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So I'm gonna get laid in 2 hours... any last minute tips

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So I'm gonna get laid in 2 hours...

any last minute tips for a former robot?
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>>39408261
Get me laid aswell bigboy
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Wear a fuckin condom.
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>>39408293
will do
>>39408284
okay this lay is gonna be for all the robots on r9k
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>>39408261
Kiss up her leg and right when you get to her vulva skip over it and kiss down the other leg to tease her. Try that position where you are both facing the ceiling so you can choke her and rub her clit. Put a pillow under her hips in prone bone so you can rub her clit during that one too? She'll be tight though so watch out
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just surrender to the hormones
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>>39408261
Fap a fuck ton for the next hour so you last longer
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yeah, don't pressure yourself. getting an erection during sex is different than getting an erection while watching porn. In porn you cum from your first erection. During foreplay your dick will go soft and hard, when you get that throbbing one that's when you slay that puss.
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>>39408261
Get the fuck off my board.
Originally original.
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>>39408346
If you can before sex your precum could have sperm from that previous ejaculation in it.

>>39408261
I've had this idea to give a girl my hand and ket her use it as a map for my tongue down there. Might be hard to orientate though lol. I wish I could try it to see if it works, it's probably easier for her to just grab your head and move it though
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Remember us but don't come back as a normie
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>>39408261
You got any moves yourself nigga?

Also don't think of it so mechanically though. The best I had with a girl wasn't that time she did that thing with her tongue. It was when she playfully locked me out of my room and then I heard her clothes hit the floor. When she let me back in she blindfolded me and got all sensual. There's more to,it than how do I finger. Communication is the most important part because not everyone likes,the same stuff. Also you should try crushing ice in your mouth before going down on each other some time
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>>39408261
Eat chorizo
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Come back and post how it wasn't worth it
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