What would you do if you saw a cute girl breaking into your house?

>>39351553
Overpower her and chain her up in my basement to keep her as a sex slave. She is a criminal anyway so no one will miss her.

Give her a good grope and kick the shit out of her, call the police, no one will believe her

>>39351553
mumble sorry and lock myself in my room

I would call the police

>Beat her down and secure her
>Talk to her and then decide if I should call police or let her go

Realistically

>>39351553
Dome her ass with my 9.

YOU CAME TO DA WRONG HOOD, BITCH!

*blam*

*blam*

*ratatatatatat*

Keeping it 100

>>39351553
>Confront her
>Offer her the choice of having sex with me or me calling the police.

>>39351553

shoot her in self defense since Florida is a castle doctrine/stand your ground state

>>39351553
Is she attractive?
>no
Shoot dead on sight
>yes
Tie her to the table in the basement, slowly eat her until after weeks/months I become unable to carve her up anymore without killing her.

Looters shot on sight. If she's attractive chances are she's b8ing me and her nog bf is looking for an opening

>>39352166

that's pretty sick and you're a bad person desusenpai

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take advantage of castle doctrine and kill a roastie without going to prison

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL

(origins)

Come on guys, what if she's your animu waifu turned into a 3d human on her journey into the real world to find you and bring you back to animu land?

>>39352166
>Tie her to the table in the basement, slowly eat her

If you just said shit like this in public you'd have a harem of women to sashimi

>>39351553
Beat the shit out of her and kick her the fuck out!
>cute girl
Cute girl my ass. Ain't nobody is breaking into my house faggot. Got some very important stuff in mah hoose. WHO'S GONNA TELL YOU THIS IF SHE STEALS MY LAPTOP??
fuck this lil cute ass bitch