I literally got picked pocketed today AMA

did you notice at the time?

you probably just dropped it somewhere lmao

>>38274122
I didnt realise my phone had been taken out of pocket till about 20 minutes later as i thought someone just grazed my arse and i literally saw the video footage of it being taken

>>38274124
it was a maori, basicially a Polynesian nigger

>>38274173
but i know exactly who did it

>>38274173
Let this be a lesson to always keep anything of value in your front pockets, front pockets are much hard to pick than back.

>>38274337
it was in my front jacket pocket and he only nicked it because i was bent down picking something up