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>cousin staying over at house
>sitting downstairs watching TV
>there's nothing on
>she wants to sleep
>decide to stay downstairs for a bit and cuddle her under the covers
>mum upstairs sees my bedroom light on and goes into her autistic detective mode
>catches me leaving the room my cousin was sleeping in where the lights were off
>stupid woman assumes we were having sex
Why are mothers so fucking deranged, can't I just cuddle without family butting into my business? I know it's partly down to her christian beliefs making her assume that whenever a boy and girl are in the same room they must be shagging, but still she's my cousin for gods sake.
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>>39351256
Because she wants you to be normal. Not some pussy who wouldn't give his cousin a one way ticket to pound town.
Ask if she's into black guys.
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>>39351256
yeah it's pretty weird i dunno matey
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>>39351256
Uhm, If you're over the age of 10 it IS pretty weird for family members to cuddle in bed. Grow some self-awareness jezus man.
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>>39351353
I'm sorry your family didn't love you anon
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>>39351296
This.
WTF?
That's what cousins are for: fucking.
Not to have children with, just fucking.
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>>39351405
>Family didn't love him so assumes loving family cuddles over the age of 10
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