Post your most pathetic moment, your absolute best. >obese

>>39408612
that game is fucking impossible without cheats, just like real life.
>me: "How are you?"
>Bitch:"UGH LEAVE ME ALONE CREEP" -999%

>>39408612
Do I need to get a vpn or something before torrenting this? It'll be the first thing I ever torrented

>>39408612
Prob this right here its degeneratebas fuck yet as a dicklet I still fap to her voice

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>roastie rejects me
>laughs about it with her friends
>go home and gather bed bugs because live in dilapidated hovel
>bring them to school in a bottle and empty them in her pack

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>Play games to escape my reality and to feel like I'm doing something worthwhile
>Have a spell where I can only seem to do shit
>Frustration builds when I think that it should be something everyone can do yet I can't
>Get so frustrated with my failure that I throw the controller/mouse at the screen
>Instantly regret it and sit quietly thinking about my existence
>This happens about every couple of months or so but seems to be growing in frequency

>>39409586
Lmao this shit is hilarious, but ya you are a faggot

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Oh God, here it goes.
>be me
>lonely, stupid 19 year old retard
>browsing /b/
>see a thread about my town
>start intensely shitposting
>disclose that I'm studying there
>somebody offers me to meet
>offers weed, insinuates he's not completely straight (no homo)
>tell him to meet somewhere away from my house, but with intense police presence near an embassy
>wait at the arranged point
>nothing happens for quite some time
>finally get bored, and go back home
>suddenly hear knocks on the door
>"hey, it's me from the chan"
>"uh, oh, s-sorry dude, that was a mistake, please go home"
>persists a bit, I call the police
>hear him talking to someone on his phone, says something among the lines of: "he's nit letting me in" or something like that
>I'm anxious as fuck
>finally the police ring on my door
>officer asks me sarcastically why I disclose personal information on the internet
>tfw I'm trying to explain to an old police officer what 4chan is, and he just looks at me incredulously
>tfw his fat partner tells me to find a gf, and stop fucking around on the internet

>>39409941
>practice day and night for fighting game
>finally feel confident enough for ranked
>try to use combos I learned
>20 consecutive losses
>get frustrated abd button mash and win 10 games through sheer luck of combos I've never seen
>give up and never touch that fighting game again

Everytime