when yoj realise at one point you were racing to the egg

Tfw you realize at one point you were first in something

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>>37682032
>tfw you realize you're a dumbass and you were once both the ovum and the sperm

If I was the best sperm, I can't really imagine what monsters laid inside the other ones

>>37682032
>>37682199
>reminder that there is still no satisfying explanation in biology why sexual reproduction exists
>you suffer because of something we don't even understand

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>you could have avoided this hell if your dad had held it in for another split second
>if they waited another minute
>if they hadn't that day
>if they never met
>literally everything had to go wrong in the universe since even before the big bang for you to be born

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> Ha, I won! I bet this will be the first of many victories!
> Mfw 26 years later