Most embarrassing thing you got caught doing? >mom walked

>>39353266
I mean youre gay so you deserve to feel bad

>>39353266
my ultra-prude and most probably frigid mom caught me wanking off with a german guy on skype when i was 15
i told her i was watching porn to save some face and she was in hysterics, screaming at me about how disgusting and perverted i am for like 5 minutes then stormed off because she "couldn't even stand the sight of me"
neither me or the guy could get hard during that call after that kek

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>>39353266
>be 8
>had a diaper fetish in the making
>asked my mum if I could have diapers
>she gets me a pack of pull ups
>put one on and immediately go jerk off
>mum walks in and catches me
>takes away my diapers

i was really weird as a kid, if I could I'd forget most of the memories from when I was a child because most of them are cringey.

>>39353266
Thank you for the kek OP I showed my coworkers and had a good laugh

>be 9
>be on family laptop
>find lesbian porno link on youtube
>like the video and watch many more
>sister walks in room one day and sees me slam laptop shut
>calls my dad out of suspicion
>has him check the internet history that I was too stupid to delete

>mum walked in on me beating off in shower
>made me wash my hands

>>39353658
dad should have understood wtf dad