What the fuck did I get myself into? I'm the emcee for a show in two days, I'm an antisocial maniac and hate people vehemently. Now all of a sudden I have to go on stage and be funny and entertaining and confident and carry this thing. I'm fucked. I have *never* done anything like this before. Even rehearsing I was sweating buckets and fumbling over my lines. FUCK
snort a couple lines of blow
>>36926356
call them and tell them you're really sick and can't do it
>>36926356
Do what celebrities do, do cocaine.
Yeah they totally didn't made you an mc to not heckle you and upload your tears on youtube.
>>36926371
>>36926405
I don't want to be fucking mental during the show