Syria, this way I'd die right away
>>37664411
Chad, at least i can shitpost about it on 4chan while I am there.
>>37664434
This is the best answer. I'd just post Chad memes on /pol/ for the rest of my relatively short life.
>>37664411
which one has the fastest internet
>>37664411
North Korea. I'd rather be surrounded by gooks than niggers or sandniggers.
Venezuela
I guess because I speak the language
>>37664486
unironically Chad
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