Ask a khv Robot who's about to go on a trip to Magaluf with

>>38316946
What the fuck is magaluf and why are you such a faggot?

>>38316946
Is Manchester really as shit as everybody says it is

>>38316977
Known as 'Shagaluf' by normie brits is basically a resort island part of spain which is known for teen sex and drink

>>38317027
Not from there, but it seems okay. Had a run in with a homeless scheme last time I was here.
Probably is the power house of the North though desu

>>38316946
>>38317058
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3982025/magaluf-violence-replaces-sex-british-holidaymakers/
omegalul

>>38317121
Wait so you're saying there's a higher chance I'll get glassed instead of getting laid? The slight prospects of me meeting a girl is the only reason I was convinced to come along

>>38317058
Are you going to double team a sixteen year old prostitute with your dad ???

I'm going to Mallorca this weekend and we are staying far away from Magaluf. It's where the worst chavs gather, basically a britbong containment zone.

If you want to get laid, go to Germany instead and visit a brothel.

>>38317145
I want to lose it organically. This might be my chance to loosen up play cool around strangers I'll never see again

>>38317281
Your chances of success are low. You would do much better to practice sex with prostitutes until you get the hang of it.

>>38317299
I'm not so worried about sex as much as finding out I have the physical attributes to allow that situation to arise. If I manage to get a girl back to my room but god forbid I can't get an erection, least I know the problem is me and not how I'm perceived.

>>38317472
If you are drunk then whisky dick is quite likely. Eat her pussy if that happens. Even if it most likely is an unwashed unkempt chavette pussy.

Does anyone have techniques for approaching women in busy foreign bars/clubs? This trip is all paid for and I want to make the most of it and escape neetdom

>>38317518
You just do it. It's something you learn by doing. If you have never tried, force yourself to do it anyway knowing you will spill spaghetti. You still learn every try.