714704
Only correct answer desu
orignulo

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Long face and flat chests

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If only I were rich, attractive, black, and possibly a woman.

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>asian
>depressed
>plays league of legends

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All of them are 3DPD.
All hope is lost.

>>36702839
From the thumbnail I thought this was a picture of Austin Powers

>>36714106

T H I C C SPIC

>>36695504
Emo/scene aesthetic. Dyed hair and eye liner gets me going like nothing else.

i think sofie is cute

>>36701341
I was saying huge eyes are better

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>>36713953
Stop trying to bully my wife

>>36695504
Ideally a female me .personality would be same, I wouldn't mind that she would be very ugly

>>36711906
Actually yes
Xanax
Kratom
Booze?

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I like yours too. There's something about shorter hair...

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>>36695904
I just fucked my 13 year old crush (both 26 now) and I thought I would share that with you

>anorexic
>white
>shy
>well dressed/fashionable, or atleast understands and lets me buy her clothes
>preferably minimal physical deformities

i think that about it.

>slender, feminine body
>pale or mild tan
>nice face
>beautiful eyes
>Brunette or dirty blonde
>good personality
>Maybe introvert
>sorta fucked up sense of humor
>any interest/hobby, preferably not anything stupid
>crazy but not psycho
>has a direction in life
>Preferably smarter than me so I don't have to talk down to anyone
>Loyal and not a gold digger
>Quiet, prefers silence
Basically a potential life companion, every time I listen to my dick I get screwed over.

>>36696115
Are you literally retarded? Slavs are some of the tallest people in the world, with Bosnians being the tallest.

a woman who lets me be me and likes me despite it.

>>36698106
I'm a guy and I shave my pits every other week. That's the least I expect from my woman.

>>36695504

abusive sociopaths

>completely batshit insane
That's my type.

The more yandere the better. Any single /insanity/ fembots here?

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>>36695504
>tfw no nature loving celtic waifu

I'II fuck anything that moves

If you meet this criteria let me know.

>Intelligent. For me that means having an IQ of 130+
>Confident. You should have high self worth.
>High in disagreeableness, I like arguing with people and like to be challenged.
>Outspoken. You shouldn't be afraid to voice your true opinions for whatever reason.
>Honest. Tell the truth always, don't lie to and manipulate people.
>Principled. You should have some principles and not be entirely valueless, this could be moral or whatever.
>At the same time you should know to not open your mouth and opine when we're discussing something you know nothing about.

In terms of physical appearance I don't care that much. If you are a girl with the above qualities you are already better than 99% of the population, males included. Just have one positive quality in terms of facial aesthetics, don't be black, and don't be fat.