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A Tale of How I Won My Dream Girl 2017-06-12 05:28:08 Post No.
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Sup /r9k/, let me tell you all a story from middle school.
>Be me
>14 year old beta cuck
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere I start having a hardcore crush on a shy girl to the point of praying to god daily and entirely dropping masturbation just so god could reward me with being her boyfriend, yes, I know that I was an elder god tier omega male
>She's probably an 8/10 but in my standards she's a 10/10, both cute and hot, we'll call her Nancy
>My best buddy helps me out by giving me advices on how I can initiate any kind of relationship with her, we'll call him Mike
>Mike is a total baller and a normie lord
>We've been friends since primary school but we've been attending different middle schools
>He manages to make me text her on facebook
>holyshititfuckingworked.jpg
>I've been texting with Nancy for an hour
>Turns out we have similar interests
>Mike is really fucking proud of me
>Fast foward a year
>We haven't said a single word to each other since our chat on facebook
>Fucking Indian kid joins our class
>Tech support sounds so funny when he tries to speak polish with his thick indian accent
>Fucking poo in the loo starts having a crush on my Nancy
>He fucking tells everyone how they're going to get married and have a huge family
>I Immediately start start acting like an asshole towards curry nigger
>Nancy doesn't like him as well
>I looked at her once during a lesson
>That fucking wagon wheel praising faggot hit me after school for just fucking looking at her
>I didn't hit him back because I was a thin as fuck skeleton
>Fast foward another year
>Almost at the end of 3rd grade
>Pajeet is still a cunt and now he tries to hug her anytime he can
>She always tries to push him off her since he is a tiny shitling
>At this point, everytime I see him I want to scream to the point of tearing my intestines out
>Now it's not about getting the girl, it's about making that little poo goblin feel like shit
>Decide to ask Nancy out
Do you all want me to cont.?
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>>37664939
continue my dude
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14 years old
Middle school
Almost finishing 3rd grade
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Cont.
>Turns out Nancy had a crush on me since our chat on facebook
>She told me that I am the only guy she knows who likes K-Pop
>I lied about that during our facebook chat
>She's a K-Pop fanatic
>We start dating
>Turns out we're quite alike
>We both love travelling and asian culture
>She tells me how she felt abused all this time by Hindu fag
>Turns out, The little fucking Feces fag kept texting her like 4-6 times every week
>That little faggot even sent her a shirtless pic, after that she blocked him
>Now I was super pissed off, fucking Guts from Berserk level of pissed off
>Last 3 days of middle school
>Now everytime this little fag tries to get close to her, I just push him back
>Since he punched me I started working out like I was the electric body builder from Russia
>Still really thin but at least I'm not a skello
>He doesn't pose a threat anymore
>Graduation day
>We execute our Master plan
>That little faggot stares at us with tears in his eyes
>Haven't seen him since
>2 Years Later
>We're in High School and now she's my girlfriend
>She is even a bigger bro than Mike and Mike is a God Tier Bro
>MFW my hatred towards a street shitter got me a dream girlfriend and turned me into a borderline normie.
I know that this story might seem cringy but I thought that it'd be worth sharing since it's so heart warming.
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>>37665336
Time skips.
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>>37664939
>>37665802
Begone normie, this place isn't for you.
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>>37666078
normie>pooinloo
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>>37665802
What the fuck exactly was the master plan that made poo boy cry?
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>>37665802
We know you're underage. K-POP didn't become famous until very recently.
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