>tfw jacking off while talking to grandpa on the phone I

>>36926304
Sounds hot please tell more anon.~

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i laughed for an entire minute at just reading this
thanks op

I always knew you were a faggot.
A disappointment, just like your father for raising you.

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>>36926316
I had to call and wish my grandpa a happy birthday, he kept the phone call going for fucking ever, I'm addicted to jerking off and couldn't wait, he kept the phone call going so long. I want to die

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>>36926324
Only a normie wouldn't get a hard on from this.

>>36926304
Damn anon, I admire your dedication

>>36926379
I once did this on a skype call with my mom. She could only see my face so I was ok.

>>36926304

you do realize he knows exactly what you are doing

>>36926363
Did you breathe heavy or moan a little? Did you cum while on the phone? You shouldn't feel bad op you were just horny. How often do you jerk it?

>>36926421
she knew

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>>36926421
jesus christ that is so hot too.

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>>36926441
>knows what he was doing
>on the phone

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>>36926363
He cares about you Anon. Be happy someone cares. No one cares about me. I could die and no one would notice except my land lord. and he only cares about the money

>>36926600
can you post your dick? Are you without family and friends? *hugs* Well I don't know you anon but I care about you. I hope you are doing well today and you sleep well tonight. :3

>>36926600
Also nice digits. <3

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>fapping
>cat scratching door
>yowling and shit
>dont want it to wake parents
>let it in
>have to fap while hearing collar jingle everywhere
>sits on floor and stares at me

>>36926747
She wanted the /d/ senpaii senpai a lam qt

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>>36926627
Show your butthole first